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Kenny Brooks Salesman Comedian (ORIGINAL)

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    "I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like
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    Michael Jackson, that's why your neighbor
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    said I remind him of Nicholas Cage
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    cause I'm gone in 60 seconds
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    But watch this right here then look
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    Who does this the most on the window,
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    the kids, the dogs or the ugly black guys
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    that eat fried chicken, now you see
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    these water spots, look, they get whiter
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    than my elbows without lotion, watch this"
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    (chuckle) "Cause Stevie Wonder said seeing
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    is believing and I got a disease called
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    enthusiasm so I'm a cut straight to
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    the mustard. Watch this though,
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    don't laugh to hard cause the neighbors
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    gone see this black kid scrubbing your
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    window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off
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    like Mr Miagi. Remember 'The Karate Kid'?
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    Now watch this. It air dry look it puts a coating
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    on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints
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    no streaks. That's why we can't sell it
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    to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.
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    Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.
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    Now, then yall. You and mom y'all would agree
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    Oh my God! You see this right here,
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    who did that" "I did that" "OK, watch this.
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    Now my mom said if it's darker than me
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    and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there
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    right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.
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    Now look this right here, we just upgraded
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    like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant
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    hold this and watch this cause this should be
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    the main reason why you get the H.B.O.
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    special. You know what H.B.O. mean?"
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    "No" "You get to help a brother out." (laugh)
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    "I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of
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    your neighbors in the community say they
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    just gonna get it cause I'm funny
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    cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you
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    just go back and forth like an argument." (laugh)
Title:
Kenny Brooks Salesman Comedian (ORIGINAL)
Description:

This door to door salesman had us in stitches and said we could post this on youtube to share.
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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
07:13

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