Огонь, вода и медные трубы (1967) Полная версия
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0:01 - 0:04M.Gorky Central Film Studio
for Youth and Children -
0:05 - 0:09First Artistic Association
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0:31 - 0:34THROUGH FIRE
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0:41 - 0:43WATER
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0:51 - 0:53AND BRASS PIPES
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0:53 - 0:55THROUGH FIRE, WATER AND...
BRASS PIPES -
0:55 - 1:00Written by
M. VOLPIN and N. ERDMAN -
1:00 - 1:06Directed by
Alexander ROW -
1:06 - 1:10Director of Photography
Dmitry SURENSKY -
1:11 - 1:15Production Designer
A. KLOPOTOVSKY -
1:15 - 1:19Music by N. BUDASHKIN
Sound by A. DIKAN -
1:19 - 1:24English subtitles by
Tatiana KAMENEVA -
2:00 - 2:02Starring:
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2:02 - 2:06Alyonushka - Natalya SEDYKH
Vassya - Alexei KATYSHEV -
2:07 - 2:10Kaschei - G. MILLYAR
Baba Yaga - V. ALTAISKAYA -
2:10 - 2:13Kaschei's werewolf servants:
Blackbeard - L. POTYOMKIN -
2:13 - 2:17Baldy - A. KHVYLIA
One-eyed - A. KUBATSKY -
2:17 - 2:22Fedoul VI - L. KHARITONOV
Sophie - M. KREPKOGORSKAYA -
2:22 - 2:25Chief Fireman - A. SMIRNOV
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2:25 - 2:29Water sprite - P. PAVLENKO
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2:29 - 2:33Counsellor - A. TSINMAN
Lady Counsellor - Z. VASSILKOVA -
2:34 - 2:38King - M. PUGOVKIN
Queen - L. KOROLYOVA -
2:38 - 2:41Princess - I. BUDKEVICH
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3:02 - 3:07Fire, water and brass pipes!
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3:07 - 3:11A fairy tale would anyone entice.
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3:11 - 3:14But this tale's name is dense.
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3:15 - 3:18Only a clue will help make sense.
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3:19 - 3:25To explain what's water and fire
I guess no one would require. -
3:26 - 3:31But why the brass pipes,
and what sort are these pipes - -
3:32 - 3:38water pipes,
samovar or smoking pipes? -
3:39 - 3:43I'd have explained you the script,
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3:43 - 3:47if my education permit.
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3:48 - 3:51But you don't have to be a whiz
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3:52 - 3:57To see what this tale about is.
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4:54 - 4:55Danger!
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5:07 - 5:09Where did you come from?
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6:02 - 6:03Whitey!
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6:21 - 6:23Who are you?
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6:24 - 6:28No one. And who are you?
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6:28 - 6:30No one, either.
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6:30 - 6:34- I'm grazing my little goat.
- And I'm making charcoal. -
6:36 - 6:39- What's your name?
- Vassya. -
6:42 - 6:45- And yours?
- Alyona. -
6:45 - 6:47Alyonushka?
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6:51 - 6:54- Here's your goat.
- Thank you very much. -
6:59 - 7:01Why did you do that?
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7:03 - 7:05- It was an accident.
- An accident? -
7:05 - 7:09Whitey's very smart.
She nearly can talk. -
7:10 - 7:12Let's teach her talk. Say "me-e".
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7:14 - 7:16Good.
Now say "be-e". -
7:20 - 7:23- Very good!
- She already knows two words. -
7:31 - 7:36Laughing, aren't you?
You will be weeping soon! -
8:04 - 8:07Ready for landing!
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8:07 - 8:10Right here, right here.
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8:25 - 8:27C'mon, c'mon...
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8:36 - 8:38Stop! Chuck-chuck...
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8:43 - 8:44Brake it!
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8:51 - 8:55Does Kaschei the Immortal
live here? -
8:55 - 8:58What do you want him for?
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8:58 - 9:03I want to dance at his wedding.
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9:03 - 9:05Dressed like that?
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9:05 - 9:08What d'you know about good looks?
This is brocade. -
9:08 - 9:10Who are you?
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9:10 - 9:13- I'm his mother-in-law.
- Some mother-in-law! -
9:14 - 9:18I'm the bride's mother!
So, Kaschei is my son-in-law. -
9:22 - 9:26- And she wanted to dance!
- Yes, if I can refresh my memory. -
9:27 - 9:30It's not only your memory
that needs refreshing. -
9:32 - 9:34Bless you!
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9:35 - 9:39So many guests!
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9:40 - 9:46Demons and witches,
monsters and snitches. -
9:46 - 9:49Evil spirits in human guise.
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9:49 - 9:51Not to mention the disguised.
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9:53 - 9:57I wouldn't have invited
the disguised. -
9:57 - 10:02They might steal my flying broom.
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10:02 - 10:05We keep watch on everyone.
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10:06 - 10:10You can watch all right,
but there're too many who might. -
10:11 - 10:16It's hard to watch them with
two eyes, and you've got only one. -
10:24 - 10:27When does the wedding start?
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10:27 - 10:30Soon. Run along, mother-in-law.
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10:30 - 10:32I'm running.
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10:38 - 10:41Hurry up, or you'll be late
for your daughter's wedding. -
10:42 - 10:43Merci.
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10:49 - 10:51See you!
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10:56 - 10:58The bridal couple is here!
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11:47 - 11:52Boonie, put your hat on,
or your bald spot'll catch cold. -
11:55 - 11:59- She called Kaschei "Boonie"...
