Subs and translation: by 8/co/ and chrossrank ct
Congratulations!
You have decided to stop being a pathetic burden
and become a competent adversary
with Black Hat Organization's training plan.
Learn what NOT to do with the lost cases of:
Rhy... Rybofl...
Ryboflavin!
Welcome to episode 2, Volume 1 of my orientation videos for villains from Black Hat Organization!
This time, we're judging the use of one of my oldest techniques
that for centuries has been used for all kinds of villains
to steal the identity of their heroic rivals. The shapeshifter technique!
This means to take the hero's place, his appearance, his mannerisms,
aroma, dreams, and bonds so then DESTROY everything he is or will be.
Let's analyze this technique through... -Master Nohayas. -Hello, gems and more gems! Woohoo!
This sad sack of a villain called "Nohayas" faces a pair of heroes called:
Prohayas and Vember?
Nohayas has decided to use the ability to STEAL Prohayas's identity.
And now my imitation as that lady.
Look at me, I'm her.
Thanks, you have been a great audience.
This moron started his path to evil when as a kid bought the "My Villainy" kit.
From Black Hat Organization for young villains.
Which is an offer including poison, spellbook, Necronimicon for Kids, fake moustache, villain for dummies,
memory wand and a black hat.
Now let's see how he develops his abilities starting from childhood. -Are you ok?
-I think so, hey I think you're me. -Nah, you're me (Ad infinitum)
SHUT UP!
-Wanna play? -No, yes, no yes.
Rule 104: Earn the confidence of the hero to later betray him.
-Look what my sword can do! Woo!
Wow! You have to shake it with attitude like this. No Yes!
Don't you love looking at a burning building?!
-Hey kids, I only asked for some little farm work.
-What the broccoli? The darn barn burns!
Did you spot it? He only burned the barn.
I would've burned all the harvest, the flora, fauna, the whole COUNTRY, THE HEROES!
Holy... shapeshifters! They've replaced the kids and want to get rid of the evidence.
We know that young villains are prone to failiure and humilliation.
That's why we included the amnesia Magisword in the kit.
Awful. Now let's see his teen years.
Agh! Too far!
Who's the new kid? Why does he look like me?
A great resource is to make the hero uncomfortable with your mere presence.
-I'll teach you to make truth serum. -While this attempt at a teacher teaches the recipe,
I'll teach you the antidote to make your lies lasting and venomous.
-Go to the clinic and mix with the slime of an honest ape.
-Go to the ninth circle of hell and mix with lying snake's poison. -Poison! Poison!
-...with the dandruff on the legs of a cricket. -My name's Pepe.
-Living puppet's nose. -I'm a real boy.
-And the fruit of a tree cut down with an axe.
-Some George's wooden teeth.
-Just brush the liar's teeth and he'll stop the stories and give you real information.
-Gargle the antidote and witness how you spit lies left and right.
-Secondary effects: Pathological lying and extreme diarrhea. Exercise and avoid excess.
A gargle from my truth antidote and you can be sure of your lies.
-I'm 100% sure I'm you! You need the truth toothbrush! -The shapeshifter has to be completely sure he's his rival.
But there's a little risk that has to be taken into consideration:
Never forget you are a villain.
This is the second time he screws up and is forced to use the amnesia sword.
When your plan fails THIS hard you have two options: Erase the evidence and try again.
again, and again, and again!
Or you can decide to stop failing and hire the services of Black Hat Organization.
Suffer no more! BHO will take care of all your trouble, with henchmen, designing evil plans,
Problems with heroes? Call BHO consulting and assistance for villains.
Let's see how evil he is as an adult.
-Do you have the Magiswords we ordered? -You ordered them 10 minutes ago.
Learn what the hero desires most.
-(Narrator) And then in Hero Services HQ!
That's an HQ? A lair has to be a reflection of the personality of its inhabitants.
Not a tasteless cabin. Pathetic heroes.
-We're on our way, sir. TO WORK!
-Look at them, she doesn't even have pants.
-Oh, not anymore. You already did it.
-Oh for crying out loud! Why I must go through this again?!
Kill them now! -You're not us...
-Even if you captured my essence.
-Don't encourage him!
-When you use shapeshifting on a couple...
DON'T... USE... YOUR... HAND. How stupid do you have to be to try and replace someone
with your hand!
-You think you're us, but you still attack us?
-One of the advantages of being an amoral entity is to use your enemy's abilities against them
but more much effectively.
-It's proper to usurp his life and his identity, but never, never, NEVER FORGET
that you're a villain.
Neither to believe you're a hero NEVEREVEREVEEEER.
I'll give you a tip for combat. If you're in a food fight and you're getting food thrown at you...
throw forks back at them.
-Snowball Magisword, Pencil Magisword. Black Hat Magisword.
That cell is too weak, couldn't contain 5.0.5. AIM PROPERLY, YOU ANIMAL.
-Being with you was an extracorporeal experience. -A villain should leave with an imposing phrase.
WHAT WAS THAT?! I can't believe he didn't snap them in half! They were just standing 3ft from him.
Clearly, this idiot forgot he's a villain.
-We can use the swords Nohayas can't. -Oh I get it!
When you let enemies go after defeating them, you're giving them a chance to learn
to defeat you.
-I love to launch our enemies. -Me too but this is a brief solution.
I have an idea.
-It can be appreciated the intellectual decline this weaksauce suffered.
-Rock Magisword...
Haha, ignoramus, let's see how this insect takes advantage of the situation.
NONONO!
What are you doing?! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Crap for brains, you just freed them!
They could've died slowly and painfully!!
-I think I'll just erase their memories. Yes no!
-This is your last chance to try and be a villain. Aim properly and don't screw this up!
-Yes no! -Of course not!
You deserve no mercy.
-Pencil Magisword!
-Since I'm you all your Magiswords belong to me! -Oh yeah, you're right.
-How could you...! Son of a...!
-I have a better idea. -Paper bag magisword!
-Watch this! -Oh what's up!
-That'll keep him busy forever.
-This is the worst humiliation for a shapeshifter!
Be defeated by a bootleg version of the technique.
How is it possible for someone using the kit step by step to fall for such a trap as mediocre as that!
It's just heinous to be defeated by something so stupid, pathetic, and disgusting as a PAPER BAG!
How much of a loser you have to be to THINK of using one in PUBLIC!
-You're called Nohayas. -But why?! -'Cause then you can be my friends! I make stuff about me so people can like me.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WASTE MY PRODUCTS ON SOMETHING THIS RIDICULOUS LIKE FRIENDSHIP?
MY SERVICES SERVE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS!
I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE FROM THIS BRAINLESS VENTRILOQUIST!
I'll show his errors: Number 1! -
I'll show his errors: Number 1 Misuse of BHO products.
Number 2, and more importantly: -
Number 2, and more importantly: He lost his identity!
Which caused number 3! -
Which caused number 3! He fell into his own trap.
There's only one thing to do with such a "villain".
♫ Villain, you that follows evil blindly Stopping that pathetic goodness ♫
♫ ... And always manage to defeat you Villain, if only Black Hat your soul had ♫
♫ There wouldn't be a hero that could stop you. And in chaos your fantasies you could fulfill ~ ~ ♫
♫ Villain ~ ~ ♫