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Everything is a lie.

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I'm sick of cynicism,[br]of crappy facades,

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of edgy aunties[br]and slobbering bozos.

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How simple it would be[br]to clarify everything.

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Hi. I've been watching you.

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I think you have a nice smile,[br]and a great body.

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I'd love to spend the night[br]with you.

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If everything goes well, I could[br]love you for the rest of my life.

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That would be easy.

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But no, the opposite always happens.

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Hi.

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"What's your name?"

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"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.

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I'm sick of pigs like you.

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So if you don't mind,[br]get lost."

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I ask her name, and[br]for that, I'm a pig.

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How disgusting.

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I sleep alone again.

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I have had enough.

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And over here, fat Ana[br]is turning purple.

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The worst part is not[br]sleeping alone,

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but waking up with no one[br]to make me breakfast.

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It's very hard to be romantic[br]and a nympo at the same time.

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Self confidence.

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That is the key.

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Only problem is, not being[br]too obvious.

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I can act self assured,[br]but will they notice?

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Is it a matter of chemistry?

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If it were, the stars would[br]be burning.

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Have fun watching me.

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I could fall in love with her[br]at one glance.

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Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.

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But, is it the look?

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She has no idea.

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Why won't you pick up[br]my vibes?

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He looks like a teddy bear.

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A teddy bear...I would not mind

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sleeping with.

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Red lips drive me crazy.

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Anyway, you will have a[br]made to order boyfriend,

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that's all.

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He's pretty attractive.

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Seems like a good guy.[br]Has a good personality.

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The personality is important.

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Will he be good in bed?

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He's making my motor run.[br]I just have to wear a garter belt.

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I'm already in love.[br]I'm infatuated.

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Why are the uncles[br]always coming out?

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If she only knew I'm on fire for her.

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