WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.818 Subs and translation: by 8/co/ and chrossrank ct 00:00:09.118 --> 00:00:10.197 Congratulations! 00:00:10.403 --> 00:00:12.841 You have decided to stop being a pathetic burden 00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:18.358 and become a competent adversary 00:00:18.358 --> 00:00:19.358 with Black Hat Organization's training plan. 00:00:19.358 --> 00:00:24.752 Learn what NOT to do with the lost cases of: 00:00:25.011 --> 00:00:28.308 Rhy... Rybofl... 00:00:28.308 --> 00:00:31.494 Ryboflavin! 00:00:31.941 --> 00:00:39.888 Welcome to episode 2, Volume 1 of my orientation videos for villains from Black Hat Organization! 00:00:40.131 --> 00:00:45.437 This time, we're judging the use of one of my oldest techniques 00:00:45.664 --> 00:00:50.604 that for centuries has been used for all kinds of villains 00:00:50.604 --> 00:00:56.363 to steal the identity of their heroic rivals. The shapeshifter technique! 00:00:57.184 --> 00:01:00.834 This means to take the hero's place, his appearance, his mannerisms, 00:01:00.981 --> 00:01:05.603 aroma, dreams, and bonds so then DESTROY everything he is or will be. 00:01:05.715 --> 00:01:12.644 Let's analyze this technique through... -Master Nohayas. -Hello, gems and more gems! Woohoo! 00:01:12.875 --> 00:01:19.804 This sad sack of a villain called "Nohayas" faces a pair of heroes called: 00:01:19.804 --> 00:01:21.868 Prohayas and Vember? 00:01:22.234 --> 00:01:28.141 Nohayas has decided to use the ability to STEAL Prohayas's identity. 00:01:28.213 --> 00:01:30.390 And now my imitation as that lady. 00:01:30.910 --> 00:01:32.905 Look at me, I'm her. 00:01:33.506 --> 00:01:35.509 Thanks, you have been a great audience. 00:01:35.710 --> 00:01:40.706 This moron started his path to evil when as a kid bought the "My Villainy" kit. 00:01:40.831 --> 00:01:43.320 From Black Hat Organization for young villains. 00:01:43.568 --> 00:01:50.782 Which is an offer including poison, spellbook, Necronimicon for Kids, fake moustache, villain for dummies, 00:01:50.897 --> 00:01:53.121 memory wand and a black hat. 00:01:53.195 --> 00:01:59.229 Now let's see how he develops his abilities starting from childhood. -Are you ok? 00:01:59.327 --> 00:02:04.382 -I think so, hey I think you're me. -Nah, you're me (Ad infinitum) 00:02:07.673 --> 00:02:08.818 SHUT UP! 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:10.703 -Wanna play? -No, yes, no yes. 00:02:13.488 --> 00:02:18.043 Rule 104: Earn the confidence of the hero to later betray him. 00:02:18.186 --> 00:02:19.574 -Look what my sword can do! Woo! 00:02:23.141 --> 00:02:28.616 Wow! You have to shake it with attitude like this. No Yes! 00:02:30.462 --> 00:02:34.222 Don't you love looking at a burning building?! 00:02:44.488 --> 00:02:47.324 -Hey kids, I only asked for some little farm work. 00:02:47.660 --> 00:02:49.911 -What the broccoli? The darn barn burns! 00:02:50.483 --> 00:02:53.377 Did you spot it? He only burned the barn. 00:02:53.837 --> 00:02:58.870 I would've burned all the harvest, the flora, fauna, the whole COUNTRY, THE HEROES! 00:02:59.514 --> 00:03:03.786 Holy... shapeshifters! They've replaced the kids and want to get rid of the evidence. 00:03:04.125 --> 00:03:08.350 We know that young villains are prone to failiure and humilliation. 00:03:08.570 --> 00:03:12.900 That's why we included the amnesia Magisword in the kit. 00:03:15.054 --> 00:03:17.695 Awful. Now let's see his teen years. 00:03:20.290 --> 00:03:21.702 Agh! Too far! 00:03:22.442 --> 00:03:24.182 Who's the new kid? Why does he look like me? 00:03:24.182 --> 00:03:29.972 A great resource is to make the hero uncomfortable with your mere presence. 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:39.326 -I'll teach you to make truth serum. -While this attempt at a teacher teaches the recipe, 00:03:39.326 --> 00:03:44.890 I'll teach you the antidote to make your lies lasting and venomous. 