Everything is a lie.
I'm sick of cynicism, of crappy facades,
of edgy aunties and slobbering bozos.
How simple it would be to clarify everything.
Hi. I've been watching you.
I think you have a nice smile, and a great body.
I'd love to spend the night with you.
If everything goes well, I could love you for the rest of my life.
That would be easy.
But no, the opposite always happens.
Hi.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Adela and I'm bitter.
I'm sick of pigs like you.
So if you don't mind, get lost."
I ask her name, and for that, I'm a pig.
How disgusting.
I sleep alone again.
I have had enough.
And over here, fat Ana is turning purple.
The worst part is not sleeping alone,
but waking up with no one to make me breakfast.
It's very hard to be romantic and a nympo at the same time.
Self confidence.
That is the key.
Only problem is, not being too obvious.
I can act self assured, but will they notice?
Is it a matter of chemistry?
If it were, the stars would be burning.
Have fun watching me.
I could fall in love with her at one glance.
Ana's cow will think it's bullshit.
But, is it the look?
She has no idea.
Why won't you pick up my vibes?
He looks like a teddy bear.
A teddy bear...I would not mind
sleeping with.
Red lips drive me crazy.
Anyway, you will have a made to order boyfriend,
that's all.
He's pretty attractive.
Seems like a good guy. Has a good personality.
The personality is important.
Will he be good in bed?
He's making my motor run. I just have to wear a garter belt.
I'm already in love. I'm infatuated.
Why are the uncles always coming out?
If she only knew I'm on fire for her.