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See, this is why I started the game now.

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Because I think we just get thrown right in -

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Oh my god, we actually just get 
thrown right into it.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So, uh...

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First thing that I notice, I'm short.

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Already at a disadvantage.

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Like, look at how big this 
backpack is next to me, so...

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Mmkay. I'll figure it out.

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Oh, hello!

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I just had to look down.

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Okay.

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Wait, can I - Okay.

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Oh, okay, good. 
I can pause it.

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One second, uh...

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Do they not have...

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Do they have captions in this?

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Does anyone know?

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Look at my resolution.

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Do they have subtitles in this?

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Audio...

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They do not, I don't think.

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Okay. That's fine.

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They're in the game? Oh.

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Okay.

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Oh, it's on the book. Wait.

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It's on the book. I'm an idiot.

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Okay, sorry.

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Sorry. It's in the book.

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I'm really stupid.

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I heard text and then I was 
expecting it to show up

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at, like, the bottom.

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It's in the book. Okay. 
That makes a lot more sense.

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Okay, sorry, sorry. 
I'll stop.

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The house, okay.

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That makes so much more sense.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, Shift is zoom. Okay.

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And so is Ctrl.

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Alright.

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Isn't that the house from 
Hello Neighbor?

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Oh, sorry. Okay.

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Wasn't allowed inside half the rooms. 
Okay, that sucks.

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I'm 98% sure that's just the house 
from Hello Neighbor.

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Ooh, mailbox.

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What's going on here?

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Oh.

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[laughs]

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I mean, if we still have the house, 
they must not have been that bad.

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You know. We're fine. We're good.

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"Could you turn it up?" Okay.

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I will turn up the game. Alright.

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Wait, how do I - 
okay, there we are.

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Alright, cool.

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Okay. 
Sorry to hear that.

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Oh, there go the - okay.

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Alright.

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Hey, thank you for the ten Tier 1s 
right after the -

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Okay.

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I do like the way that they're 
doing the words.

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Oh?

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Okay, do I go down here, 
or up there?

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Okay, a choice, 
I'm gonna go this way.

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I swear, if text pops up 
that just say "wrong way",

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I started to go the completely 
wrong direction.

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I'm gonna be really upset.

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The game is loud. Okay.

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Wait, okay.

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Okay.

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Everyone's saying "down".

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Well, guess what? 
I went up.

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Alright?

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Oh, deer!

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Wait - no, am I -?

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I'm right about that. 
That is a deer.

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Okay.

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Where'd that deer - 
how'd that deer...?

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How'd that deer just, like, run?

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Did it like, jump? 
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just...

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I'm really confused.

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Uh-huh?

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You inherited a whole house?

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That's awesome! What?

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If I inherited a house...

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Okay. 
No, I'm sorry, but, like,

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a whole house?

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Renovate it and then live in it,

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or sell it or something, especially 
when it looks like that.

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I'm gonna be real, a little bit of it 
is impractical, but...

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It's fine.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry,

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I'm really just being an idiot 
in, like, a...

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You know when you watch, like, 
a movie -

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay.

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It's like, you know when you 
watch a movie with your friends,

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and then there's just 
one person that just never shuts up.

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That's just what I'm doing right now.

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That is just exactly what I'm doing 
right now.

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Okay, I'm sorry about that.

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I'm just gonna keep on -

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Oh, missing kid.

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Okay, Milton's missing.

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Is there anything in here?

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No, okay.

108
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I'm just not gonna shut up over this,

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and there's gonna be - oh.

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[laughs]

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Okay.

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Oh, I'm sorry about that.

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That's rough. Okay.

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I keep on getting interrupted 
when I'm trying to - okay.

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But, like, it is a story game 
after all, so.

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Oh, well, okay.

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Can I - oh, wait, can I look?

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Hello?

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Oh, yo, they've got one of those -

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They've got one of those, like,

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those old people things!

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You know?

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Look!

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They've got one of those old people things

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where they show it in the old 
commercials

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where it just shows them slowly 
going up the stairs.

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That's awesome.

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I've always wanted 
one of those.

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You know? I wanted to get one

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in a one-story house.

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[laughs]

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You know, just having a railway system 
in my house

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would just be awesome. 
I would love that.

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I'd just get to sit down 
and then just move everywhere.

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Be great.

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Y'all know what I'm talking about. 
It's like the old commercial

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where it shows the old lady 
slowly going up the stairs.

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I'm not old. 
I just don't wanna walk.

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That's the thing. 
I just don't wanna walk everywhere.

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Like, in my house.

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Okay.

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Okay, we're fine.

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Oh? Hello?

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Oh, am I just crawling in?

