Everything is a lie.

I'm sick of cynicism,
of crappy facades,

of edgy aunties
and slobbering bozos.

How simple it would be
to clarify everything.

Hi. I've been watching you.

I think you have a nice smile,
and a great body.

I'd love to spend the night
with you.

If everything goes well, I could
love you for the rest of my life.

That would be easy.

But no, the opposite always happens.

Hi.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.

I'm sick of pigs like you.

So if you don't mind,
get lost."

I ask her name, and
for that, I'm a pig.

How disgusting.

I sleep alone again.

I have had enough.

And over here, fat Ana
is turning purple.

The worst part is not
sleeping alone,

but waking up with no one
to make me breakfast.

It's very hard to be romantic
and a nympo at the same time.

Self confidence.

That is the key.

Only problem is, not being
too obvious.

I can act self assured,
but will they notice?

Is it a matter of chemistry?

If it were, the stars would
be burning.

Have fun watching me.

I could fall in love with her
at one glance.

Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.

But, is it the look?

She has no idea.

Why won't you pick up
my vibes?

He looks like a teddy bear.

A teddy bear...I would not mind

sleeping with.

Red lips drive me crazy.

Anyway, you will have a
made to order boyfriend,

that's all.

He's pretty attractive.

Seems like a good guy.
Has a good personality.

The personality is important.

Will he be good in bed?

He's making my motor run.
I just have to wear a garter belt.

I'm already in love.
I'm infatuated.

Why are the uncles
always coming out?

If she only knew I'm on fire for her.