1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,818 Subs and translation: by 8/co/ and chrossrank ct 2 00:00:09,118 --> 00:00:10,197 Congratulations! 3 00:00:10,403 --> 00:00:12,841 You have decided to stop being a pathetic burden 4 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:18,358 and become a competent adversary 5 00:00:18,358 --> 00:00:19,358 with Black Hat Organization's training plan. 6 00:00:19,358 --> 00:00:24,752 Learn what NOT to do with the lost cases of: 7 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:28,308 Rhy... Rybofl... 8 00:00:28,308 --> 00:00:31,494 Ryboflavin! 9 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:39,888 Welcome to episode 2, Volume 1 of my orientation videos for villains from Black Hat Organization! 10 00:00:40,131 --> 00:00:45,437 This time, we're judging the use of one of my oldest techniques 11 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:50,604 that for centuries has been used for all kinds of villains 12 00:00:50,604 --> 00:00:56,363 to steal the identity of their heroic rivals. The shapeshifter technique! 13 00:00:57,184 --> 00:01:00,834 This means to take the hero's place, his appearance, his mannerisms, 14 00:01:00,981 --> 00:01:05,603 aroma, dreams, and bonds so then DESTROY everything he is or will be. 15 00:01:05,715 --> 00:01:12,644 Let's analyze this technique through... -Master Nohayas. -Hello, gems and more gems! Woohoo! 16 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:19,804 This sad sack of a villain called "Nohayas" faces a pair of heroes called: 17 00:01:19,804 --> 00:01:21,868 Prohayas and Vember? 18 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:28,141 Nohayas has decided to use the ability to STEAL Prohayas's identity. 19 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,390 And now my imitation as that lady. 20 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,905 Look at me, I'm her. 21 00:01:33,506 --> 00:01:35,509 Thanks, you have been a great audience. 22 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:40,706 This moron started his path to evil when as a kid bought the "My Villainy" kit. 23 00:01:40,831 --> 00:01:43,320 From Black Hat Organization for young villains. 24 00:01:43,568 --> 00:01:50,782 Which is an offer including poison, spellbook, Necronimicon for Kids, fake moustache, villain for dummies, 25 00:01:50,897 --> 00:01:53,121 memory wand and a black hat. 26 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:59,229 Now let's see how he develops his abilities starting from childhood. -Are you ok? 27 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:04,382 -I think so, hey I think you're me. -Nah, you're me (Ad infinitum) 28 00:02:07,673 --> 00:02:08,818 SHUT UP! 29 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,703 -Wanna play? -No, yes, no yes. 30 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:18,043 Rule 104: Earn the confidence of the hero to later betray him. 31 00:02:18,186 --> 00:02:19,574 -Look what my sword can do! Woo! 32 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:28,616 Wow! You have to shake it with attitude like this. No Yes! 33 00:02:30,462 --> 00:02:34,222 Don't you love looking at a burning building?! 34 00:02:44,488 --> 00:02:47,324 -Hey kids, I only asked for some little farm work. 35 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:49,911 -What the broccoli? The darn barn burns! 36 00:02:50,483 --> 00:02:53,377 Did you spot it? He only burned the barn. 37 00:02:53,837 --> 00:02:58,870 I would've burned all the harvest, the flora, fauna, the whole COUNTRY, THE HEROES! 38 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:03,786 Holy... shapeshifters! They've replaced the kids and want to get rid of the evidence. 39 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:08,350 We know that young villains are prone to failiure and humilliation. 40 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:12,900 That's why we included the amnesia Magisword in the kit. 41 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:17,695 Awful. Now let's see his teen years. 42 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:21,702 Agh! Too far! 43 00:03:22,442 --> 00:03:24,182 Who's the new kid? Why does he look like me? 44 00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:29,972 A great resource is to make the hero uncomfortable with your mere presence. 45 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:39,326 -I'll teach you to make truth serum. -While this attempt at a teacher teaches the recipe, 46 00:03:39,326 --> 00:03:44,890 I'll teach you the antidote to make your lies lasting and venomous. 