0:00:00.000,0:00:02.818 Subs and translation: by 8/co/ and chrossrank ct 0:00:09.118,0:00:10.197 Congratulations! 0:00:10.403,0:00:12.841 You have decided to stop[br]being a pathetic burden 0:00:12.900,0:00:18.358 and become a[br]competent adversary 0:00:18.358,0:00:19.358 with Black Hat[br]Organization's training plan. 0:00:19.358,0:00:24.752 Learn what NOT to do[br]with the lost cases of: 0:00:25.011,0:00:28.308 Rhy... Rybofl... 0:00:28.308,0:00:31.494 Ryboflavin! 0:00:31.941,0:00:39.888 Welcome to episode 2, Volume 1 of my[br]orientation videos for villains from Black Hat Organization! 0:00:40.131,0:00:45.437 This time, we're judging the use of[br]one of my oldest techniques 0:00:45.664,0:00:50.604 that for centuries has been used for all[br]kinds of villains 0:00:50.604,0:00:56.363 to steal the identity of their heroic rivals.[br]The shapeshifter technique! 0:00:57.184,0:01:00.834 This means to take the hero's place, his appearance,[br]his mannerisms, 0:01:00.981,0:01:05.603 aroma, dreams, and bonds so then DESTROY[br]everything he is or will be. 0:01:05.715,0:01:12.644 Let's analyze this technique through...[br]-Master Nohayas. -Hello, gems and more gems! Woohoo! 0:01:12.875,0:01:19.804 This sad sack of a villain called "Nohayas"[br]faces a pair of heroes called: 0:01:19.804,0:01:21.868 Prohayas and Vember? 0:01:22.234,0:01:28.141 Nohayas has decided to use the ability to[br]STEAL Prohayas's identity. 0:01:28.213,0:01:30.390 And now my imitation as that lady. 0:01:30.910,0:01:32.905 Look at me, I'm her. 0:01:33.506,0:01:35.509 Thanks, you have been a great[br]audience. 0:01:35.710,0:01:40.706 This moron started his path to evil when[br]as a kid bought the "My Villainy" kit. 0:01:40.831,0:01:43.320 From Black Hat Organization for young villains. 0:01:43.568,0:01:50.782 Which is an offer including poison, spellbook,[br]Necronimicon for Kids, fake moustache, villain for dummies, 0:01:50.897,0:01:53.121 memory wand and a black hat. 0:01:53.195,0:01:59.229 Now let's see how he develops his abilities[br]starting from childhood. -Are you ok? 0:01:59.327,0:02:04.382 -I think so, hey I think you're me.[br]-Nah, you're me (Ad infinitum) 0:02:07.673,0:02:08.818 SHUT UP! 0:02:08.919,0:02:10.703 -Wanna play?[br]-No, yes, no yes. 0:02:13.488,0:02:18.043 Rule 104: Earn the confidence of[br]the hero to later betray him. 0:02:18.186,0:02:19.574 -Look what my sword can do! Woo! 0:02:23.141,0:02:28.616 Wow! You have to shake it with attitude[br]like this. No Yes! 0:02:30.462,0:02:34.222 Don't you love looking at a burning building?! 0:02:44.488,0:02:47.324 -Hey kids, I only asked for some little[br]farm work. 0:02:47.660,0:02:49.911 -What the broccoli? The darn barn burns! 0:02:50.483,0:02:53.377 Did you spot it?[br]He only burned the barn. 0:02:53.837,0:02:58.870 I would've burned all the harvest,[br]the flora, fauna, the whole COUNTRY, THE HEROES! 0:02:59.514,0:03:03.786 Holy... shapeshifters! They've replaced the[br]kids and want to get rid of the evidence. 0:03:04.125,0:03:08.350 We know that young villains are prone to[br]failiure and humilliation. 0:03:08.570,0:03:12.900 That's why we included the amnesia[br]Magisword in the kit. 0:03:15.054,0:03:17.695 Awful. Now let's see his teen years. 0:03:20.290,0:03:21.702 Agh! Too far! 0:03:22.442,0:03:24.182 Who's the new kid?[br]Why does he look like me? 0:03:24.182,0:03:29.972 A great resource is to make the hero[br]uncomfortable with your mere presence. 0:03:33.439,0:03:39.326 -I'll teach you to make truth serum.[br]-While this attempt at a teacher teaches the recipe, 0:03:39.326,0:03:44.890 I'll teach you the antidote to make your[br]lies lasting and venomous. 