Cem Yılmaz | Kadın ikna etmek için yaratılmış
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0:00 - 0:03There are news like that;
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0:03 - 0:07"Men brain's checked with like thermal cam or something and
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0:07 - 0:13..Professors discovered that the major part of their brain is close to saying lies.
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0:13 - 0:15Therefore, men are liars!"
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0:15 - 0:19also they add that "Scottish scientists announced"
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0:19 - 0:29Why? Ha! People will think, If Scottish scientist announced, it probably true!
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0:29 - 0:36It is so obvious that "Men are liars" detection is not correct at all!
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0:36 - 0:39I know because I am men!
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0:39 - 0:41Men dont have the feature of lying. Poor!
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0:41 - 0:47Men dont lie like an angel!
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0:47 - 0:48Are women lie?
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0:48 - 0:52Master Degree!
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0:52 - 0:54This is why problems occur!
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0:54 - 1:01Men cannot lie so people find out that he lied!
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1:01 - 1:09It is a paradox! Liars are not liars because you figured that he lied! If you couldnt find out then he is a lier!
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1:09 - 1:11Got it?
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1:11 - 1:14Still filtering?
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1:14 - 1:18"What is going on?"
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1:18 - 1:26I mean, women's lie features are so qualified that she tells like a expert and you never notice it!
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1:26 - 1:31Men's lies are like a child's ones so ladies catch them easily
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1:31 - 1:33...and they say "you are lier"
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1:33 - 1:36Of course he couldnt say this is why he is lier.
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1:36 - 1:46Our society raise boys more independent
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1:46 - 1:50People take pic of the boys naked
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1:50 - 1:53Why? They think its not a problem because it is not defect.
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1:53 - 1:58"This is our boy" Naked! "Mahmut, Look!"
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1:58 - 2:00Are the girls have those type of picture?
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2:00 - 2:02Rare.
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2:02 - 2:04"This is our boy"
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2:04 - 2:07Run around naked until they get older...
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2:07 - 2:11"Here is my boy!!!!"
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2:11 - 2:13He can do whatever he wants!
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2:13 - 2:15-"He peed on the rags"
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2:15 - 2:19-"It is ok, he is my boy"
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2:19 - 2:21After he learn how to speak, we teach how to curse;
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2:21 - 2:24"Come on my boy tell your uncle how to say fuck you, Ha ha"
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2:24 - 2:26-"Who broke the vase?"
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2:26 - 2:30-"I broke the vase and now I will again!"
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2:30 - 2:35This is why boys does not need lie!
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2:35 - 2:37But the girls are not like that!
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2:37 - 2:39Parent check all the time!
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2:39 - 2:41"Where is she?" "Is she going outside?"
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2:41 - 2:44"Tell her cousin that she should go with her..."
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2:44 - 2:46"Follow her.."
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2:46 - 2:48"What is she doing?"
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2:48 - 2:50"Follow, follow, follow"
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2:50 - 2:52So! Machine starts to work!
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2:52 - 2:54Excuses
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2:54 - 2:56pretexts
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2:56 - 2:57-"Where were you?"
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2:57 - 3:01-"I was studying on my project at Burcu's!"
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3:01 - 3:03-"But I forgot my tights at her!!!!"
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3:03 - 3:15Of course! The person who uses that feature of brain after 3 years old and the guy who learn that feature of brain when he is 28 is not same.
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3:15 - 3:20Lie is a need because everyone needs to tell somehow
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3:20 - 3:27But the guys version of lies are naive when you compare with women.
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3:27 - 3:34Now. I will act and example and you will see the ladies in this room will tell the partners next to them that "Look! these are your actings"
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3:34 - 3:36If you ask the guy a question,
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3:36 - 3:40He answer the question with question
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3:40 - 3:43-"Someone saw you with a blond girl in a hotel's lobby"
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3:43 - 3:47-"Who said that?"
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3:47 - 3:49What does it mean? I fucked up
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3:49 - 3:55-"Who said that?"
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3:55 - 3:58"Dont ask me questions? tell me is it true or false?
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3:58 - 4:01-"Who said that?, Who said that?, Come here sit next to me.
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4:01 - 4:10-"Tell me which hotel?"
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4:10 - 4:15That part is the guy really really fucked up!
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4:15 - 4:18"Which hotel?, Who said?"
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4:18 - 4:21Pay attention! They both ends with question marks.
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4:21 - 4:23Poor guy!
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4:23 - 4:27It is the stupidest way to save time
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4:27 - 4:31If you found a girl underwear on your husbands desk and ask
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4:31 - 4:34-"Whose underwear is it?"
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4:34 - 4:36he probably respond that "which underwear?"
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4:36 - 4:43and he pretend like he doesn't even know what is underwear.
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4:43 - 4:50"Which underwear? Whats that mean? the one the we wear under our pants?
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4:50 - 4:53...Naive
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4:53 - 4:56But ladies are not like that.
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4:56 - 5:09You cannot ask this question like that but if you ask that "someone saw you in a hotel's lobby with guy..
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5:09 - 5:15..what is that?"
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5:15 - 5:23After you ask that question, In millisecond she starts talking from the early history of the hotel...
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5:23 - 5:26...and tell awesome story.
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5:26 - 5:37and Finally you said to yourself that "I am so stupid to ask that question"
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5:37 - 5:42and she convinced you easily. You never think again.
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5:42 - 5:47Because god created them like that
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5:47 - 5:49Women to convince people
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5:49 - 5:54Men to believe
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5:54 - 5:58Men have created like that.
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5:58 - 6:01When you ask the lady next to you that "how I look like?"
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6:01 - 6:03Why you are asking?
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6:03 - 6:06Because you want to ask a question and believe.
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6:06 - 6:08-"How do I look like?"
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6:08 - 6:12-"Super handsame!"
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6:12 - 6:14Answer is always same!!!!
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6:14 - 6:17"Super handsame!"
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6:17 - 6:20And guy believes that in a second.
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6:20 - 6:25Come on! Being handsome is not a common thing.
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6:25 - 6:27-"Am I handsome?"
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6:27 - 6:29-"In my view yes"
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6:29 - 6:32"In your view???"
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6:32 - 6:37"Yes In my view" Why? because for you to not leave this ares.
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6:37 - 6:39"In my view you are handsome dont go so far"
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6:39 - 6:43"You are so handsome in this area so dont go away"
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6:43 - 6:46"HAA, ok so I wont leave this area"
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6:46 - 6:49In realty to being a handsome is like this?
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6:49 - 6:51No
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6:51 - 6:54"Jude Law or me? "
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6:54 - 6:56"You"
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6:56 - 6:58"Come on!!!" (bad way)
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6:58 - 7:01Who believes that!
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7:01 - 7:03No one believes that but you believe
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7:03 - 7:06"You are so handsome for me"
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7:06 - 7:11"Ok then, I will buy the home to your name"
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7:11 - 7:15I dont know why we believe them
- Title:
- Cem Yılmaz | Kadın ikna etmek için yaratılmış
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Cem Yılmaz - CMYLMZ (2007) Gösterisinden "Kadın ikna etmek için yaratılmış." bölümü.
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