- His Immortality himself... -
11:59 - 12:01How dare she?
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12:01 - 12:06So what? She's as good as married.
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12:06 - 12:09Who is she?
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12:09 - 12:14- I'm his mother-in-law.
- Some mother-in-law. -
12:14 - 12:21our noble aristocrats:
Baldykov, Nosov, Mustachov! -
12:24 - 12:31A golden saucer, a ripe apple.
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12:37 - 12:42- Hold it! Who are you?
- Oh, Tiny Tot. -
12:42 - 12:45What the devil d'you want here?
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12:45 - 12:49I'm sent by my illustrious master,
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12:49 - 12:52the twelve-headed dragon,
His Majesty Gorynich! -
12:53 - 12:57I was expecting him in person.
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12:58 - 13:01An illness did my master take.
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13:01 - 13:06First and fifth heads're dizzy,
the twelfth is in ache. -
13:06 - 13:09He has eleven heads too many.
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13:10 - 13:14He asks you to accept
this teeny-weeny present. -
13:15 - 13:18He could make it bigger.
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13:18 - 13:22- What is this present?
- Youth-restoring apples. -
13:23 - 13:25One for the groom,
and one for the bride. -
13:25 - 13:29When you eat one,
you're a hundred years younger. -
13:31 - 13:33- What if you eat them both?
- Two hundred years younger. -
13:34 - 13:37Don't bite it yet.
How old are you? -
13:38 - 13:41- Very young.
- Be more precise. -
13:41 - 13:45On Friday morning,
when the roosters crow... -
13:46 - 13:48I'll be exactly 104.
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13:48 - 13:54So if you eat the apple,
you'll be only four? -
13:57 - 14:01What am I doing?
I nearly ruined my life. -
14:01 - 14:03Boonie, take mine.
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14:30 - 14:32That did cause a lot of heat!
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14:51 - 14:56oh, how young you've gotten!
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14:57 - 15:03By the way, granny,
get out of here! -
15:04 - 15:07I'd better marry a young girl.
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15:07 - 15:09- Mommy!
- Get out! -
15:12 - 15:15How come?
You've already taken the dowry. -
15:16 - 15:18Get out while you're still alive!
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15:18 - 15:19Stop crying!
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15:19 - 15:23You'll pay for the child's tears.
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15:23 - 15:27That's it! The wedding is off!
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15:27 - 15:29You cheat!
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15:29 - 15:32Hey, my loyal minions!
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15:32 - 15:36You won't forget us,
Kaschei the Immortal! -
15:37 - 15:39Beat it.
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15:39 - 15:42Put the lights out,
drive the guests out. -
15:51 - 15:53Your Immortality!
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15:53 - 15:55I've found such a chick for you,
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15:55 - 15:59more beautiful
than words can tell! -
15:59 - 16:05That's what I need right now.
Bring her at once! -
16:26 - 16:33I'm pretty cute and bright
Even on a Friday night. -
16:34 - 16:39On a Sunday if you come,
You'll be smitten by my charm. -
16:40 - 16:43Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,
Had a wife & couldn't keep'er. -
16:43 - 16:45He would have another wife,
but she said: "Not on my life!" -
16:46 - 16:49Hey, instead of boasting,
Play and make the most of it. -
16:49 - 16:52Sing for a us a rhyming
About Motia darling. -
16:58 - 17:04I would love the plumpy lass,
With her I'm never in the dumps! -
17:05 - 17:08If she weighed a little less,
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17:09 - 17:12I would carry her in my arms.
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17:12 - 17:15Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,
had a wife & couldn't keep'er. -
17:16 - 17:19He would have another wife,
but she said: "Not on my life!" -
17:22 - 17:26Wouldn't it be nice to go
to a fair, -
17:26 - 17:29to have a ride on a merry-go-round.
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17:29 - 17:32You - upon a white horse,
I - on a black one. -
17:33 - 17:36That would be wonderful.
I love merry-go-rounds. -
17:37 - 17:42It's like racing on a real troika,
against the wind. -
17:43 - 17:45And here's Mickey the Bear.
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17:45 - 17:50Mickey, do you like ale?
Do you love honey? -
17:50 - 17:52What about cider?
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17:53 - 17:58That's all. Come to the fair
and we'll amuse you there. -
18:01 - 18:04So much
for our going to a fair. -
18:04 - 18:06What do you mean?
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18:06 - 18:11We can only dream.
We've got no money, Alyonushka. -
18:11 - 18:15I like dreaming.
It's fun. -
18:47 - 18:49If you're looking for delight,
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18:49 - 18:51Come, I'll give you a ride!
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18:52 - 18:54- No, but thanks.
- We're in no hurry. -
19:19 - 19:23If the bays you did refuse,
then the blacks you'll sure use. -
19:27 - 19:30We like walking,
don't we, Whitey? -
19:31 - 19:33Right!
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20:06 - 20:08The bays you did refuse,
the blacks you didn't use. -
20:09 - 20:13These white prancers though
will sure entice you to go. -
20:15 - 20:17Let's have a ride?
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20:30 - 20:31Alyonushka!
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20:31 - 20:33Vassya!
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20:38 - 20:40Help me, Vassya!
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21:41 - 21:46Now, Alyona, I'm going
to show you what I prize most. -
21:46 - 21:52What I've never shown to anyone.
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21:58 - 22:02Take notice.
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22:02 - 22:05The trunk is of silver.
