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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.35,0:00:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody knows what white people eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.11,0:00:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been very good at keeping that shit a secret amongst yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.70,0:00:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter, applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.97,0:00:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I study white people. You don't know that, I'm writing a paper on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.42,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even for school, nigga, just to do it! Just to get, just doin'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an independent research. I'm spendin' my money. That's why I'm working so hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.98,0:00:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.48,0:00:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I follow you around grocery stores. They freak out!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.17,0:00:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just try to peek in the cart, they always say - 'Get away from my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.13,0:00:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cart, nigga, what are you looking at?'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.84,0:00:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.61,0:00:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Chicken and giblets are over there!'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.98,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'You must be lost! These are vegetables!'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.47,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know what you drink. See how quiet it got?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.95,0:00:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.26,0:00:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grape juice. Surprise, motherfuckers! You didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.43,0:00:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh! Don't play dumb with me! Look at 'em, huh? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.13,0:00:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.70,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of black people don't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they have grape drink. It's not the same formula that you get.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter, applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.75,0:01:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't no vitamins in that shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might have one of your black friends over -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.25,0:01:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Todd? Todd? Would you care for a glass of grape juice?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.11,0:01:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.87,0:01:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Nigga what the fuck is juice?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.06,0:01:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I want some grape drink, baby!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.07,0:01:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.47,0:01:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Mmm, it's purple.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.89,0:01:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.33,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I don't think I know what a grape drink is.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.67,0:01:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'WHAT?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.88,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I have some apple juice if you want.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.32,0:01:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What the fuck is juice?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.24,0:01:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I want some apple drink!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.77,0:01:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.07,0:01:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'It's greeeeen!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.87,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.44,0:01:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.10,0:01:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight when all the kids run in from playin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.77,0:01:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they all run to the fridge - 'All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.03,0:01:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as he said Sunny D all the kids go -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.33,0:02:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'YEAH!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.16,0:02:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.73,0:02:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch the black kid in the back. If you ever see that commercial again -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.67,0:02:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at that black kid - he be like, 'I want that purple stuff!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.03,0:02:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.56,0:02:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's drink, nigga! That is drink!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.37,0:02:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter, applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.57,0:02:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They want - they want drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.80,0:02:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't want all them vitamins, nigga! I want drink! Sugar, water, purple.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.97,0:02:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.36,0:02:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the ingredients - sugar, water,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.10,0:02:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of course, purple!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.40,0:02:32.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.04,0:02:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's too fuckin' much. I got a lot of things to talk about tonight.