WEBVTT 00:00:24.009 --> 00:00:27.000 Oh f*! 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:29.000 Since he stopped jerking off, he's always on me. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.000 I'm scared. 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:37.000 Karine? 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.005 It's been a week since the masturbation ban came into effect. 00:00:40.005 --> 00:00:42.055 To stop people giving in to temptation, 00:00:42.055 --> 00:00:44.000 the following websites have been closed down: 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:48.000 Youporn, Redtube, Pornhub, Youjizz... 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.000 Youjizz! 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:53.005 Yeah, I've got my period! 00:00:53.005 --> 00:00:54.025 ... another arrest. 00:00:54.025 --> 00:00:57.075 The young man was caught masturbating in his own home. 00:00:57.075 --> 00:01:02.000 He will be tried tomorrow for crimes against humanity. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.000 Mmmm, that looks good! 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.000 Beat it! 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.000 I'm sick of the sight of you! 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 Hands on your head! 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.000 No! I don't give a damn, I'm gonna do it! 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:12.005 Put your dick down ! 00:01:12.005 --> 00:01:13.005 No... 00:01:13.005 --> 00:01:15.000 Put your dick down. Now ! 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:16.025 I've had enough, man. 00:01:16.025 --> 00:01:18.000 I keep touching my cock without even realizing. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:19.009 How many times we'd have to jerk off 00:01:19.009 --> 00:01:22.025 to kill all the guys on Earth? 00:01:22.025 --> 00:01:23.006 But that would make us monsters! 00:01:23.006 --> 00:01:25.000 No 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:35.009 it would make us gods! 00:01:35.009 --> 00:01:36.009 Well, that's it! 00:01:36.009 --> 00:01:39.025 Sears is closing down its catalogue's lingerie section. 00:01:39.025 --> 00:01:40.025 What a bummer! 00:01:40.025 --> 00:01:55.000 We might as well just die like fools now. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.000 That's it! 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.005 We can screw who we like now. 00:01:57.005 --> 00:02:03.000 We won't have to jerk off anymore, man. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.002 What the hell are you doing? 00:02:05.002 --> 00:02:06.002 No! 00:02:06.002 --> 00:02:24.000 No! No! No! 00:02:24.000 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop, stop!