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# Michael's Safety Training Demonstration - The Office US

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    - Hey guys, listen up.
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    Michael is up on the roof
    and acting strange.
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    - Whoa.
    What's the situation?
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    - Unshun. I think he's suffering from
    depression. Reshun.
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    - Okay, when's the shunning
    thing gonna end?
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    - Unshun. Never. Reshun.
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    I think he wants you all to come out
    to the parking lot and watch him die.
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    - Is it nice outside?
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    - It's gorgeous. Let's go.
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    - Do I need my jacket?
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    - No, really it's very nice.
    Come on.
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    - Will I be too warm
    in a long-sleeved tee.
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    - Everyone's gonna be fine
    in exactly what they're wearing.
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    Let's go.
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    Let's go.
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    Come on hurry up
    you guys.
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    - My life.
    Oh my life.
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    - Michael what's wrong?
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    - Everything's wrong.
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    The stress of my modern office has
    caused me to go into a depression.
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    (speaking through a megaphone)
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    - Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word
    for feeling bummed out?
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    - Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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    Depression is a very serious illness.
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    Over 32 thousand people commit suicide
    every year.
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    According to a 2004 study.
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    - Is that the last year
    that data was available?
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    - Yes. My head is in such
    pain and turmoil.
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    - Don't do anything rash.
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    - Dwight where are the warehouse
    guys?
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    - I didn't...
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    I did't think you needed them
    for this part.
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    - Okay. That's --
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    - You said to just --
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    - That's the whole point, dummy.
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    - Okay, I'm on it.
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    - Okay.
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    - Attention blue collar workers.
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    - What are the odds that this is in
    any way real?
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    - I'd say like, ten thousand to one.
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    - Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.
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    If someone gives you ten thousand to one
    on anything, you take it.
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    If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar
    I am going to be a very rich dude.
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    - Michael is up on the roof and he's
    acting strange.
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    - Oh my life.
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    - Michael what's wrong?
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    - Everything is wrong, Dwight.
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    The stress of my modern office has made
    me depressed.
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    - Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy
    word for feeling bummed out.
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    - Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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    - Well, you know, the first performance
    was a little off.
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    But I really think they hit they're
    stride in the second show.
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    I might even bring my parents
    tomorrow to the matinée.
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    [Michael] And that is why I am going
    to jump off this roof.
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    - Excuse me, it's my favorite part.
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    (music)
Title:
# Michael's Safety Training Demonstration - The Office US
Description:

Un-shun... Re-shun

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:02

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