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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Jackson, that's why your neighbor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said I remind him of Nicholas Cage
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm gone in 60 seconds
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But watch this right here then look
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who does this the most on the window,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the kids, the dogs or the ugly black guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that eat fried chicken, now you see
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these water spots, look, they get whiter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than my elbows without lotion, watch this"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckle) "Cause Stevie Wonder said seeing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is believing and I got a disease called
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enthusiasm so I'm a cut straight to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the mustard. Watch this though,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't laugh to hard cause the neighbors
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone see this black kid scrubbing your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Mr Miagi. Remember 'The Karate Kid'?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch this. It air dry look it puts a coating
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no streaks. That's why we can't sell it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, then yall. You and mom y'all would agree
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God! You see this right here,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who did that" "I did that" "OK, watch this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now my mom said if it's darker than me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look this right here, we just upgraded
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hold this and watch this cause this should be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the main reason why you get the H.B.O.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,special. You know what H.B.O. mean?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No" "You get to help a brother out." (laugh)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your neighbors in the community say they
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just gonna get it cause I'm funny
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just go back and forth like an argument." (laugh)