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I want to tell you how to keep your levels[br]of insanity high

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the first way is when lunchtime comes

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go to your car[br]put on your sunglasses

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and take your hairdryer

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and point the hair dryer[br]at cars coming by and see if they slow down

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another way is when you go to a restaurant [br]order diet water

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I like to have diet water

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and then when you go to an ATM machine [br]and you make your transaction

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when the transaction comes out scream[br]I won! I won!

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you know..be very excited about it

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and when you go to an opera[br]of any language

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no matter what language it is[br]or songs are

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sing very out loud and the opera

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they'll say who is this guy

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another top noch way to keep your level of insanity high

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swing into the pharmacy

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and when you buy condoms

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go to the counter

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and ask where the fitting room is.