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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating -- 2012 -- Trailer HD

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    Oh f*!
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    Since he stopped jerking off,
    he's always on me.
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    I'm scared.
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    Karine?
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    It's been a week since
    the masturbation ban came into effect.
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    To stop people
    giving in to temptation,
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    the following websites
    have been closed down:
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    Youporn, Redtube,
    Pornhub, Youjizz...
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    Youjizz!
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    Yeah,
    I've got my period!
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    ... another arrest.
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    The young man was caught
    masturbating in his own home.
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    He will be tried tomorrow
    for crimes against humanity.
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    Mmmm, that looks good!
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    Beat it!
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    I'm sick of
    the sight of you!
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    Hands on your head!
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    No! I don't give a damn,
    I'm gonna do it!
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    Put your dick down !
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    No...
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    Put your dick down. Now !
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    I've had enough, man.
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    I keep touching my cock
    without even realizing.
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    How many times
    we'd have to jerk off
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    to kill
    all the guys on Earth?
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    But that would
    make us monsters!
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    No
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    it would make us gods!
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    Well, that's it!
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    Sears is closing down
    its catalogue's lingerie section.
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    What a bummer!
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    We might as well
    just die like fools now.
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    That's it!
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    We can screw
    who we like now.
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    We won't have
    to jerk off anymore, man.
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    What the hell
    are you doing?
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    No!
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    No! No! No!
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    Stop, stop!
Title:
The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating -- 2012 -- Trailer HD
Description:

When masturbation is made illegal, everyone is faced with a choice: Come or Die (english subtitles available)

Quand la masturbation devient illégale, chacun est confronté à un choix : Jouir ou mourir.
La bande-annonce du nouveau film sur la fin du monde réalisé par Raphaël Descraques.

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Réalisation : Raphaël Descraques
Avec : Raphaël Descraques, Julien Josselin, Justine Le Pottier, Mathieu Poggi, Ludovik, Slim, Eric Kainey, Luy Ménager
et avec la participation complètement swag de Davy et Mr Poulpe.
Image : Nadja Anane -- Mathieu Andrieux
Son : Thomas Damiens - Mixage : Clément Maurin
FX : Rémy Argaud - Montage : Raphaël Descraques
Ecrit par Raphaël Descraques - Production : Vladimir Rodionov - Assistante de Production : Vanessa Brias
Remerciements : Vincent Tirel, Florent Bernard, Maud Heywang, Etienne Sens, Samuel Diot, Louise Manhes, Valentin, Jean-Xavier Lognoné, Martin Le Roy, Emmanuelle Descraques, Daphné Vialan, Anne-Axelle Bellet, Jambon
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Duration:
02:30
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