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22:07 - 22:10And the leaves are gold.
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22:12 - 22:14What for?
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22:14 - 22:17What do you mean, what for?
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22:17 - 22:20It means riches, wealth.
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22:20 - 22:22It means riches, wealth.
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22:22 - 22:24What are the riches for?
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22:24 - 22:27What for?
For having trees -
22:28 - 22:31with silver trunks
and gold leaves. -
22:31 - 22:33Well, I like our trees better.
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22:34 - 22:39- What are your trees like?
- White, tall birch trees. -
22:39 - 22:41Why, Vassya...
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22:41 - 22:43Forget your Vassya!
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22:44 - 22:48How can I forget Vassya,
grandfather? -
22:48 - 22:52Your Immortality,
let's transform her to a frog. -
22:52 - 22:54Don't butt in.
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22:54 - 22:58Listen, Alyona,
you mustn't call me grandfather. -
22:58 - 23:01But you're old.
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23:02 - 23:05- Into a toad, to cure of stupidity.
- Keep out of this! -
23:06 - 23:10I'm neither old, nor young.
I'm eternal. -
23:10 - 23:14I'm not called,
I'm always addressed. -
23:14 - 23:19- How am I to address you, grandpa?
- Again! A bumpkin! -
23:19 - 23:22- Into a toad!
- Don't butt in! -
23:22 - 23:25You should address me
"Your Immortality". -
23:25 - 23:29- Your Immortality.
- Precisely! -
23:29 - 23:31Or just Boonie.
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23:32 - 23:34Boonie? Funny, isn't it, Whitey?
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23:35 - 23:40All right, I'll address you
"Your Immortality". -
23:40 - 23:43See? And you said, into a toad.
What do you know? -
23:43 - 23:45Your Immortality,
I have to go home now! -
24:02 - 24:06You are not here
to think about Vassya. -
24:08 - 24:14You are here to marry me,
Kaschei the Immortal! -
24:17 - 24:22If you give me your assent,
your life'll be a god send. -
24:22 - 24:27You'll be my darling pet,
like a diamond in a set! -
24:30 - 24:33Like a diamond in a set...
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24:34 - 24:36Precisely.
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24:37 - 24:39Hey, she bit me!
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24:39 - 24:41Kaschei the Accursed!
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24:43 - 24:45Like a diamond in a set?
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24:46 - 24:49If you refuse to marry me,
then blame yourself! -
24:49 - 24:55In the palace it's light,
in the tower it's night! -
25:10 - 25:12Alyonushka!
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25:40 - 25:42Vassya!
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26:59 - 27:04My loyal vassals,
my servile thralls. -
27:05 - 27:08- You see?
- We see. -
27:11 - 27:14- You know your duty?
- We do. -
27:16 - 27:19Then go do it, your evil duty!
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27:43 - 27:46Vassya! Come quick!
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27:47 - 27:49Save poor children
from the raging fire! -
27:49 - 27:53- Save old men, quick!
- And old women who're weak! -
28:05 - 28:09What a fool and a dink!
He was easily hoodwinked! -
29:12 - 29:17It's burning like hell!
It's burning so well! -
29:22 - 29:30Valiant fire fighters,
my brothers, awaken! -
29:30 - 29:34The misfortune we've awaited
has arrived at last! -
29:35 - 29:38or to put it better,
our great chance is here! -
29:38 - 29:42It's not an ordinary conflagration,
it's the king's palace burning. -
29:46 - 29:50This grandiose misfortune,
or rather our great chance, -
29:50 - 29:55is an ideal situation
for the firemens' proliferation. -
29:56 - 29:59Or in plain words,
strike while the iron is hot. -
30:02 - 30:04Chests out!
Tummies in! -
30:05 - 30:08Eat your leader with your eyes!
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30:14 - 30:17- Where's your chest?
- I forgot. -
30:23 - 30:28Fedoul I to Fedoul V
here were born and thrived! -
30:30 - 30:35I'm not the Terrible nor the Proud,
I'm Fedoul VI the Burnt-out! -
30:36 - 30:37Good morning.
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30:38 - 30:41- I'm sweating!
- May the heat benefit you! -
30:41 - 30:43Sit our Majesty down!
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30:47 - 30:52- You sat on a hot seat.
- I was too hot to sit. -
30:53 - 30:55- Who are you?
- A minister. -
30:56 - 30:57- Which one?
- Without portfolio. -
30:58 - 31:00- What does it mean?
- I'm called when things get hot. -
31:00 - 31:03So you must answer for fires.
What's your answer? -
31:04 - 31:06It's clear
that evertyhing's unclear. -
31:07 - 31:10- I see he's an idiot.
- A loyal idiot. -
31:11 - 31:14Company, attention! About face!
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31:15 - 31:17Left face!
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31:19 - 31:21- Where's your left?
- I forgot. -
31:22 - 31:25As you were! Lousy performance!
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31:26 - 31:30We deal here with the royal fire!
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31:33 - 31:35Splendid!
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31:42 - 31:47- Have you saved my library?
- Half of it, as you can see. -
31:47 - 31:50- What about the other half?
- Perished in the fire. -
31:50 - 31:53But all of your other possessions
have been saved. -
31:53 - 31:56Save for some trifles.
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31:57 - 31:58Daddy!
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32:05 - 32:10You can't do right a thing!
To forget the daughter of the king! -
32:11 - 32:14Were you asleep, Sophie?
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32:15 - 32:18I was, daddy.