00:03:44.890 --> 00:03:47.407 -Go to the clinic and mix with the slime of an honest ape. 00:03:47.545 --> 00:03:54.194 -Go to the ninth circle of hell and mix with lying snake's poison. -Poison! Poison! 00:03:54.194 --> 00:03:56.574 -...with the dandruff on the legs of a cricket. -My name's Pepe. 00:03:56.574 --> 00:03:59.531 -Living puppet's nose. -I'm a real boy. 00:03:59.531 --> 00:04:01.537 -And the fruit of a tree cut down with an axe. 00:04:01.669 --> 00:04:03.943 -Some George's wooden teeth. 00:04:03.943 --> 00:04:09.490 -Just brush the liar's teeth and he'll stop the stories and give you real information. 00:04:09.490 --> 00:04:14.277 -Gargle the antidote and witness how you spit lies left and right. 00:04:14.277 --> 00:04:17.526 -Secondary effects: Pathological lying and extreme diarrhea. Exercise and avoid excess. 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:22.849 A gargle from my truth antidote and you can be sure of your lies. 00:04:23.708 --> 00:04:31.299 -I'm 100% sure I'm you! You need the truth toothbrush! -The shapeshifter has to be completely sure he's his rival. 00:04:31.781 --> 00:04:35.975 But there's a little risk that has to be taken into consideration: 00:04:36.235 --> 00:04:39.010 Never forget you are a villain. 00:04:39.419 --> 00:04:45.121 This is the second time he screws up and is forced to use the amnesia sword. 00:04:45.597 --> 00:04:54.490 When your plan fails THIS hard you have two options: Erase the evidence and try again. 00:04:54.822 --> 00:04:59.030 again, and again, and again! 00:04:59.467 --> 00:05:04.766 Or you can decide to stop failing and hire the services of Black Hat Organization. 00:05:05.070 --> 00:05:12.371 Suffer no more! BHO will take care of all your trouble, with henchmen, designing evil plans, 00:05:12.714 --> 00:05:17.539 Problems with heroes? Call BHO consulting and assistance for villains. 00:05:18.616 --> 00:05:21.305 Let's see how evil he is as an adult. 00:05:21.854 --> 00:05:27.582 -Do you have the Magiswords we ordered? -You ordered them 10 minutes ago. 00:05:28.415 --> 00:05:33.276 Learn what the hero desires most. 00:05:33.669 --> 00:05:35.705 -(Narrator) And then in Hero Services HQ! 00:05:36.068 --> 00:05:42.865 That's an HQ? A lair has to be a reflection of the personality of its inhabitants. 00:05:42.865 --> 00:05:47.831 Not a tasteless cabin. Pathetic heroes. 00:05:48.518 --> 00:05:50.667 -We're on our way, sir. TO WORK! 00:05:51.208 --> 00:05:54.601 -Look at them, she doesn't even have pants. 00:05:54.811 --> 00:05:56.361 -Oh, not anymore. You already did it. 00:05:58.282 --> 00:06:02.665 -Oh for crying out loud! Why I must go through this again?! 00:06:02.963 --> 00:06:06.813 Kill them now! -You're not us... 00:06:06.813 --> 00:06:08.813 -Even if you captured my essence. 00:06:08.813 --> 00:06:10.003 -Don't encourage him! 00:06:10.193 --> 00:06:13.633 -When you use shapeshifting on a couple... 00:06:13.633 --> 00:06:20.777 DON'T... USE... YOUR... HAND. How stupid do you have to be to try and replace someone 00:06:20.782 --> 00:06:23.775 with your hand! 00:06:27.116 --> 00:06:29.198 -You think you're us, but you still attack us? 00:06:29.198 --> 00:06:39.301 -One of the advantages of being an amoral entity is to use your enemy's abilities against them 00:06:39.301 --> 00:06:41.889 but more much effectively. 00:06:45.521 --> 00:06:52.513 -It's proper to usurp his life and his identity, but never, never, NEVER FORGET 00:06:52.513 --> 00:06:54.026 that you're a villain. 00:06:54.373 --> 00:06:57.503 Neither to believe you're a hero NEVEREVEREVEEEER. 00:07:02.284 --> 00:07:08.013 I'll give you a tip for combat. If you're in a food fight and you're getting food thrown at you... 00:07:08.013 --> 00:07:10.438 throw forks back at them. 00:07:11.596 --> 00:07:15.222 -Snowball Magisword, Pencil Magisword. Black Hat Magisword. 00:07:20.101 --> 00:07:26.329 That cell is too weak, couldn't contain 5.0.5. AIM PROPERLY, YOU ANIMAL. 