There are news like that;
"Men brain's checked with like thermal cam or something and
..Professors discovered that the major part of their brain is close to saying lies.
Therefore, men are liars!"
also they add that "Scottish scientists announced"
Why? Ha! People will think, If Scottish scientist announced, it probably true!
It is so obvious that "Men are liars" detection is not correct at all!
I know because I am men!
Men dont have the feature of lying. Poor!
Men dont lie like an angel!
Are women lie?
Master Degree!
This is why problems occur!
Men cannot lie so people find out that he lied!
It is a paradox! Liars are not liars because you figured that he lied! If you couldnt find out then he is a lier!
Got it?
Still filtering?
"What is going on?"
I mean, women's lie features are so qualified that she tells like a expert and you never notice it!
Men's lies are like a child's ones so ladies catch them easily
...and they say "you are lier"
Of course he couldnt say this is why he is lier.
Our society raise boys more independent
People take pic of the boys naked
Why? They think its not a problem because it is not defect.
"This is our boy" Naked! "Mahmut, Look!"
Are the girls have those type of picture?
Rare.
"This is our boy"
Run around naked until they get older...
"Here is my boy!!!!"
He can do whatever he wants!
-"He peed on the rags"
-"It is ok, he is my boy"
After he learn how to speak, we teach how to curse;
"Come on my boy tell your uncle how to say fuck you, Ha ha"
-"Who broke the vase?"
-"I broke the vase and now I will again!"
This is why boys does not need lie!
But the girls are not like that!
Parent check all the time!
"Where is she?" "Is she going outside?"
"Tell her cousin that she should go with her..."
"Follow her.."
"What is she doing?"
"Follow, follow, follow"
So! Machine starts to work!
Excuses
pretexts
-"Where were you?"
-"I was studying on my project at Burcu's!"
-"But I forgot my tights at her!!!!"
Of course! The person who uses that feature of brain after 3 years old and the guy who learn that feature of brain when he is 28 is not same.
Lie is a need because everyone needs to tell somehow
But the guys version of lies are naive when you compare with women.
Now. I will act and example and you will see the ladies in this room will tell the partners next to them that "Look! these are your actings"
If you ask the guy a question,
He answer the question with question
-"Someone saw you with a blond girl in a hotel's lobby"
-"Who said that?"
What does it mean? I fucked up
-"Who said that?"
"Dont ask me questions? tell me is it true or false?
-"Who said that?, Who said that?, Come here sit next to me.
-"Tell me which hotel?"
That part is the guy really really fucked up!
"Which hotel?, Who said?"
Pay attention! They both ends with question marks.
Poor guy!
It is the stupidest way to save time
If you found a girl underwear on your husbands desk and ask
-"Whose underwear is it?"
he probably respond that "which underwear?"
and he pretend like he doesn't even know what is underwear.
"Which underwear? Whats that mean? the one the we wear under our pants?
...Naive
But ladies are not like that.
You cannot ask this question like that but if you ask that "someone saw you in a hotel's lobby with guy..
..what is that?"
After you ask that question, In millisecond she starts talking from the early history of the hotel...
...and tell awesome story.
and Finally you said to yourself that "I am so stupid to ask that question"
and she convinced you easily. You never think again.
Because god created them like that
Women to convince people
Men to believe
Men have created like that.
When you ask the lady next to you that "how I look like?"
Why you are asking?
Because you want to ask a question and believe.
-"How do I look like?"
-"Super handsame!"
Answer is always same!!!!
"Super handsame!"
And guy believes that in a second.
Come on! Being handsome is not a common thing.
-"Am I handsome?"
-"In my view yes"
"In your view???"
"Yes In my view" Why? because for you to not leave this ares.
"In my view you are handsome dont go so far"
"You are so handsome in this area so dont go away"
"HAA, ok so I wont leave this area"
In realty to being a handsome is like this?
No
"Jude Law or me? "
"You"
"Come on!!!" (bad way)
Who believes that!
No one believes that but you believe
"You are so handsome for me"
"Ok then, I will buy the home to your name"
I dont know why we believe them