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32:20 - 32:23Good morning, my darling!
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32:25 - 32:28Good morning, dear daddy!
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32:31 - 32:35The palace is burning!
Save the king's daughter! -
32:36 - 32:38Turn me around! Quick!
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32:40 - 32:44Why are you standing, dummies?
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32:44 - 32:48Aren't you ashamed?
Go save my daughter! -
32:48 - 32:50It's easier to burn in the fire
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32:51 - 32:53than to burn in hell
all your life. -
32:54 - 32:56It's easier to burn in hell.
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32:56 - 32:59Do you want me, the king,
to dive into that fire? -
32:59 - 33:01Please do, dear.
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33:02 - 33:05We'll hold a funeral feast for you.
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33:06 - 33:11- We'll bake an angel cake.
- We'll drink your wine. -
33:13 - 33:16Go ahead, dear.
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33:17 - 33:19You spongers! You scoundrels!
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33:19 - 33:22I'll fire all of you!
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33:24 - 33:27Turn me around! Move it!
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33:36 - 33:38I'll have you all hanged!
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33:46 - 33:48Who would have thought it!
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33:49 - 33:51- The trial by fire...
- He lived through. -
33:51 - 33:53- But from the water...
- He won't come out... -
33:53 - 33:55Unscathed.
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33:56 - 34:01Sophie! My beauty!
Where are you? -
34:01 - 34:05I'm here, daddy!
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34:08 - 34:13Burn, burn loud,
never go out. -
34:14 - 34:18Look in the sky,
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34:20 - 34:27Birds there fly
And the bells all chime. -
34:28 - 34:32Burn, burn loud,
Never go out! -
34:38 - 34:41Your Majesty!
The fire squad in my command -
34:41 - 34:45is here the fire to quench,
with water the fire to drench! -
34:47 - 34:50We'll do our duty,
but this fire is a beauty! -
34:50 - 34:52I'm pleased.
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34:55 - 34:57I'm greatly pleased.
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34:57 - 35:01To our benefactor! Ha-ha!
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35:05 - 35:09Give them vodka to feel tender,
and gifts me to remember, -
35:09 - 35:12for their perseverance
and outer appearance. -
35:25 - 35:26Have a smoke, men!
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35:32 - 35:34Hey, where are you going?
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35:36 - 35:39What about the wedding?
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35:39 - 35:42What wedding?
Wedding whom? -
35:42 - 35:44Me.
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35:45 - 35:47Her.
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35:47 - 35:53- Don't you know our customs?
- You saved the king's daughter. -
35:53 - 35:58- So you must marry her.
- You must. -
36:00 - 36:02You must!
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36:04 - 36:07And get half of the kingdom.
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36:07 - 36:10Half the library will do!
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36:13 - 36:15- I can't marry her.
- Why? -
36:16 - 36:17I'm already engaged.
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36:18 - 36:20- To whom?
- To Alyonushka. -
36:24 - 36:29- We've missed the bus again.
- We always do! -
36:31 - 36:35- This is an insult...
- To Your Highness! -
36:35 - 36:39This is an insult
to our Highness! -
36:39 - 36:41An act you should chastise!
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36:42 - 36:47- Chastise him!
- How should we chastise him? -
36:47 - 36:50- Put him into a sack.
- And then toss into the ocean. -
36:52 - 36:54The water is very cold!
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36:55 - 36:57- It will cool his head off
- And bring him to his senses. -
36:57 - 37:01Right you are, good nuns.
So be it! -
37:02 - 37:03Chief!
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37:22 - 37:23Splendid!
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37:52 - 37:53Bring him here!
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37:56 - 37:57Have a smoke!
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37:59 - 38:02- Have a smoke, boy!
- I don't smoke. -
38:04 - 38:06Dummy!
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38:07 - 38:09About face! Run!
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38:48 - 38:52Dear little mouse!
Where's my Vassya? -
38:59 - 39:02Don't be afraid.
I won't let anyone harm you. -
39:13 - 39:17- Where d'you think you are?
- In a house. -
39:23 - 39:28Not in a house. In a jailhouse!
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39:29 - 39:33All right, in a jailhouse,
but why d'you have to shout? -
39:34 - 39:38I'm not shouting, I'm angry.
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39:41 - 39:44One doesn't smile in a jailhouse.
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39:45 - 39:48I can't help it, I'm having fun.
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39:50 - 39:55You do it
to spite me, girl! -
39:56 - 39:59You're so nasty,
Your Immortality! -
39:59 - 40:02Vassya will teach you
to hold your tongue. -
40:02 - 40:08He won't.
You may look at your Vassya. -
40:11 - 40:16Do you see this sack?
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40:17 - 40:21Your fiancee is in it.
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40:41 - 40:43Vassya!
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40:57 - 40:58Don't be scared.
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40:59 - 41:02Just look at what's inside.
A heavy rock. -
41:03 - 41:04And a happy Jock.
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41:06 - 41:09- You devil!
- No, I'm not. -
41:09 - 41:11Yes, you are.
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41:21 - 41:24Fear not, I'm not a devil.
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41:26 - 41:28That's right. You are not.
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41:29 - 41:33- Who are you, then?
- A drowned man. -
41:37 - 41:42- And who are you?
- A drowned girl. -
41:42 - 41:44So, we're in the same boat.
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41:46 - 41:48I didn't drown myself though.
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41:48 - 41:51- Who did it?
- Good people drowned me. -
41:52 - 41:53Why?
