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El Columpio Ariadna Gil y Coque Malla Director Álvaro Fernández Armero :)

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    Everything is a lie.
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    I'm sick of cynicism,
    of crappy facades,
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    of edgy aunties
    and slobbering bozos.
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    How simple it would be
    to clarify everything.
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    Hi. I've been watching you.
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    I think you have a nice smile,
    and a great body.
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    I'd love to spend the night
    with you.
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    If everything goes well, I could
    love you for the rest of my life.
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    That would be easy.
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    But no, the opposite always happens.
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    Hi.
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    "What's your name?"
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    "My name is Adela and I'm bitter.
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    I'm sick of pigs like you.
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    So if you don't mind,
    get lost."
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    I ask her name, and
    for that, I'm a pig.
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    How disgusting.
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    I sleep alone again.
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    I have had enough.
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    And over here, fat Ana
    is turning purple.
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    The worst part is not
    sleeping alone,
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    but waking up with no one
    to make me breakfast.
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    It's very hard to be romantic
    and a nympo at the same time.
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    Self confidence.
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    That is the key.
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    Only problem is, not being
    too obvious.
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    I can act self assured,
    but will they notice?
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    Is it a matter of chemistry?
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    If it were, the stars would
    be burning.
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    Have fun watching me.
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    I could fall in love with her
    at one glance.
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    Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.
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    But, is it the look?
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    She has no idea.
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    Why won't you pick up
    my vibes?
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    He looks like a teddy bear.
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    A teddy bear...I would not mind
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    sleeping with.
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    Red lips drive me crazy.
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    Anyway, you will have a
    made to order boyfriend,
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    that's all.
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    He's pretty attractive.
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    Seems like a good guy.
    Has a good personality.
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    The personality is important.
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    Will he be good in bed?
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    He's making my motor run.
    I just have to wear a garter belt.
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    I'm already in love.
    I'm infatuated.
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    Why are the uncles
    always coming out?
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    If she only knew I'm on fire for her.
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Title:
El Columpio Ariadna Gil y Coque Malla Director Álvaro Fernández Armero :)
Video Language:
Spanish
Team:
Film & TV
Duration:
08:48

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