00:07:26.938 --> 00:07:33.451 -Being with you was an extracorporeal experience. -A villain should leave with an imposing phrase. 00:07:33.748 --> 00:07:40.677 WHAT WAS THAT?! I can't believe he didn't snap them in half! They were just standing 3ft from him. 00:07:40.677 --> 00:07:43.567 Clearly, this idiot forgot he's a villain. 00:07:43.572 --> 00:07:48.202 -We can use the swords Nohayas can't. -Oh I get it! 00:07:49.926 --> 00:07:54.776 When you let enemies go after defeating them, you're giving them a chance to learn 00:07:54.776 --> 00:07:57.436 to defeat you. 00:07:58.085 --> 00:08:03.049 -I love to launch our enemies. -Me too but this is a brief solution. 00:08:03.049 --> 00:08:04.107 I have an idea. 00:08:04.165 --> 00:08:08.927 -It can be appreciated the intellectual decline this weaksauce suffered. 00:08:09.213 --> 00:08:11.813 -Rock Magisword... 00:08:12.397 --> 00:08:18.814 Haha, ignoramus, let's see how this insect takes advantage of the situation. 00:08:18.814 --> 00:08:19.682 NONONO! 00:08:19.682 --> 00:08:25.791 What are you doing?! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Crap for brains, you just freed them! 00:08:25.791 --> 00:08:29.096 They could've died slowly and painfully!! 00:08:29.096 --> 00:08:33.413 -I think I'll just erase their memories. Yes no! 00:08:33.413 --> 00:08:38.456 -This is your last chance to try and be a villain. Aim properly and don't screw this up! 00:08:38.456 --> 00:08:40.803 -Yes no! -Of course not! 00:08:42.150 --> 00:08:44.133 You deserve no mercy. 00:08:44.133 --> 00:08:46.286 -Pencil Magisword! 00:08:46.719 --> 00:08:50.530 -Since I'm you all your Magiswords belong to me! -Oh yeah, you're right. 00:08:50.530 --> 00:08:52.585 -How could you...! Son of a...! 00:08:57.924 --> 00:09:00.980 -I have a better idea. -Paper bag magisword! 00:09:02.060 --> 00:09:03.060 -Watch this! -Oh what's up! 00:09:03.060 --> 00:09:04.140 -That'll keep him busy forever. 00:09:04.140 --> 00:09:07.940 -This is the worst humiliation for a shapeshifter! 00:09:07.940 --> 00:09:13.540 Be defeated by a bootleg version of the technique. 00:09:13.540 --> 00:09:20.881 How is it possible for someone using the kit step by step to fall for such a trap as mediocre as that! 00:09:21.358 --> 00:09:29.821 It's just heinous to be defeated by something so stupid, pathetic, and disgusting as a PAPER BAG! 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:35.992 How much of a loser you have to be to THINK of using one in PUBLIC! 00:09:43.802 --> 00:09:50.353 -You're called Nohayas. -But why?! -'Cause then you can be my friends! I make stuff about me so people can like me. 00:09:51.690 --> 00:09:56.367 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WASTE MY PRODUCTS ON SOMETHING THIS RIDICULOUS LIKE FRIENDSHIP? 00:09:56.690 --> 00:10:02.124 MY SERVICES SERVE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS! 00:10:02.124 --> 00:10:05.314 I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE FROM THIS BRAINLESS VENTRILOQUIST! 00:10:05.789 --> 00:10:08.536 I'll show his errors: Number 1! - 00:10:08.536 --> 00:10:12.446 I'll show his errors: Number 1 Misuse of BHO products. 00:10:12.446 --> 00:10:14.456 Number 2, and more importantly: - 00:10:14.456 --> 00:10:16.676 Number 2, and more importantly: He lost his identity! 00:10:16.676 --> 00:10:19.167 Which caused number 3! - 00:10:19.167 --> 00:10:21.504 Which caused number 3! He fell into his own trap. 00:10:21.504 --> 00:10:24.927 There's only one thing to do with such a "villain". 00:10:28.752 --> 00:10:37.518 ♫ Villain, you that follows evil blindly Stopping that pathetic goodness ♫ 00:10:38.076 --> 00:10:47.021 ♫ ... And always manage to defeat you Villain, if only Black Hat your soul had ♫ 00:10:47.669 --> 00:10:56.010 ♫ There wouldn't be a hero that could stop you. And in chaos your fantasies you could fulfill ~ ~ ♫ 00:10:56.010 --> 00:11:00.010 ♫ Villain ~ ~ ♫