Oh f*! Since he stopped jerking off, he's always on me. I'm scared. Karine? It's been a week since the masturbation ban came into effect. To stop people giving in to temptation, the following websites have been closed down: Youporn, Redtube, Pornhub, Youjizz... Youjizz! Yeah, I've got my period! ... another arrest. The young man was caught masturbating in his own home. He will be tried tomorrow for crimes against humanity. Mmmm, that looks good! Beat it! I'm sick of the sight of you! Hands on your head! No! I don't give a damn, I'm gonna do it! Put your dick down ! No... Put your dick down. Now ! I've had enough, man. I keep touching my cock without even realizing. How many times we'd have to jerk off to kill all the guys on Earth? But that would make us monsters! No it would make us gods! Well, that's it! Sears is closing down its catalogue's lingerie section. What a bummer! We might as well just die like fools now. That's it! We can screw who we like now. We won't have to jerk off anymore, man. What the hell are you doing? No! No! No! No! Stop, stop!