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See, this is why I started the game now.
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Because I think we just get thrown right in -
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Oh my god, we actually just get
thrown right into it.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So, uh...
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First thing that I notice, I'm short.
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Already at a disadvantage.
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Like, look at how big this
backpack is next to me, so...
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Mmkay. I'll figure it out.
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Oh, hello!
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I just had to look down.
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Okay.
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Wait, can I - Okay.
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Oh, okay, good.
I can pause it.
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One second, uh...
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Do they not have...
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Do they have captions in this?
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Does anyone know?
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Look at my resolution.
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Do they have subtitles in this?
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Audio...
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They do not, I don't think.
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Okay. That's fine.
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They're in the game? Oh.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's on the book. Wait.
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It's on the book. I'm an idiot.
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Okay, sorry.
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Sorry. It's in the book.
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I'm really stupid.
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I heard text and then I was
expecting it to show up
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at, like, the bottom.
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It's in the book. Okay.
That makes a lot more sense.
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Okay, sorry, sorry.
I'll stop.
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The house, okay.
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That makes so much more sense.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, Shift is zoom. Okay.
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And so is Ctrl.
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Alright.
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Isn't that the house from
Hello Neighbor?
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Oh, sorry. Okay.
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Wasn't allowed inside half the rooms.
Okay, that sucks.
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I'm 98% sure that's just the house
from Hello Neighbor.
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Ooh, mailbox.
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What's going on here?
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Oh.
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[laughs]
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I mean, if we still have the house,
they must not have been that bad.
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You know. We're fine. We're good.
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"Could you turn it up?" Okay.
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I will turn up the game. Alright.
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Wait, how do I -
okay, there we are.
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Alright, cool.
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Okay.
Sorry to hear that.
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Oh, there go the - okay.
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Alright.
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Hey, thank you for the ten Tier 1s
right after the -
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Okay.
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I do like the way that they're
doing the words.
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Oh?
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Okay, do I go down here,
or up there?
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Okay, a choice,
I'm gonna go this way.
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I swear, if text pops up
that just say "wrong way",
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I started to go the completely
wrong direction.
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I'm gonna be really upset.
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The game is loud. Okay.
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Wait, okay.
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Okay.
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Everyone's saying "down".
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Well, guess what?
I went up.
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Alright?
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Oh, deer!
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Wait - no, am I -?
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I'm right about that.
That is a deer.
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Okay.
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Where'd that deer -
how'd that deer...?
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How'd that deer just, like, run?
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Did it like, jump?
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just...
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I'm really confused.
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Uh-huh?
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You inherited a whole house?
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That's awesome! What?
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If I inherited a house...
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Okay.
No, I'm sorry, but, like,
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a whole house?
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Renovate it and then live in it,
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or sell it or something, especially
when it looks like that.
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I'm gonna be real, a little bit of it
is impractical, but...
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It's fine.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry,
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I'm really just being an idiot
in, like, a...
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You know when you watch, like,
a movie -
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Oh, sorry.
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Okay.
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It's like, you know when you
watch a movie with your friends,
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and then there's just
one person that just never shuts up.
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That's just what I'm doing right now.
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That is just exactly what I'm doing
right now.
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Okay, I'm sorry about that.
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I'm just gonna keep on -
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Oh, missing kid.
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Okay, Milton's missing.
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Is there anything in here?
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No, okay.
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I'm just not gonna shut up over this,
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and there's gonna be - oh.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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That's rough. Okay.
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I keep on getting interrupted
when I'm trying to - okay.
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But, like, it is a story game
after all, so.
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Oh, well, okay.
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Can I - oh, wait, can I look?
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Hello?
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Oh, yo, they've got one of those -
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They've got one of those, like,
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those old people things!
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You know?
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Look!
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They've got one of those old people things
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where they show it in the old
commercials
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where it just shows them slowly
going up the stairs.
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That's awesome.
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I've always wanted
one of those.
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You know? I wanted to get one
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in a one-story house.
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[laughs]
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You know, just having a railway system
in my house
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would just be awesome.
I would love that.
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I'd just get to sit down
and then just move everywhere.
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Be great.
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Y'all know what I'm talking about.
It's like the old commercial
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where it shows the old lady
slowly going up the stairs.
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I'm not old.
I just don't wanna walk.
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That's the thing.
I just don't wanna walk everywhere.
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Like, in my house.
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Okay.
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Okay, we're fine.
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Oh? Hello?
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Oh, am I just crawling in?
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Okay.
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That's fair.
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Okay.
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Stop calling me old.
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I'm 18.
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It's not bad, okay?