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41:54 - 41:58For 11 years the Sea King
has threatened to sink our land -
41:58 - 42:02if we don't pay him a due.
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42:03 - 42:07So not to sink underwater,
we're being sacrificed to water. -
42:07 - 42:10- Who is being sacrificed?
- The beautiful girls. -
42:10 - 42:14One girl each year.
I happened to be the first. -
42:15 - 42:19I was considered
the loveliest of the girls. -
42:19 - 42:22How does one get back on land?
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42:27 - 42:30Don't even dream of it.
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42:30 - 42:35The only way to leave is
by permission of the Sea King. -
42:35 - 42:38So far he hasn't given
such permission to anyone. -
42:38 - 42:42- He's nasty, isn't he?
- No, he has an affliction. -
42:43 - 42:49- What's wrong with him?
- It's the "crowned dumps". -
42:50 - 42:54I'm so bored, I can't stand it...
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42:54 - 42:58Your Humidity,
shall we raise a storm? -
42:58 - 43:03And I call him a counsellor.
Some news - a storm. -
43:03 - 43:06There's no peace in a storm.
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43:06 - 43:08Suggest something
real new. -
43:10 - 43:14Your Humidity,
I suggest we call the beauties. -
43:14 - 43:18And I call her a counsellor!
Another fresh idea. -
43:19 - 43:21C'mon, call them anyway.
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43:21 - 43:25Fair girls,
come curtsy to our king. -
44:08 - 44:11Are they going to walk like that?
-
44:11 - 44:14- What's wrong with it?
- They did that yesterday. -
44:14 - 44:16They did and they didn't, sire.
-
44:16 - 44:20Yesterday, it was right to left,
today, left to right. -
44:20 - 44:24This formation
is my innovation. -
44:26 - 44:33This so-called innovation
gives me some trepidation. -
44:40 - 44:44- How can we thee console?
- Maybe, a song for your soul? -
44:45 - 44:47All right, shoot!
-
44:47 - 44:49Girls!
-
44:50 - 44:55Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka, my love,
-
44:55 - 45:00In the garden grew malinka,
malinka, my love! -
45:07 - 45:12I heard it a thousand times.
Don't they know anything else? -
45:12 - 45:16Certainly they do.
Come on, girls! -
45:17 - 45:22Malinka, malinka, malinka, my love...
-
45:22 - 45:27That's the same song, isn't it?
-
45:27 - 45:35No, kalinka and malinka
are different berries. -
45:35 - 45:38The berries may be different,
but the song is the same. -
45:38 - 45:42- I want something new!
- There is something new. -
45:43 - 45:46- What is it?
- A brand-new drowned man. -
45:46 - 45:49Bring him in now!
-
45:49 - 45:54Come on, beauties,
dress me quickly -
45:54 - 45:58and make me look handsome!
-
46:36 - 46:38Newly drowned Vassya!
-
46:40 - 46:42Come in, do not fear.
-
46:49 - 46:50Hello there!
-
46:53 - 46:55I salute you,
Your Humidity! -
46:56 - 46:59Hello.
When were you drowned? -
46:59 - 47:02- Just today.
- Thank you for that. -
47:02 - 47:07- That's just great!
- At your service, sire! -
47:07 - 47:11Welcome, drowned Vassya!
-
47:12 - 47:17- Go on, entertain me.
- How should I entertain you? -
47:17 - 47:21The way you do it on land,
you do it now. -
47:22 - 47:25- Can you sing?
- Sure thing! -
47:25 - 47:27Well, go ahead!
-
47:32 - 47:35Kalinka, kalinka...
-
47:38 - 47:44- Hold it! When were you drowned?
- Today. -
47:44 - 47:47And you sing as if it were
ages back. -
47:48 - 47:53Don't you know
more recent songs? -
47:53 - 47:54I do.
-
47:55 - 47:56Sing, then.
-
47:58 - 48:02- Malinka, malinka, malinka...
- Stop it! -
48:02 - 48:07So they can't write a new song
up there on land? -
48:13 - 48:16Then I'll make up one myself!
-
48:16 - 48:19Not an earthly song,
but a watery song. -
48:29 - 48:31Here, I've got it!
-
48:31 - 48:35Sardinka, sardinka, sardinka,
my love! -
48:36 - 48:38oh my, its catchy!
-
48:38 - 48:41Help, I'm drowning!
-
48:43 - 48:46Sardinka, sardinka, sardinka,
my love! -
48:47 - 48:50In the garden grew malinka,
malinka, my love! -
48:51 - 48:54- What's this?
- A book. -
48:55 - 48:58- What for?
- To read it. -
48:59 - 49:03- What does it mean?
- I can show you. -
49:03 - 49:05Go ahead, show.
-
49:07 - 49:09Sit down, all!
-
49:11 - 49:14once upon a time,
in a certain country, -
49:14 - 49:17there lived
a mighty great man, -
49:17 - 49:20the terror of the criminals,
by name of Sherlock Holmes. -
49:22 - 49:26Whenever thieves stole something,
a cow from a peasant, -
49:26 - 49:30or a fish from a fisherman,
he always found it. -
49:30 - 49:32Smart guy!
-
49:32 - 49:37- What if they stole a pearl?
- He sure'd found it. -
49:37 - 49:41Go on reading.
-
49:41 - 49:44And the thieves decided
to put the man to an awful death. -
49:46 - 49:50They lured
this good man into a cave, -
49:50 - 49:55tied his hands and feet and
put'm on a barrel of gun powder. -
49:57 - 50:01- And what happened?
