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There are news like that;

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"Men brain's checked with like thermal cam or something and

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..Professors discovered that the major part of their brain is close to saying lies.

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Therefore, men are liars!"

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also they add that "Scottish scientists announced"

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Why? Ha! People will think, If Scottish scientist announced, it probably true!

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It is so obvious that "Men are liars" detection is not correct at all!

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I know because I am men!

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Men dont have the feature of lying. Poor!

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Men dont lie like an angel!

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Are women lie?

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Master Degree!

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This is why problems occur!

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Men cannot lie so people find out that he lied!

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It is a paradox! Liars are not liars because you figured that he lied! If you couldnt find out then he is a lier!

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Got it?

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Still filtering?

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"What is going on?"

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I mean, women's lie features are so qualified that she tells like a expert and you never notice it!

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Men's lies are like a child's ones so ladies catch them easily

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...and they say "you are lier"

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Of course he couldnt say this is why he is lier.

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Our society raise boys more independent

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People take pic of the boys naked

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Why? They think its not a problem because it is not defect.

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"This is our boy" Naked! "Mahmut, Look!"

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Are the girls have those type of picture?

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Rare.

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"This is our boy"

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Run around naked until they get older...

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"Here is my boy!!!!"

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He can do whatever he wants!

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-"He peed on the rags"

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-"It is ok, he is my boy"

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After he learn how to speak, we teach how to curse;

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"Come on my boy tell your uncle how to say fuck you, Ha ha"

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-"Who broke the vase?"

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-"I broke the vase and now I will again!"

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This is why boys does not need lie!

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But the girls are not like that!

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Parent check all the time!

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"Where is she?" "Is she going outside?"

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"Tell her cousin that she should go with her..."

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"Follow her.."

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"What is she doing?"

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"Follow, follow, follow"

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So! Machine starts to work!

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Excuses

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pretexts

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-"Where were you?"

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-"I was studying on my project at Burcu's!"

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-"But I forgot my tights at her!!!!"

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Of course! The person who uses that feature of brain after 3 years old and the guy who learn that feature of brain when he is 28 is not same.

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Lie is a need because everyone needs to tell somehow

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But the guys version of lies are naive when you compare with women.

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Now. I will act and example and you will see the ladies in this room will tell the partners next to them that "Look! these are your actings"

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If you ask the guy a question,

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He answer the question with question

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-"Someone saw you with a blond girl in a hotel's lobby"

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-"Who said that?"

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What does it mean? I fucked up

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-"Who said that?"

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"Dont ask me questions? tell me is it true or false?

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-"Who said that?, Who said that?, Come here sit next to me.

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-"Tell me which hotel?"

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That part is the guy really really fucked up!

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"Which hotel?, Who said?"

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Pay attention! They both ends with question marks.

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Poor guy!

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It is the stupidest way to save time

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If you found a girl underwear on your husbands desk and ask

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-"Whose underwear is it?"

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he probably respond that "which underwear?"

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and he pretend like he doesn't even know what is underwear.

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"Which underwear? Whats that mean? the one the we wear under our pants?

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...Naive

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But ladies are not like that.

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You cannot ask this question like that but if you ask that "someone saw you in a hotel's lobby with guy..

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..what is that?"

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After you ask that question, In millisecond she starts talking from the early history of the hotel...

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...and tell awesome story.

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and Finally you said to yourself that "I am so stupid to ask that question"

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and she convinced you easily. You never think again.

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Because god created them like that

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Women to convince people

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Men to believe

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Men have created like that.

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When you ask the lady next to you that "how I look like?"

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Why you are asking?

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Because you want to ask a question and believe.

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-"How do I look like?"

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-"Super handsame!"

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Answer is always same!!!!

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"Super handsame!"

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And guy believes that in a second.

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Come on! Being handsome is not a common thing.

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-"Am I handsome?"

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-"In my view yes"

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"In your view???"

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"Yes In my view" Why? because for you to not leave this ares.

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"In my view you are handsome dont go so far"

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"You are so handsome in this area so dont go away"

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"HAA, ok so I wont leave this area"

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In realty to being a handsome is like this?

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No

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"Jude Law or me? "

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"You"

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"Come on!!!" (bad way)

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Who believes that!

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No one believes that but you believe

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"You are so handsome for me"

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"Ok then, I will buy the home to your name"

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I dont know why we believe them