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That's not a bad thing.
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My body's already deteriorating.
Alright.
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Light switch.
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Why? Okay.
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Doesn't a - no.
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Oh, okay, what?
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First time in years, what?
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Oh, that's nice.
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I'm happy for you, Edith.
You're Edith, right?
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I'm Edith, right?
Oh, nevermind.
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Okay, sorry.
Sorry about that.
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That pot's looking at me odd. Okay.
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Alright.
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[laughs]
Okay.
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What is this?
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Oh my god.
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Gonna make an apple pie using salmon.
That's just awful. Okay.
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And then this?
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That's fair.
I've been there.
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I have been there,
where only one restaurant delivers,
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so it's all you have.
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I have had the same -
whenever I order something now
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from my food place,
I always get the same sandwich.
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Like, they're sick -
oh, sorry.
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Okay.
Why'd you leave?
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Okay.
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Alright.
I need to stop talking so much.
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I don't know -
I'm just in a very talkative mood right now.
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So I feel like I need to talk,
but then that's, like,
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the worst thing for a story game.
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That's the worst thing to do
for a story game.
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I should listen and take in the story,
but instead I'm just like,
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" Oh yeah, I remember when I did that!"
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Not the bomb part,
but the ordering food part.
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Oh.
Okay.
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So we have a grandma.
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We have a brother that works
at the cannery.
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Okay.
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Again, these pots are just
looking at me weird.
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I keep on having a double take
every single time
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I look at one of these things.
Alright.
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Oh.
That's uncomfortable.
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Ooh.
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The house sank?
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There go the - wait -
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Hold on.
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The house sank?
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"Flood"? That's -
I wouldn't call it the house sinking.
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Oh, wait, did it break off
and fall into the sea?
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Is that what happened?
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I wanna know how the house sank.
That's the real mystery here.
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You know?
That's what I wanna know.
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Okay, in here?
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Oh, okay. Alright.
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Honestly, all things considered,
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I'd live in a house like this.
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I like the books everywhere,
despite, like, I never read.
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I would live in a place like this.
I would, you know?
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Alright, what's in here?
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Oh, wait, whoops.
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Wait, no, go back to it.
Go back.
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Aw.
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Oh. Okay.
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Okay, we're learning more.
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So the house was built by the grandpa.
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The grandma was gonna be put
in a nursing home,
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and then everyone was like, "No."
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Brother works at the cannery.
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And that's what we've got so far.
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That's your Ranboo Story Lore Recap.
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And also, everyone else
is just gone, apparently.
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Oh, is that me?
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Which one is me?
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Kinda looks like a young
Marty McFly in the middle.
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I don't know if it's, like,
the jacket, but.
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Alright. We'll figure it out.
Alright.
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Oh, that's cool.
Okay.
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Oh, what's this?
Can I see?
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Hello?
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Oh...
[nervous laughter]
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okay.
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I am not going in the
library then.
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[laughter]
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Okay.
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[laughs]
Can't riff off of that one.
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That one's just sad.
Alright.
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Oh, okay.
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Alright.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's see.
Let's look into everyone's room.
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Okay, so we have another person now.
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So the brother is missing.
I don't know if it's the can brother
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or the not-can brother.
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I'm not sure.
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So he was, like, missing.
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This girl died in 1947.
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Grandma, nursing home.
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Grandfather built the house.
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Other person just drilled holes
in everything.
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Okay.
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Oh, Molly was ten.
Oh, that's really - that's...
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That's really sad, actually.
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Oh, what's this?
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Okay.
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Will this work?
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Oh!
It works!
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Okay.
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I gotta, like, move my arm up.
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Okay.
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Whoa.
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So it's just...
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Okay.
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Did you have a plan?
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Okay.
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Oh, we're in the room!
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So we're in Molly's room now.
Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's actually great.
I would do that.
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Alright.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So Edie is another person.
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Someone in chat just said
"Prepare for a trip."
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Kinda worried.
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Oh, that's really sad.
Okay.
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Let's see what this is all about.
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Oh.
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I don't like that that is highlighted.
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I don't like the fact that that is
highlighted.
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Can that no longer be
highlighted
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after the sentence "something to eat",
please?
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Oh, pumpkin. Okay.
I'll eat the pumpkin.
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Oh, the gerbil food.
Oh, thank god.
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Oh, thank god.
I thought we were gonna eat the gerbil.
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I... Oh.
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I thought we were - oh.
Gerbil food.
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I thought that we were
gonna eat the gerbil.
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I thought for a second
that it was just gonna
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put us right in there.
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Oh my god.
I need some water.