- I won't read for free. -
50:01 - 50:06You'll get your reward,
just go on reading. -
50:06 - 50:09- What will be the reward?
- Whatever you want! -
50:09 - 50:13You may have a bag of pearls,
or even a whale. -
50:13 - 50:18Tell me, how many maidens
you have as prisoners? -
50:19 - 50:21- How many?
- Ten. -
50:22 - 50:24- Ten.
- Your Humidity... -
50:27 - 50:30And one more.
You may choose anyone. -
50:30 - 50:35I've already chosen one.
I'm engaged. -
50:36 - 50:39We're also engaged
at home, on land. -
50:39 - 50:42Let us go free.
-
50:47 - 50:53I want you to let them all go,
or I shall not read to you. -
50:53 - 50:54- All of them?
- All of them! -
51:09 - 51:14Oh goodbye, farewell,
fair girl. -
51:16 - 51:20To have no more dreams is
your toll. -
51:22 - 51:27You will never see sun again,
-
51:29 - 51:34You'll not run barefoot in rain.
-
51:44 - 51:49The good Sea King,
our sincere greetings to you. -
51:49 - 51:53At the agreement we arrived,
and the contract we signed -
51:53 - 51:57that from the evils of the sea
our land will be free. -
51:58 - 52:06Accept our sacrifice,
Praskovya, girl sweet and nice. -
52:39 - 52:43Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka, my love,
-
52:44 - 52:48In the garden grew malinka,
malinka, my love! -
53:11 - 53:13Has the Sea King let you go?
-
53:13 - 53:16It was Vassya who rescued us.
-
53:16 - 53:21- What Vassya?
- You'll find out soon. -
53:28 - 53:30Drowned Vassya.
-
53:32 - 53:34- Read.
- No, I won't. -
53:34 - 53:37But I let all the beauties
go free. -
53:37 - 53:43- What about me?
- Who will read to me, then? -
53:43 - 53:46- You can read yourself.
- I don't know how. -
53:46 - 53:48- I'll teach you.
- You silly. -
53:48 - 53:52- How are you going to teach me?
- The way I was taught. -
53:53 - 53:58What a joke! It's certainly
much harder to teach a king. -
53:59 - 54:01I've managed to teach a goat.
-
54:02 - 54:04To teach you is no big deal.
-
54:04 - 54:06Well, if even a goat...
-
54:07 - 54:11Let's try.
But I doubt it very much. -
54:11 - 54:14- This is "Be".
- Be. -
54:15 - 54:17- And this is "Me".
- Me. -
54:27 - 54:32And the chieftain...
-
54:33 - 54:38shot at Sherlock Holmes.
-
54:40 - 54:42Don't be afraid.
-
54:42 - 54:44Read on.
-
54:50 - 54:52Got stuck!
-
54:52 - 54:54His gun got stuck!
-
54:57 - 55:00- D'you know Sadko, the hero?
- Sadko? -
55:02 - 55:04I'm giving you Sadko's jacket!
-
55:04 - 55:06- Your Humidity...
- Don't argue with me! -
55:06 - 55:08One doesn't argue with a king.
-
55:19 - 55:23He's a real Sadko. Typical!
-
55:25 - 55:29Let's sit down for the road.
-
55:33 - 55:37Vassya, will you please
get drowned again some day. -
55:38 - 55:41- What for?
- We could read and chat. -
55:43 - 55:46Goodbye, the drowned Vassya!
-
55:49 - 55:52I hate to let you go!
-
55:56 - 55:59I'm going to have
those "crowned dumps" again. -
56:00 - 56:04Your Humidity, take care,
lighten up! -
56:04 - 56:06Goodbye, Vassya!
-
56:06 - 56:10- Three, two, one!
- Go! -
56:26 - 56:29He didn't burn in the flames.
-
56:29 - 56:32He got away from the water!
-
56:32 - 56:37- Dimwits! D'you know your duty?
- We do! -
56:37 - 56:40Go do your evil!
-
57:15 - 57:19- Your Gracious Majesty!
- Your Grandiose Majesty! -
57:19 - 57:21Your Elegant Majesty!
-
57:21 - 57:23There is a chosen one!
-
57:23 - 57:26- For your...
- Loveliest. -
57:34 - 57:36Eureka!
-
57:36 - 57:37- So handsome!
- Don't croak! -
57:37 - 57:38Don't let him get away!
-
57:38 - 57:40- Who is the king around here?
- You are the king. -
57:46 - 57:48Where are you going?
-
57:50 - 57:53Don't get scared, Vassya.
-
57:53 - 57:57- That's not a battle call.
- That's a respectful roll call. -
58:17 - 58:21Who rescued our daughters
from the Sea King? -
58:22 - 58:26Question mark
and exclamation mark. -
58:27 - 58:32The man of great deeds,
the man who succeeds. -
58:36 - 58:39So, by our Majesty's wish,
-
58:40 - 58:48Vassya will I name
the strongest, -
58:50 - 58:52the wisest,
-
58:53 - 58:55the modestly humblest!
-
58:58 - 59:00- What d'you want?
- The handsomest. -
59:00 - 59:01- Stupid girl!
- Stupid but lovely. -
59:02 - 59:03Just like her father.
-
59:05 - 59:07And the handsomest!
-
59:09 - 59:13So be it!
Period. -
59:13 - 59:17- Excellent, my king!