47 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:47,407 -Go to the clinic and mix with the slime of an honest ape. 48 00:03:47,545 --> 00:03:54,194 -Go to the ninth circle of hell and mix with lying snake's poison. -Poison! Poison! 49 00:03:54,194 --> 00:03:56,574 -...with the dandruff on the legs of a cricket. -My name's Pepe. 50 00:03:56,574 --> 00:03:59,531 -Living puppet's nose. -I'm a real boy. 51 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,537 -And the fruit of a tree cut down with an axe. 52 00:04:01,669 --> 00:04:03,943 -Some George's wooden teeth. 53 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:09,490 -Just brush the liar's teeth and he'll stop the stories and give you real information. 54 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:14,277 -Gargle the antidote and witness how you spit lies left and right. 55 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:17,526 -Secondary effects: Pathological lying and extreme diarrhea. Exercise and avoid excess. 56 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,849 A gargle from my truth antidote and you can be sure of your lies. 57 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:31,299 -I'm 100% sure I'm you! You need the truth toothbrush! -The shapeshifter has to be completely sure he's his rival. 58 00:04:31,781 --> 00:04:35,975 But there's a little risk that has to be taken into consideration: 59 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,010 Never forget you are a villain. 60 00:04:39,419 --> 00:04:45,121 This is the second time he screws up and is forced to use the amnesia sword. 61 00:04:45,597 --> 00:04:54,490 When your plan fails THIS hard you have two options: Erase the evidence and try again. 62 00:04:54,822 --> 00:04:59,030 again, and again, and again! 63 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:04,766 Or you can decide to stop failing and hire the services of Black Hat Organization. 64 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:12,371 Suffer no more! BHO will take care of all your trouble, with henchmen, designing evil plans, 65 00:05:12,714 --> 00:05:17,539 Problems with heroes? Call BHO consulting and assistance for villains. 66 00:05:18,616 --> 00:05:21,305 Let's see how evil he is as an adult. 67 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:27,582 -Do you have the Magiswords we ordered? -You ordered them 10 minutes ago. 68 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:33,276 Learn what the hero desires most. 69 00:05:33,669 --> 00:05:35,705 -(Narrator) And then in Hero Services HQ! 70 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:42,865 That's an HQ? A lair has to be a reflection of the personality of its inhabitants. 71 00:05:42,865 --> 00:05:47,831 Not a tasteless cabin. Pathetic heroes. 72 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:50,667 -We're on our way, sir. TO WORK! 73 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:54,601 -Look at them, she doesn't even have pants. 74 00:05:54,811 --> 00:05:56,361 -Oh, not anymore. You already did it. 75 00:05:58,282 --> 00:06:02,665 -Oh for crying out loud! Why I must go through this again?! 76 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:06,813 Kill them now! -You're not us... 77 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:08,813 -Even if you captured my essence. 78 00:06:08,813 --> 00:06:10,003 -Don't encourage him! 79 00:06:10,193 --> 00:06:13,633 -When you use shapeshifting on a couple... 80 00:06:13,633 --> 00:06:20,777 DON'T... USE... YOUR... HAND. How stupid do you have to be to try and replace someone 81 00:06:20,782 --> 00:06:23,775 with your hand! 82 00:06:27,116 --> 00:06:29,198 -You think you're us, but you still attack us? 83 00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:39,301 -One of the advantages of being an amoral entity is to use your enemy's abilities against them 84 00:06:39,301 --> 00:06:41,889 but more much effectively. 85 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:52,513 -It's proper to usurp his life and his identity, but never, never, NEVER FORGET 86 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,026 that you're a villain. 87 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:57,503 Neither to believe you're a hero NEVEREVEREVEEEER. 88 00:07:02,284 --> 00:07:08,013 I'll give you a tip for combat. If you're in a food fight and you're getting food thrown at you... 89 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:10,438 throw forks back at them. 90 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:15,222 -Snowball Magisword, Pencil Magisword. Black Hat Magisword. 91 00:07:20,101 --> 00:07:26,329 That cell is too weak, couldn't contain 5.0.5. AIM PROPERLY, YOU ANIMAL. 92 00:07:26,938 --> 00:07:33,451 -Being with you was an extracorporeal experience. -A villain should leave with an imposing phrase. 