0:03:44.890,0:03:47.407 -Go to the clinic and mix[br]with the slime of an honest ape. 0:03:47.545,0:03:54.194 -Go to the ninth circle of hell and mix with[br]lying snake's poison. -Poison! Poison! 0:03:54.194,0:03:56.574 -...with the dandruff on the legs[br]of a cricket. -My name's Pepe. 0:03:56.574,0:03:59.531 -Living puppet's nose. -I'm a real boy. 0:03:59.531,0:04:01.537 -And the fruit of a tree[br]cut down with an axe. 0:04:01.669,0:04:03.943 -Some George's wooden teeth. 0:04:03.943,0:04:09.490 -Just brush the liar's teeth and he'll[br]stop the stories and give you real information. 0:04:09.490,0:04:14.277 -Gargle the antidote and witness[br]how you spit lies left and right. 0:04:14.277,0:04:17.526 -Secondary effects: Pathological lying and[br]extreme diarrhea. Exercise and avoid excess. 0:04:18.120,0:04:22.849 A gargle from my truth antidote and you can[br]be sure of your lies. 0:04:23.708,0:04:31.299 -I'm 100% sure I'm you! You need the truth toothbrush![br]-The shapeshifter has to be completely sure he's his rival. 0:04:31.781,0:04:35.975 But there's a little risk that has to be[br]taken into consideration: 0:04:36.235,0:04:39.010 Never forget you are a villain. 0:04:39.419,0:04:45.121 This is the second time he screws up and[br]is forced to use the amnesia sword. 0:04:45.597,0:04:54.490 When your plan fails THIS hard you have two[br]options: Erase the evidence and try again. 0:04:54.822,0:04:59.030 again, and again, and again! 0:04:59.467,0:05:04.766 Or you can decide to stop failing[br]and hire the services of Black Hat Organization. 0:05:05.070,0:05:12.371 Suffer no more! BHO will take care of[br]all your trouble, with henchmen, designing evil plans, 0:05:12.714,0:05:17.539 Problems with heroes?[br]Call BHO consulting and assistance for villains. 0:05:18.616,0:05:21.305 Let's see how evil he is as an adult. 0:05:21.854,0:05:27.582 -Do you have the Magiswords we ordered?[br]-You ordered them 10 minutes ago. 0:05:28.415,0:05:33.276 Learn what the hero desires most. 0:05:33.669,0:05:35.705 -(Narrator) And then in Hero Services HQ! 0:05:36.068,0:05:42.865 That's an HQ? A lair has to be a reflection[br]of the personality of its inhabitants. 0:05:42.865,0:05:47.831 Not a tasteless cabin. Pathetic heroes. 0:05:48.518,0:05:50.667 -We're on our way, sir. TO WORK! 0:05:51.208,0:05:54.601 -Look at them, she doesn't even have pants. 0:05:54.811,0:05:56.361 -Oh, not anymore. You already did it. 0:05:58.282,0:06:02.665 -Oh for crying out loud! Why I must go through this again?! 0:06:02.963,0:06:06.813 Kill them now![br]-You're not us... 0:06:06.813,0:06:08.813 -Even if you captured my essence. 0:06:08.813,0:06:10.003 -Don't encourage him! 0:06:10.193,0:06:13.633 -When you use shapeshifting on a couple... 0:06:13.633,0:06:20.777 DON'T... USE... YOUR... HAND. How stupid [br]do you have to be to try and replace someone 0:06:20.782,0:06:23.775 with your hand! 0:06:27.116,0:06:29.198 -You think you're us,[br]but you still attack us? 0:06:29.198,0:06:39.301 -One of the advantages of being an amoral entity[br]is to use your enemy's abilities against them 0:06:39.301,0:06:41.889 but more much effectively. 0:06:45.521,0:06:52.513 -It's proper to usurp his life[br]and his identity, but never, never, NEVER FORGET 0:06:52.513,0:06:54.026 that you're a villain. 0:06:54.373,0:06:57.503 Neither to believe you're a hero[br]NEVEREVEREVEEEER. 0:07:02.284,0:07:08.013 I'll give you a tip for combat. If you're in a food fight[br]and you're getting food thrown at you... 0:07:08.013,0:07:10.438 throw forks back at them. 0:07:11.596,0:07:15.222 -Snowball Magisword, Pencil Magisword.[br]Black Hat Magisword. 0:07:20.101,0:07:26.329 That cell is too weak, couldn't contain 5.0.5.[br]AIM PROPERLY, YOU ANIMAL. 