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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.68,0:00:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey guys, listen up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.82,0:00:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael is up on the roof\Nand acting strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.46,0:00:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa.\NWhat's the situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.48,0:00:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Unshun. I think he's suffering from\Ndepression. Reshun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, when's the shunning\Nthing gonna end?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Unshun. Never. Reshun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he wants you all to come out\Nto the parking lot and watch him die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.22,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is it nice outside?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's gorgeous. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.84,0:00:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do I need my jacket?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.89,0:00:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, really it's very nice.\NCome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.15,0:00:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Will I be too warm\Nin a long-sleeved tee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.81,0:00:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everyone's gonna be fine\Nin exactly what they're wearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.22,0:00:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.70,0:00:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.30,0:00:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on hurry up\Nyou guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.75,0:00:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My life.\NOh my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.26,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michael what's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everything's wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.54,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The stress of my modern office has\Ncaused me to go into a depression.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.34,0:00:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking through a megaphone)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.09,0:01:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word\Nfor feeling bummed out?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.79,0:01:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dwight, you ignorant slut.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.48,0:01:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depression is a very serious illness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.59,0:01:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over 32 thousand people commit suicide\Nevery year.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.45,0:01:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to a 2004 study.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.05,0:01:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is that the last year\Nthat data was available?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.30,0:01:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes. My head is in such\Npain and turmoil.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.24,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't do anything rash.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dwight where are the warehouse \Nguys?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.68,0:01:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I didn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.95,0:01:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did't think you needed them\Nfor this part.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.12,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay. That's --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You said to just --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.97,0:01:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the whole point, dummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.35,0:01:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, I'm on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.56,0:01:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.03,0:01:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Attention blue collar workers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.48,0:01:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are the odds that this is in\Nany way real?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.63,0:01:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'd say like, ten thousand to one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.24,0:01:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone gives you ten thousand to one\Non anything, you take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.73,0:02:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar\NI am going to be a very rich dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.04,0:02:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michael is up on the roof and he's \Nacting strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.15,0:02:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.51,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Michael what's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everything is wrong, Dwight.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.24,0:02:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The stress of my modern office has made\Nme depressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.31,0:02:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy\Nword for feeling bummed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.10,0:02:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dwight, you ignorant slut.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.78,0:02:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, you know, the first performance\Nwas a little off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.44,0:02:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I really think they hit they're \Nstride in the second show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.32,0:02:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might even bring my parents \Ntomorrow to the matinée.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.62,0:02:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael] And that is why I am going\Nto jump off this roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.37,0:02:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excuse me, it's my favorite part.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.20,0:02:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)