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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.48,0:00:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to tell you how to keep your levels\Nof insanity high
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.44,0:00:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first way is when lunchtime comes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.97,0:00:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go to your car\Nput on your sunglasses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.27,0:00:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take your hairdryer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and point the hair dryer\Nat cars coming by and see if they slow down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.77,0:00:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another way is when you go to a restaurant \Norder diet water
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to have diet water
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.14,0:00:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then when you go to an ATM machine \Nand you make your transaction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.22,0:00:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the transaction comes out scream\NI won! I won!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.22,0:00:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know..be very excited about it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when you go to an opera\Nof any language
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.12,0:00:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no matter what language it is\Nor songs are
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.74,0:00:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sing very out loud and the opera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.05,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll say who is this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.59,0:00:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another top noch way to keep your level of insanity high
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.50,0:00:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swing into the pharmacy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.16,0:00:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when you buy condoms
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.55,0:00:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go to the counter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.35,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ask where the fitting room is.