0:07:26.938,0:07:33.451 -Being with you was an extracorporeal experience.[br]-A villain should leave with an imposing phrase. 0:07:33.748,0:07:40.677 WHAT WAS THAT?! I can't believe he didn't snap them in[br]half! They were just standing 3ft from him. 0:07:40.677,0:07:43.567 Clearly, this idiot forgot he's a villain. 0:07:43.572,0:07:48.202 -We can use the swords Nohayas can't.[br]-Oh I get it! 0:07:49.926,0:07:54.776 When you let enemies go after defeating[br]them, you're giving them a chance to learn 0:07:54.776,0:07:57.436 to defeat you. 0:07:58.085,0:08:03.049 -I love to launch our enemies.[br]-Me too but this is a brief solution. 0:08:03.049,0:08:04.107 I have an idea. 0:08:04.165,0:08:08.927 -It can be appreciated the intellectual[br]decline this weaksauce suffered. 0:08:09.213,0:08:11.813 -Rock Magisword... 0:08:12.397,0:08:18.814 Haha, ignoramus, let's see how this insect[br]takes advantage of the situation. 0:08:18.814,0:08:19.682 NONONO! 0:08:19.682,0:08:25.791 What are you doing?! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?![br]Crap for brains, you just freed them! 0:08:25.791,0:08:29.096 They could've died slowly and painfully!! 0:08:29.096,0:08:33.413 -I think I'll just erase their memories. Yes no! 0:08:33.413,0:08:38.456 -This is your last chance to try and be a villain.[br]Aim properly and don't screw this up! 0:08:38.456,0:08:40.803 -Yes no![br]-Of course not! 0:08:42.150,0:08:44.133 You deserve no mercy. 0:08:44.133,0:08:46.286 -Pencil Magisword! 0:08:46.719,0:08:50.530 -Since I'm you all your Magiswords belong to me![br]-Oh yeah, you're right. 0:08:50.530,0:08:52.585 -How could you...! Son of a...! 0:08:57.924,0:09:00.980 -I have a better idea.[br]-Paper bag magisword! 0:09:02.060,0:09:03.060 -Watch this![br]-Oh what's up! 0:09:03.060,0:09:04.140 -That'll keep him busy forever. 0:09:04.140,0:09:07.940 -This is the worst humiliation[br]for a shapeshifter! 0:09:07.940,0:09:13.540 Be defeated by a bootleg version[br]of the technique. 0:09:13.540,0:09:20.881 How is it possible for someone using the kit[br]step by step to fall for such a trap as mediocre as that! 0:09:21.358,0:09:29.821 It's just heinous to be defeated by something[br]so stupid, pathetic, and disgusting as a PAPER BAG! 0:09:30.639,0:09:35.992 How much of a loser you have to[br]be to THINK of using one in PUBLIC! 0:09:43.802,0:09:50.353 -You're called Nohayas. -But why?![br]-'Cause then you can be my friends! I make stuff about me so people can like me. 0:09:51.690,0:09:56.367 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WASTE MY PRODUCTS ON[br]SOMETHING THIS RIDICULOUS LIKE FRIENDSHIP? 0:09:56.690,0:10:02.124 MY SERVICES SERVE CHAOS AND[br]DESTRUCTION, NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS! 0:10:02.124,0:10:05.314 I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE FROM[br]THIS BRAINLESS VENTRILOQUIST! 0:10:05.789,0:10:08.536 I'll show his errors: Number 1![br]- 0:10:08.536,0:10:12.446 I'll show his errors: Number 1[br]Misuse of BHO products. 0:10:12.446,0:10:14.456 Number 2, and more importantly:[br]- 0:10:14.456,0:10:16.676 Number 2, and more importantly:[br]He lost his identity! 0:10:16.676,0:10:19.167 Which caused number 3![br]- 0:10:19.167,0:10:21.504 Which caused number 3![br]He fell into his own trap. 0:10:21.504,0:10:24.927 There's only one thing[br]to do with such a "villain". 0:10:28.752,0:10:37.518 ♫ Villain, you that follows evil blindly[br]Stopping that pathetic goodness ♫ 0:10:38.076,0:10:47.021 ♫ ... And always manage to defeat you[br]Villain, if only Black Hat your soul had ♫ 0:10:47.669,0:10:56.010 ♫ There wouldn't be a hero that could stop you.[br]And in chaos your fantasies you could fulfill ~ ~ ♫ 0:10:56.010,0:11:00.010 ♫ Villain ~ ~ ♫