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I need some water after that.
My god.
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I got so worried
that we were gonna actually
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have to eat the gerbil.
Okay, let's eat this pumpkin, though.
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Oh, that's not a real pumpkin.
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That's true, actually.
Why would she have a pumpkin.
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Alright.
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So...
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So, mom, not the best.
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The gerbil food?
Don't mind if...
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Yeah, sure, eat the gerbil food.
Alright.
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Cool.
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Alright.
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Now back to sleep.
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Not back to sleep?
Oh, door's open.
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Okay.
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Let's see what's this.
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Oh no.
Oh, oh no.
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Oh, this is - oh.
Oh.
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Why - no.
Those aren't real.
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Those aren't real!
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Why would you eat those?
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Oh, that's no good.
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Why is the toothpaste high -
not the toothpaste.
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No, I'm not eating the tooth -
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Uh-huh.
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I swear to god if you eat the bird,
alright?
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If you eat the bird, I -
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oh, please don't eat the bird.
-
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Please don't eat the - nope.
Not eating the bird.
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Not eating the bird. Nope.
Not eating -
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not eating the bird.
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Nope.
How do I -
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I can - how do I get anything else -
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I have to have a snack somewhere
that is not a bird!
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Oh, oh god.
Oh no.
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Oh, I have to continue the story.
Oh, god.
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Oh, okay.
We're okay.
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Oh, no, don't go through.
Don't go through the window.
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Don't... What?
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What?
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Hello?
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Someone just said
"eat the toothpaste".
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I'm not gonna eat the toothpaste.
That'll kill me.
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Now I'm a cat for some reason.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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It's a dream?
Oh, okay. It's a dream.
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Oh, thank god.
It's okay.
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Yeah, it has to be a dream or something.
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[grunts]
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Ah, okay.
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I'm really confused.
-
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Okay.
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Okay, I gotta pounce.
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[grunts]
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Aw, it's not working.
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Okay, okay.
I can do this.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Okay, okay, how do I...
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How do I get up there?
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Okay, over there, I think.
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Then [grunts]
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Alright, so...
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I think I've accepted the fact -
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I think that we glossed over
the fact that I am now a cat
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a bit too quickly,
if I'm entirely honest.
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I'm still really confused
as to how that's happening.
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Very agile.
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That's interesting.
Gotcha!
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Oh.
Stupid bird.
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[grunts]
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Get over here.
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Yeah, see, I'm upset now.
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I'm upset.
"How did it happen?" I don't know.
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Ah, gotcha!
Oh...
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Yeah, I'm gonna -
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Oh, you've gotta be
kidding me.
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Uh-huh.
-
Not Synced
Okay.
-
Not Synced
Oh, okay!
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So it is gonna be eaten.
-
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Oh, that's lovely.
That's great.
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No, that's...
Okay. Okay.
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[grunts]
There we go.
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And now I'm an owl!
-
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Sure.
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Not Synced
Okay.
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I'm an owl now.
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Let's just accept that
and then move on.
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Rabbits!
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Come on! Get em!
Get em!
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Yeah!
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Oh, god.
-
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Yes!
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Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, my god -
oh, that is just going down the hatch.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
-
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Oh, no, you need to chew.
You need to chew.
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"Lore update?"
I don't know how to update this.
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I do not know how to update this,
I'm gonna be real.
-
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I do not know how to update this.
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Oh! A rabbit!
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A momma one!
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Die! Get em!
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Yeah!
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[laughs]
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This is awful.
-
Not Synced
Uh-oh. Stop eating.
-
Not Synced
Stop eating!
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Not Synced
And now you're a shark in the -
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okay.
-
Not Synced
[laughs]
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Not Synced
No!
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Not Synced
[laughs]
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Not Synced
[grunts]
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Wait, I can't move!
Wait -
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There we are.
Oh, sorry.
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Just lemme roll down this hill.
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[laughs]
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What the hell?
-
Not Synced
Whee!
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Ah, person!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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How do I go down?
How do I go down?
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Okay, this way.
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"Where did we go wrong"?
I don't know.
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Those berries did something, I think.
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Eat it.
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No! The seal!
-
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No!
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The seal!
-
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Get over here!
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I feel bad, but then I'm like,
" Oh yeah!"
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My thirst for blood
just outranks everything else right now.
-
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Oh!
Where'd you go?
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It's like, bruh!
-
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Come on.
Let me get you.
-
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I gotta get you.
Come on.
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You jumped out of the water?
-
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What the hell is this?
-
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I'm a...
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I am a singlar tentacle now.
-
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[laughs]
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Not Synced
I don't -
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okay.
