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Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink

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    Nobody knows what white people eat.
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    You've been very good at keeping that shit a secret amongst yourselves.
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    [Laughter, applause]
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    I study white people. You don't know that, I'm writing a paper on you!
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    [Laughter]
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    Not even for school, nigga, just to do it! Just to get, just doin'
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    an independent research. I'm spendin' my money. That's why I'm working so hard.
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    [Laughter]
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    I follow you around grocery stores. They freak out!
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    I just try to peek in the cart, they always say - 'Get away from my
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    cart, nigga, what are you looking at?'
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    [Laughter]
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    'Chicken and giblets are over there!'
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    'You must be lost! These are vegetables!'
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    [Laughter]
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    I know what you drink. See how quiet it got?
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    [Laughter]
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    Grape juice. Surprise, motherfuckers! You didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you?
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    Ohh! Don't play dumb with me! Look at 'em, huh? What is it?
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    A lot of black people don't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice
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    because they have grape drink. It's not the same formula that you get.
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    [Laughter, applause]
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    Ain't no vitamins in that shit!
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    You might have one of your black friends over -
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    'Todd? Todd? Would you care for a glass of grape juice?'
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    'What?'
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    'Nigga what the fuck is juice?'
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    'I want some grape drink, baby!'
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    [Laughter]
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    'Mmm, it's purple.'
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    [Laughter]
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    'I don't think I know what a grape drink is.'
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    'WHAT?'
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    'I have some apple juice if you want.'
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    'What the fuck is juice?'
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    [Laughter]
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    'I want some apple drink!'
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    [Laughter]
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    'It's greeeeen!'
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    [Laughter]
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    Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight when all the kids run in from playin'?
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    And they all run to the fridge - 'All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D.
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    As soon as he said Sunny D all the kids go -
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    'YEAH!'
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    [Laughter]
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    Watch the black kid in the back. If you ever see that commercial again -
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    look at that black kid - he be like, 'I want that purple stuff!'
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    [Laughter]
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    That's drink, nigga! That is drink!
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    [Laughter, applause]
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    They want - they want drink.
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    Don't want all them vitamins, nigga! I want drink! Sugar, water, purple.
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    [Laughter]
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    That's the ingredients - sugar, water,
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    and of course, purple!
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    [Laughter]
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    It's too fuckin' much. I got a lot of things to talk about tonight.
Title:
Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink
Description:

This is the entire sketch, cropped from the very beginning of his "White People Eat" intro. Enjoy!

Also known as Purple Drink!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:37

English subtitles

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