Oh f*!
Since he stopped jerking off,
he's always on me.
I'm scared.
Karine?
It's been a week since
the masturbation ban came into effect.
To stop people
giving in to temptation,
the following websites
have been closed down:
Youporn, Redtube,
Pornhub, Youjizz...
Youjizz!
Yeah,
I've got my period!
... another arrest.
The young man was caught
masturbating in his own home.
He will be tried tomorrow
for crimes against humanity.
Mmmm, that looks good!
Beat it!
I'm sick of
the sight of you!
Hands on your head!
No! I don't give a damn,
I'm gonna do it!
Put your dick down !
No...
Put your dick down. Now !
I've had enough, man.
I keep touching my cock
without even realizing.
How many times
we'd have to jerk off
to kill
all the guys on Earth?
But that would
make us monsters!
No
it would make us gods!
Well, that's it!
Sears is closing down
its catalogue's lingerie section.
What a bummer!
We might as well
just die like fools now.
That's it!
We can screw
who we like now.
We won't have
to jerk off anymore, man.
What the hell
are you doing?
No!
No! No! No!
Stop, stop!