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Not Synced
[laughs]
I don't -
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Not Synced
Sorry, I've just been silent for the
past thirty seconds
-
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because of this.
-
Not Synced
Okay.
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Not Synced
Where do I go?
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Not Synced
Oh, hello.
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Oh, I'm moving.
Okay.
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This is awful.
This is the worst sound -
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I'm gonna become a cannibal,
you say?
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This is perhaps the worst sound
that I have ever heard.
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Just in my life.
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Gonna eat people now.
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I'm gonna eat people.
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Yep, real quiet.
Yep, quiet.
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[triumphant shout]
Yes!
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I just ate a whole dude.
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I just ate a whole dude.
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Welcome, everyone.
Welcome to the stream, by the way.
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If you're first joining,
I ate some berries and now I'm a sea monster.
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So, you know, having a...
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I'm having a time.
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Okay.
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[sailor singing]
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Heh-heh-heh.
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I'm gonna getcha.
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Guys, I don't know how to -
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I do not know how to
commentate this.
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I am just a tentacle monster.
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[sailor shouts]
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I'm - I -
Okay, lets go.
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Lets just -
ah, you didn't see anything, buddy.
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You didn't hear anything either.
Alright, on my way.
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"You're not you when you're hungry."
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Okay, listen.
That was good.
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Alright, that one was good, but...
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[laughs]
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" You're not you when you're hungry"
is actually a perfect way
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to describe what's going on.
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[laughs]
Like, that is legitimately just a perfect way.
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Like "you're not you when you're hungry,
you're a giant tentacle monster
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with a thirst for blood!
Get 'em, boys!"
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Whoo!
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Alright.
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What was it?
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[gasps]
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Gonna go - oh...
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Into the pipe?
Alright.
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Oh!
That's not how toilets work!
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I am sure that there is a lot more
to that.
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I am fairly certain
that it is not just a drop down.
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Am I gonna eat...
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Am I gonna...
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Am I gonna eat mys...
Am I gonna eat mysel - ?
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Now, hold on.
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Am I...
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Am I going to eat myself?
Is that what is going to happen?
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[ominous music]
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna...
Okay.
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So I'm under my own bed.
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What happened there?
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What -
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What happened there?
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What... Wait.
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I'm really confused.
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Was it just poisoning?
Is that - ?
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Okay. Alright.
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She... So...
Died from getting eaten by herself.
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That is...
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That's... Definitely one of the ways
to go, I guess. Alright.
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Okay. Alright.
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Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
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Now, the thing is, right,
if it was really the berries,
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then why on earth - ?
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Okay. Thank you.
Anyway, I was talking, okay,
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so calm yourself,
wall text.
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Why would you have hallucinogenic
berries
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in a bathroom with a toddler?
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Right?
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Why would you, as a decorator,
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knowingly put edible,
hallucinogenic berries
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in a toddler's room,
and then not only that,
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but constantly send the toddler to bed
without dinner
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and then expect everything
to go okay?
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"She was ten?"
That's not a toddler?
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That is a toddler.
I would call ten a toddler.
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I would call ten a toddler.
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What is ten then?
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What is ten?
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No, tell me.
What is ten then?
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"A toddler is like, one to two
years old"?
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[laughs]
A child.
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I know it's a child!
But there's sub-categories.
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Fine, fine.
It was a child.
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My point still stands, alright?
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That is not the part that
we should be focusing on right now, alright?
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That is nowhere near the part
that we should be focusing on, okay?
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Alright? Oh -
[gasps]
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Wait, the cat...
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Oh, hello.
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Can I -
okay, I can't walk off.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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Okay, so this is the grandma
that we were like,
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" Let's put her in a home,"
and then, like, one person
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was like, " Let's put her in a home,"
and then the rest were like, not.
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So that's that one.
That's all I remember from this person.
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Is that great-grandma Edie?
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Is that her?
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Is that h - wait, no.
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I'm pretty sure...
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Wait, no.
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Wait, no, that is definitely not...
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Wait, no, it couldn't be -
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Is that great-grandma Edie?
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I can't tell.
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I'm gonna be real,
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I cannot tell.
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No? Are you sure?
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Are we 100% sure?
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Okay.
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It says Odin.
Oh my god!
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[laughs]
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I am so dumb!
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[laughs]
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I am so stupid!
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Actually!
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How do I...
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How on Earth do I function
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in society in general?
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I was looking up right here,
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there's a name right there,
and I'm just like,
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"Is that the grandma?"
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And then I look -
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all it took was thirty degrees down,
and then...
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Oh my god. Okay.