IF HOLIDAYS WERE REAL

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Anthony and Ian find out what it would be like if holidays were realistic.
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-Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg

-Shut up!

-[sighs] Come on, Ian. Hurry up.

-[Ian groans] Saint Patrick's Day is so dumb.

Do Irish people even believe in this stupid leprechaun crap?

-Okay, I know it sounds little crazy, but all holidays are like that.

Can you imagine how stupid it'd be

if holidays were actually realistic?

-Ahh! What the hell?!

I'm f--king stuck! F--king motherf--ker!

[yelling]

-Oh, this Easter egg hunt is so cool!

-I got jellybeans in mine.

-Hey, where do you think these come from, anyway?

-[grunting sound]

Happy Easter! [grunting]

-[whimpers]

[retches]

-[speaking slowly]: I think the both of our peoples

working together can benefit everyone.

-Why is he talking like that?

-I think he might be mentally challenged.

-That explains the stupid hat.

-Pika! Pika! I got so much candy!

-Check every piece of candy before you eat it, young man.

You know there might be razor blades in there.

-Come on, Mom. When has anyone ever-- Bleeh!!

-[slurring]: I wanna make out with someone

and blame it on being drunk!

-Okay, class.

Christopher Columbus definitely intended to find America,

he definitely found America first,

and he definitely wasn't responsible

for the savage murder of all the natives.

-Good. Good.

-[affectionately]: I love you, my snickernoodle.

-(both) You're so cute.

-(Anthony) I love you. I love you more. -I wuv you.

-So... what'd you get me for Mother's Day, son?

-[scoffs] You're not my mom.

-Or am I?

Yeah, that idiot totally bought it.

I'm getting a Father's Day AND a Mother's Day gift this year.

Yeah! -Life hack!

-Yeah, I guess that would be pretty dumb.

-Told you.

-Well, I'm gonna go pinch some people for not wearing green.

Pinch. [laughs devilishly]

[hums]

-[Irish accent]: Well, you tell that bitch, Tinkerbell,

she'd better have all me money and in gold, too.

-[thinking]: Oh, my God, leprechauns are real!

-I had 20 bucks on Notre Dame, the lousy--

-I caught you, leprechaun! Now take me to your gold!

-Oh, dang it.

All right, get it there.

-Okay. -Go on.

I'll give you some gold.

-(Ian) So where's the gold?

[unzipping sound] Why are you unzipping that?

[leprechaun laughing] Oh, my God! No!

No, please! No! Oh God, it hurts!

Please stop, it hurts!

-What's wrong, boy?

-The gold coins are hurting my hands.

-Well, at least you got some free money.

-I certainly did!

-Always trust a man in a big white van

[ding!]

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and birthday-- is that even a holiday?--

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-[cheers]

-Thanks for subscribing!

Now I'm off to go buy a white van.

[creepily]: Anyone want some freee goooold?

[chuckles creepily] Captioned by SpongeSebastian