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Cem Yılmaz | Kadın ikna etmek için yaratılmış

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    There are news like that;
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    "Men brain's checked with like thermal cam or something and
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    ..Professors discovered that the major part of their brain is close to saying lies.
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    Therefore, men are liars!"
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    also they add that "Scottish scientists announced"
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    Why? Ha! People will think, If Scottish scientist announced, it probably true!
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    It is so obvious that "Men are liars" detection is not correct at all!
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    I know because I am men!
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    Men dont have the feature of lying. Poor!
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    Men dont lie like an angel!
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    Are women lie?
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    Master Degree!
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    This is why problems occur!
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    Men cannot lie so people find out that he lied!
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    It is a paradox! Liars are not liars because you figured that he lied! If you couldnt find out then he is a lier!
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    Got it?
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    Still filtering?
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    "What is going on?"
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    I mean, women's lie features are so qualified that she tells like a expert and you never notice it!
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    Men's lies are like a child's ones so ladies catch them easily
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    ...and they say "you are lier"
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    Of course he couldnt say this is why he is lier.
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    Our society raise boys more independent
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    People take pic of the boys naked
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    Why? They think its not a problem because it is not defect.
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    "This is our boy" Naked! "Mahmut, Look!"
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    Are the girls have those type of picture?
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    Rare.
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    "This is our boy"
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    Run around naked until they get older...
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    "Here is my boy!!!!"
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    He can do whatever he wants!
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    -"He peed on the rags"
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    -"It is ok, he is my boy"
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    After he learn how to speak, we teach how to curse;
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    "Come on my boy tell your uncle how to say fuck you, Ha ha"
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    -"Who broke the vase?"
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    -"I broke the vase and now I will again!"
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    This is why boys does not need lie!
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    But the girls are not like that!
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    Parent check all the time!
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    "Where is she?" "Is she going outside?"
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    "Tell her cousin that she should go with her..."
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    "Follow her.."
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    "What is she doing?"
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    "Follow, follow, follow"
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    So! Machine starts to work!
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    Excuses
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    pretexts
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    -"Where were you?"
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    -"I was studying on my project at Burcu's!"
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    -"But I forgot my tights at her!!!!"
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    Of course! The person who uses that feature of brain after 3 years old and the guy who learn that feature of brain when he is 28 is not same.
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    Lie is a need because everyone needs to tell somehow
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    But the guys version of lies are naive when you compare with women.
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    Now. I will act and example and you will see the ladies in this room will tell the partners next to them that "Look! these are your actings"
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    If you ask the guy a question,
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    He answer the question with question
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    -"Someone saw you with a blond girl in a hotel's lobby"
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    -"Who said that?"
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    What does it mean? I fucked up
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    -"Who said that?"
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    "Dont ask me questions? tell me is it true or false?
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    -"Who said that?, Who said that?, Come here sit next to me.
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    -"Tell me which hotel?"
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    That part is the guy really really fucked up!
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    "Which hotel?, Who said?"
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    Pay attention! They both ends with question marks.
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    Poor guy!
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    It is the stupidest way to save time
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    If you found a girl underwear on your husbands desk and ask
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    -"Whose underwear is it?"
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    he probably respond that "which underwear?"
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    and he pretend like he doesn't even know what is underwear.
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    "Which underwear? Whats that mean? the one the we wear under our pants?
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    ...Naive
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    But ladies are not like that.
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    You cannot ask this question like that but if you ask that "someone saw you in a hotel's lobby with guy..
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    ..what is that?"
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    After you ask that question, In millisecond she starts talking from the early history of the hotel...
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    ...and tell awesome story.
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    and Finally you said to yourself that "I am so stupid to ask that question"
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    and she convinced you easily. You never think again.
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    Because god created them like that
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    Women to convince people
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    Men to believe
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    Men have created like that.
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    When you ask the lady next to you that "how I look like?"
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    Why you are asking?
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    Because you want to ask a question and believe.
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    -"How do I look like?"
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    -"Super handsame!"
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    Answer is always same!!!!
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    "Super handsame!"
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    And guy believes that in a second.
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    Come on! Being handsome is not a common thing.
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    -"Am I handsome?"
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    -"In my view yes"
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    "In your view???"
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    "Yes In my view" Why? because for you to not leave this ares.
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    "In my view you are handsome dont go so far"
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    "You are so handsome in this area so dont go away"
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    "HAA, ok so I wont leave this area"
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    In realty to being a handsome is like this?
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    No
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    "Jude Law or me? "
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    "You"
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    "Come on!!!" (bad way)
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    Who believes that!
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    No one believes that but you believe
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    "You are so handsome for me"
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    "Ok then, I will buy the home to your name"
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    I dont know why we believe them
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Cem Yılmaz | Kadın ikna etmek için yaratılmış
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Video Language:
Turkish
Duration:
07:22
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