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I want to tell you how to keep your levels
of insanity high
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the first way is when lunchtime comes
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go to your car
put on your sunglasses
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and take your hairdryer
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and point the hair dryer
at cars coming by and see if they slow down
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another way is when you go to a restaurant
order diet water
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I like to have diet water
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and then when you go to an ATM machine
and you make your transaction
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when the transaction comes out scream
I won! I won!
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you know..be very excited about it
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and when you go to an opera
of any language
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no matter what language it is
or songs are
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sing very out loud and the opera
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they'll say who is this guy
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another top noch way to keep your level of insanity high
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swing into the pharmacy
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and when you buy condoms
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go to the counter
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and ask where the fitting room is.
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