I want to tell you how to keep your levels of insanity high
the first way is when lunchtime comes
go to your car put on your sunglasses
and take your hairdryer
and point the hair dryer at cars coming by and see if they slow down
another way is when you go to a restaurant order diet water
I like to have diet water
and then when you go to an ATM machine and you make your transaction
when the transaction comes out scream I won! I won!
you know..be very excited about it
and when you go to an opera of any language
no matter what language it is or songs are
sing very out loud and the opera
they'll say who is this guy
another top noch way to keep your level of insanity high
swing into the pharmacy
and when you buy condoms
go to the counter
and ask where the fitting room is.