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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.28,0:00:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are news like that;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.87,0:00:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Men brain's checked with like thermal cam or something and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.08,0:00:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..Professors discovered that the major part of their brain is close to saying lies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.83,0:00:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, men are liars!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.37,0:00:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also they add that "Scottish scientists announced"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.09,0:00:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Ha! People will think, If Scottish scientist announced, it probably true!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.95,0:00:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is so obvious that "Men are liars" detection is not correct at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.87,0:00:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know because I am men!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.67,0:00:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men dont have the feature of lying. Poor!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.45,0:00:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men dont lie like an angel!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.83,0:00:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are women lie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.20,0:00:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Master Degree!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.76,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is why problems occur!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.74,0:01:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men cannot lie so people find out that he lied!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.67,0:01:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a paradox! Liars are not liars because you figured that he lied! If you couldnt find out then he is a lier!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.16,0:01:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.95,0:01:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still filtering?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.09,0:01:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What is going on?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.91,0:01:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, women's lie features are so qualified that she tells like a expert and you never notice it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.92,0:01:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men's lies are like a child's ones so ladies catch them easily
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.03,0:01:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and they say "you are lier"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.45,0:01:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course he couldnt say this is why he is lier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.34,0:01:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our society raise boys more independent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.28,0:01:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People take pic of the boys naked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.70,0:01:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? They think its not a problem because it is not defect.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.03,0:01:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is our boy" Naked! "Mahmut, Look!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.20,0:02:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are the girls have those type of picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.32,0:02:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rare.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.20,0:02:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is our boy"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.46,0:02:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run around naked until they get older...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.67,0:02:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Here is my boy!!!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.12,0:02:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He can do whatever he wants!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.78,0:02:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"He peed on the rags"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.91,0:02:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"It is ok, he is my boy"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.87,0:02:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After he learn how to speak, we teach how to curse;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.99,0:02:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Come on my boy tell your uncle how to say fuck you, Ha ha"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.08,0:02:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Who broke the vase?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.04,0:02:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"I broke the vase and now I will again!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.57,0:02:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is why boys does not need lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.66,0:02:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the girls are not like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.78,0:02:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parent check all the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.95,0:02:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Where is she?" "Is she going outside?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.01,0:02:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tell her cousin that she should go with her..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.95,0:02:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Follow her.."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.12,0:02:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What is she doing?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.16,0:02:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Follow, follow, follow"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So! Machine starts to work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.61,0:02:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuses
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.90,0:02:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretexts
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.87,0:02:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Where were you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.24,0:03:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"I was studying on my project at Burcu's!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.53,0:03:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"But I forgot my tights at her!!!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.03,0:03:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course! The person who uses that feature of brain after 3 years old and the guy who learn that feature of brain when he is 28 is not same.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.37,0:03:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lie is a need because everyone needs to tell somehow
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.74,0:03:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the guys version of lies are naive when you compare with women.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.78,0:03:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now. I will act and example and you will see the ladies in this room will tell the partners next to them that "Look! these are your actings"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.29,0:03:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ask the guy a question,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He answer the question with question
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.33,0:03:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Someone saw you with a blond girl in a hotel's lobby"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.41,0:03:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Who said that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.20,0:03:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does it mean? I fucked up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.32,0:03:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Who said that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:57.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dont ask me questions? tell me is it true or false?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.70,0:04:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Who said that?, Who said that?, Come here sit next to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.45,0:04:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Tell me which hotel?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.79,0:04:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That part is the guy really really fucked up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.28,0:04:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Which hotel?, Who said?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.58,0:04:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay attention! They both ends with question marks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.67,0:04:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.12,0:04:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is the stupidest way to save time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.37,0:04:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you found a girl underwear on your husbands desk and ask
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.08,0:04:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Whose underwear is it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.51,0:04:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he probably respond that "which underwear?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.37,0:04:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he pretend like he doesn't even know what is underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.33,0:04:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Which underwear? Whats that mean? the one the we wear under our pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.92,0:04:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Naive
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.62,0:04:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But ladies are not like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.08,0:05:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You cannot ask this question like that but if you ask that "someone saw you in a hotel's lobby with guy..
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.45,0:05:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..what is that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.78,0:05:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After you ask that question, In millisecond she starts talking from the early history of the hotel...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.24,0:05:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and tell awesome story.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.16,0:05:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Finally you said to yourself that "I am so stupid to ask that question"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.58,0:05:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she convinced you easily. You never think again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.66,0:05:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because god created them like that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.74,0:05:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women to convince people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.12,0:05:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men to believe
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.74,0:05:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men have created like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.04,0:06:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you ask the lady next to you that "how I look like?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.16,0:06:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why you are asking?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.08,0:06:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you want to ask a question and believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.45,0:06:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"How do I look like?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.33,0:06:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Super handsame!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.83,0:06:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Answer is always same!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.37,0:06:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Super handsame!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.83,0:06:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And guy believes that in a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.99,0:06:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Being handsome is not a common thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.83,0:06:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Am I handsome?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.99,0:06:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"In my view yes"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.20,0:06:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In your view???"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.70,0:06:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes In my view" Why? because for you to not leave this ares.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.66,0:06:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In my view you are handsome dont go so far"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.49,0:06:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You are so handsome in this area so dont go away"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.83,0:06:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"HAA, ok so I wont leave this area"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.16,0:06:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In realty to being a handsome is like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.66,0:06:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.70,0:06:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jude Law or me? "
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.66,0:06:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.20,0:06:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Come on!!!" (bad way)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.08,0:07:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who believes that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.95,0:07:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one believes that but you believe
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.24,0:07:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You are so handsome for me"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.62,0:07:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ok then, I will buy the home to your name"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.66,0:07:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dont know why we believe them