"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like

Michael Jackson, that's why your neighbor

said I remind him of Nicholas Cage

cause I'm gone in 60 seconds

But watch this right here then look

Who does this the most on the window,

the kids, the dogs or the ugly black guys

that eat fried chicken, now you see

these water spots, look, they get whiter

than my elbows without lotion, watch this"

(chuckle) "Cause Stevie Wonder said seeing

is believing and I got a disease called

enthusiasm so I'm a cut straight to

the mustard. Watch this though,

don't laugh to hard cause the neighbors

gone see this black kid scrubbing your

window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off

like Mr Miagi. Remember 'The Karate Kid'?

Now watch this. It air dry look it puts a coating

on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints

no streaks. That's why we can't sell it

to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.

Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.

Now, then yall. You and mom y'all would agree

Oh my God! You see this right here,

who did that" "I did that" "OK, watch this.

Now my mom said if it's darker than me

and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there

right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.

Now look this right here, we just upgraded

like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant

hold this and watch this cause this should be

the main reason why you get the H.B.O.

special. You know what H.B.O. mean?"

"No" "You get to help a brother out." (laugh)

"I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of

your neighbors in the community say they

just gonna get it cause I'm funny

cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you

just go back and forth like an argument." (laugh)