93 00:07:33,748 --> 00:07:40,677 WHAT WAS THAT?! I can't believe he didn't snap them in half! They were just standing 3ft from him. 94 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:43,567 Clearly, this idiot forgot he's a villain. 95 00:07:43,572 --> 00:07:48,202 -We can use the swords Nohayas can't. -Oh I get it! 96 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:54,776 When you let enemies go after defeating them, you're giving them a chance to learn 97 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:57,436 to defeat you. 98 00:07:58,085 --> 00:08:03,049 -I love to launch our enemies. -Me too but this is a brief solution. 99 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,107 I have an idea. 100 00:08:04,165 --> 00:08:08,927 -It can be appreciated the intellectual decline this weaksauce suffered. 101 00:08:09,213 --> 00:08:11,813 -Rock Magisword... 102 00:08:12,397 --> 00:08:18,814 Haha, ignoramus, let's see how this insect takes advantage of the situation. 103 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:19,682 NONONO! 104 00:08:19,682 --> 00:08:25,791 What are you doing?! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Crap for brains, you just freed them! 105 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:29,096 They could've died slowly and painfully!! 106 00:08:29,096 --> 00:08:33,413 -I think I'll just erase their memories. Yes no! 107 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:38,456 -This is your last chance to try and be a villain. Aim properly and don't screw this up! 108 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:40,803 -Yes no! -Of course not! 109 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:44,133 You deserve no mercy. 110 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:46,286 -Pencil Magisword! 111 00:08:46,719 --> 00:08:50,530 -Since I'm you all your Magiswords belong to me! -Oh yeah, you're right. 112 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,585 -How could you...! Son of a...! 113 00:08:57,924 --> 00:09:00,980 -I have a better idea. -Paper bag magisword! 114 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,060 -Watch this! -Oh what's up! 115 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,140 -That'll keep him busy forever. 116 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:07,940 -This is the worst humiliation for a shapeshifter! 117 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:13,540 Be defeated by a bootleg version of the technique. 118 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:20,881 How is it possible for someone using the kit step by step to fall for such a trap as mediocre as that! 119 00:09:21,358 --> 00:09:29,821 It's just heinous to be defeated by something so stupid, pathetic, and disgusting as a PAPER BAG! 120 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:35,992 How much of a loser you have to be to THINK of using one in PUBLIC! 121 00:09:43,802 --> 00:09:50,353 -You're called Nohayas. -But why?! -'Cause then you can be my friends! I make stuff about me so people can like me. 122 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:56,367 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WASTE MY PRODUCTS ON SOMETHING THIS RIDICULOUS LIKE FRIENDSHIP? 123 00:09:56,690 --> 00:10:02,124 MY SERVICES SERVE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS! 124 00:10:02,124 --> 00:10:05,314 I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE FROM THIS BRAINLESS VENTRILOQUIST! 125 00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:08,536 I'll show his errors: Number 1! - 126 00:10:08,536 --> 00:10:12,446 I'll show his errors: Number 1 Misuse of BHO products. 127 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,456 Number 2, and more importantly: - 128 00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:16,676 Number 2, and more importantly: He lost his identity! 129 00:10:16,676 --> 00:10:19,167 Which caused number 3! - 130 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:21,504 Which caused number 3! He fell into his own trap. 131 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:24,927 There's only one thing to do with such a "villain". 132 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:37,518 ♫ Villain, you that follows evil blindly Stopping that pathetic goodness ♫ 133 00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:47,021 ♫ ... And always manage to defeat you Villain, if only Black Hat your soul had ♫ 134 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:56,010 ♫ There wouldn't be a hero that could stop you. And in chaos your fantasies you could fulfill ~ ~ ♫ 135 00:10:56,010 --> 00:11:00,010 ♫ Villain ~ ~ ♫