- I really tried, my queen! -
59:51 - 59:54He is ready.
-
59:59 - 60:02They are not so vile,
-
60:02 - 60:04my varlets servile.
-
60:07 - 60:11He is ready to be wed.
-
60:12 - 60:14Thank you!
You've done it well! -
60:20 - 60:23He's now on a hookie,
our Vassya, silly rookie! -
60:26 - 60:30There's no other way
but to marry, right this day! -
60:32 - 60:36C'mon, Kaschei, dance!
Don't stand in a trance! -
60:40 - 60:44Aren't they crass,
those pipes of brass! -
60:48 - 60:51Fame and notoriety,
sweet poison-iviety! -
61:11 - 61:13- What's this?
- Wise Chamber. -
61:13 - 61:18- Meaning?
- The place where wise men think. -
61:19 - 61:22Check it, the wisest of all,
if they think right. -
61:22 - 61:25Why not?
-
61:25 - 61:28Hail to the wisest!
-
61:37 - 61:40Explain it to me,
you venerated wise men, -
61:41 - 61:44what are you pondering upon?
-
61:44 - 61:49We're debating
this piece of wood! -
61:49 - 61:51What's the problem?
-
61:51 - 61:56The issue is where this stick
begins and where it ends. -
61:56 - 62:00Let's presume it begins at left
and ends at right. -
62:00 - 62:03- Right.
- No, it's not right! -
62:05 - 62:10Suppose I turn
this stick around. -
62:10 - 62:17Now the end is the beginning,
and the beginning is the end. -
62:17 - 62:20- Right.
- Right. -
62:24 - 62:28And each time we make
this stick experiment -
62:29 - 62:32we get the same result.
-
62:32 - 62:36There's no end to this stick.
-
62:36 - 62:40So, scientifically, it means
-
62:45 - 62:49that the stick is infinite.
-
62:50 - 62:51Heresy!
-
62:55 - 63:01Ancient philosophers say
that a stick is double-edged. -
63:03 - 63:08So, we've got two ends!
But no beginning. -
63:09 - 63:12Therefore, the stick
is something infinite! -
63:30 - 63:34Stop them. I wish to speak.
-
63:34 - 63:37Silence, wise men!
-
63:38 - 63:42The Wisest desires to speak!
-
63:47 - 63:49How long have you been arguing?
-
63:49 - 63:52- Thirty years,
- Three years and three days. -
63:52 - 63:53Exactly.
-
63:54 - 64:00Too long.
Let's make a knot approach... -
64:00 - 64:03This stick grew in the forest.
-
64:03 - 64:08It's root was in the ground,
and the head reached to the sun. -
64:09 - 64:13So, it starts here
and ends there. -
64:13 - 64:16- A genius!
- Extraordinary! -
64:16 - 64:20- Miraculous!
- Hail the wisest of all! -
64:32 - 64:40In the spring a birch tree preened,
-
64:41 - 64:47Put on a habit of the green.
-
64:50 - 64:56Looking in the lake's reflection,
-
64:58 - 65:04Wondered at its own perfection.
-
65:07 - 65:13In the fall the birch is sad,
-
65:16 - 65:22Drooping low its proud head,
-
65:25 - 65:31Shedding leaves, like gold tears,
-
65:34 - 65:40on a cold wave of the mere.
-
65:45 - 65:50Don't you worry, little mouse,
Whitey will find Vassya. -
65:52 - 65:56Evertyhing'll be fine, silly.
-
66:19 - 66:20Vassya!
-
66:35 - 66:41See how faithful your Vassya is?
-
66:47 - 66:53So, Alyona, you'd better
marry me, the immortal one! -
66:59 - 67:02I will never marry you!
-
68:09 - 68:13Glory to our wisest!
-
68:13 - 68:17Glory to our humblest!
-
68:22 - 68:26- Your liver!
- I meant it for you, dear. -
68:34 - 68:38Glory to our nicest!
-
68:39 - 68:42Glory to our handsomest!
-
68:52 - 68:55Kiss the bride!
-
68:55 - 68:58Kiss the bride!
-
69:01 - 69:02Vassya!
-
69:04 - 69:07- Alyonushka!
-
69:07 - 69:10- Who is Alyonushka?
- My bride. -
69:13 - 69:16- And what am I, then?
- I'm sorry, Princess. -
69:16 - 69:17Let's go!
-
69:19 - 69:22What is it? Catch him!
-
69:44 - 69:47Grab him! Surround him!
-
70:51 - 70:54- A stick is double-edged!
- It's infinite! -
70:59 - 71:03For insulting
my royal daughter -
71:05 - 71:09the perpetrator
is to be dismembered, -
71:09 - 71:12impaled and then hanged!
-
71:14 - 71:17Daddy has a bad liver!
-
71:17 - 71:23When I was a young dandy,
I played the field a-plenty, see? -
71:31 - 71:32Whitey.
-
71:56 - 72:00- How much have you imbibed, dear?
- I tried hard, my dear. -
72:01 - 72:03Too hard, my dear.
-
72:06 - 72:14Lilies of the valley,
In May I dilly- dally... -
72:23 - 72:27Dear, dear forest guest,
want a flower, our best? -
72:27 - 72:31I need no flower,
I need Kaschei. -
72:31 - 72:34Not so loud.
-
72:35 - 72:40- Where can I find Kaschei?
- I ask questions here. -
72:40 - 72:43Mommy will be asking questions,
you answer, and not very loud. -
72:43 - 72:48- Have you gone through fire?
- I have. -
72:49 - 72:52- Water?
- I may say I've splashed through. -
72:52 - 72:54- It means you have.
- Don't butt in. -
72:55 - 73:00- And the brass pipes?
- I barely managed. -
73:00 - 73:02Awesome!
-
73:02 - 73:05Are you looking for Alyona now?
-
73:05 - 73:07Yes, for my Alyonushka.
-
73:08 - 73:11It's hard to find her, my lad.
-
73:11 - 73:13Kaschei isn't easily to be had.
-
73:13 - 73:18A magic egg his life can erase,
the egg is in a precious case. -
73:18 - 73:21The case's under an oak, alas,
all covered with moss and grass. -
73:22 - 73:25If you get the egg...
-
73:26 - 73:28- You got it?
- I got it. -
73:29 - 73:31Good boy!
-
73:34 - 73:38As soon as you cross
the edge of the enchanted woods, -
73:38 - 73:44the spirits will start hissing,
but don't be scared. -
73:45 - 73:49Go onwards,
but walk backwards. -
73:49 - 73:55As you come across the oak tree,
take six steps to the left. -
73:56 - 74:00That's where Kaschei' death
is hidden. -
74:01 - 74:03But don't dare look back.
-
74:03 - 74:07- Why not?
- You'll turn to a stone! -
74:08 - 74:11Thank you, Babas,
thank you, Yagas. -
74:11 - 74:13Don't mention it.
I'm doing it for my daughter. -
74:14 - 74:16A tooth for a tooth. Here it is.
-
74:16 - 74:20The other one she wore out
because of Kaschei, the traitor. -
74:21 - 74:25Don't snivel. And you, go.
-
74:28 - 74:32If you look back, you'll be
petrified. -
74:35 - 74:37Mommy!
-
74:38 - 74:43Oh, my child,
my darling, weird child. -
75:08 - 75:11My loyal valets,
my hypocritical valets. -
76:07 - 76:09Hold it!
-
76:11 - 76:12Keep your hands off!
-
76:16 - 76:19- Vassya, be humane!
- Humane? -
76:20 - 76:23Give me the egg.
I'll make you rich! -
76:23 - 76:27- Believe me.
- I'll never believe you! -
76:32 - 76:37- Dropped dead, His Immortality.
- Joined all the immortals. -
76:37 - 76:40Who shall we serve now?
-
76:41 - 76:43Him, Vassya!
-
76:52 - 76:55Oh, Boonie!
-
77:18 - 77:19Alyonushka!
-
77:40 - 77:41Vassya!
-
77:48 - 77:51Let's get out
of this accursed lair. -
78:10 - 78:14- Glory to the strongest!
- Glory to the wisest! -
78:16 - 78:18Glory to the handsomest!
-
78:18 - 78:19Let's go!
-
78:33 - 78:35Whitey!
-
79:02 - 79:04Alyonushka!
-
79:31 - 79:33Vassya! Alyonushka!
-
80:03 - 80:06- Why did you do that?
- It was an accident. -
80:09 - 80:12- An accident?
- Yes. -
80:18 - 80:22When Alyona and Vassya got united,
-
80:23 - 80:27all were to the wedding invited:
-
80:27 - 80:31singers, dancers, fire fighters,
-
80:31 - 80:36with the only exclusion of pipers.
-
80:38 - 80:42The guests did dine,
the guests did wine. -
80:42 - 80:50Even the goat was in her glory.
-
80:51 - 80:56That's the end of our story.
- Title:
- Огонь, вода и медные трубы (1967) Полная версия
- Description:
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Герой фильма как-то отправляется в лес, чтобы жечь уголь. И там, на полянке, ему повстречалась Аленушка, которая пасла своего козленка. Но слуги Кащея Бессмертного похитили девушку прямо на глазах у Васи. В поисках возлюбленной Вася в буквальном смысле проходит сквозь огонь и воду. Но труднее всего устоять перед медными трубами, перед сверкающим сиянием славы...
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Жанр: Фильм-сказка
Производство: Киностудия им. М. Горького
Год выпуска: 1967
Продолжительность: 01:20:58Режиссёр: Александр Роу
Сценарий: Николай Эрдман, Михаил Вольпин
Оператор: Дмитрий Суренский
Композитор: Николай Будашкин
Художник: Арсений КлопотовскийВ ролях:
Наталья Седых, Алексей Катышев, Георгий Милляр, Вера Алтайская, Лев Потемкин, Александр Хвыля, Анатолий Кубацкий, Леонид Харитонов, Муза Крепкогорская, Алексей Смирнов, Павел Павленко, Аркадий Цинман, Зоя Василькова, Михаил Пуговкин, Лидия Королева, Инга Будкевич, Татьяна Барышева, Тамара Носова, Андрей Файт, Анастасия Зуева, Валентин Брылеев, Петр Галаджев, Георгий Георгиу, Эдуард Изотов, Маргарита Корабельникова, Ирина Мурзаева, Николай Романов, Зинаида Воркуль, Зоя Толбузина, Ксения Козьмина, Е. Браверман, Вера ПетроваКатегории:
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Военные http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1kQvaCXYUhM7exUqbKMbSIWNuCatmJNt
Драмы http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1kQvaCXYUhMp-GMpPiBKfgS7yc-0recW - Video Language:
- Russian
- Duration:
- 01:20:59
Michael Booth edited English subtitles for Огонь, вода и медные трубы (1967) Полная версия |