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Okay.

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That's fair.

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Okay.

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Stop calling me old.

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I'm 18.

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It's not bad, okay?

151
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That's not a bad thing.

152
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My body's already deteriorating. 
Alright.

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Light switch.

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Why? Okay.

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Doesn't a - no.

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Oh, okay, what?

157
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First time in years, what?

158
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Oh, that's nice.

159
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I'm happy for you, Edith. 
You're Edith, right?

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I'm Edith, right? 
Oh, nevermind.

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Okay, sorry. 
Sorry about that.

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That pot's looking at me odd. Okay.

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Alright.

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[laughs] 
Okay.

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What is this?

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Oh my god.

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Gonna make an apple pie using salmon. 
That's just awful. Okay.

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And then this?

169
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That's fair. 
I've been there.

170
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I have been there, 
where only one restaurant delivers,

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so it's all you have.

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I have had the same - 
whenever I order something now

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from my food place, 
I always get the same sandwich.

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Like, they're sick - 
oh, sorry.

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Okay. 
Why'd you leave?

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Okay.

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Alright. 
I need to stop talking so much.

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I don't know - 
I'm just in a very talkative mood right now.

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So I feel like I need to talk, 
but then that's, like,

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the worst thing for a story game.

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That's the worst thing to do 
for a story game.

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I should listen and take in the story, 
but instead I'm just like,

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" Oh yeah, I remember when I did that!"

184
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Not the bomb part, 
but the ordering food part.

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Oh. 
Okay.

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So we have a grandma.

187
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We have a brother that works 
at the cannery.

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Okay.

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Again, these pots are just 
looking at me weird.

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I keep on having a double take 
every single time

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I look at one of these things. 
Alright.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh. 
That's uncomfortable.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Ooh.

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The house sank?

195
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
There go the - wait -

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Hold on.

197
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The house sank?

198
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Flood"? That's - 
I wouldn't call it the house sinking.

199
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Oh, wait, did it break off 
and fall into the sea?

200
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is that what happened?

201
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I wanna know how the house sank. 
That's the real mystery here.

202
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You know? 
That's what I wanna know.

203
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, in here?

204
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, okay. Alright.

205
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Honestly, all things considered,

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I'd live in a house like this.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I like the books everywhere, 
despite, like, I never read.

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I would live in a place like this. 
I would, you know?

209
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright, what's in here?

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, wait, whoops.

211
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, no, go back to it. 
Go back.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Aw.

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Oh. Okay.

214
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, we're learning more.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So the house was built by the grandpa.

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The grandma was gonna be put 
in a nursing home,

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and then everyone was like, "No."

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Brother works at the cannery.

219
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And that's what we've got so far.

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That's your Ranboo Story Lore Recap.

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And also, everyone else 
is just gone, apparently.

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Oh, is that me?

223
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Which one is me?

224
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Kinda looks like a young 
Marty McFly in the middle.

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I don't know if it's, like, 
the jacket, but.

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Alright. We'll figure it out. 
Alright.

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Oh, that's cool.
Okay.

228
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, what's this? 
Can I see?

229
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Hello?

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Oh... 
[nervous laughter]

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okay.

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I am not going in the 
library then.

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[laughter]

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Okay.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs] 
Can't riff off of that one.

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That one's just sad. 
Alright.

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Oh, okay.

238
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Alright.

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Okay. Okay.

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Let's see. 
Let's look into everyone's room.

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Okay, so we have another person now.

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So the brother is missing. 
I don't know if it's the can brother

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or the not-can brother.

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I'm not sure.

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So he was, like, missing.

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This girl died in 1947.

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Grandma, nursing home.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Grandfather built the house.

249
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Other person just drilled holes
in everything.

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Okay.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, Molly was ten.
Oh, that's really - that's...

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That's really sad, actually.

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Oh, what's this?

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Okay.

255
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Will this work?

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh! 
It works!

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Okay.

258
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I gotta, like, move my arm up.

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Okay.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Whoa.

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99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So it's just...

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Okay.

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Did you have a plan?

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Okay.

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Oh, we're in the room!

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So we're in Molly's room now. 
Okay.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Oh, that's actually great. 
I would do that.

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Alright.

271
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Huh.

272
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

273
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

274
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So Edie is another person.

275
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Someone in chat just said 
"Prepare for a trip."

276
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Kinda worried.

277
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, that's really sad. 
Okay.

278
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Let's see what this is all about.

279
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh.

280
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I don't like that that is highlighted.

281
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I don't like the fact that that is 
highlighted.

282
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Can that no longer be 
highlighted

283
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
after the sentence "something to eat", 
please?

284
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, pumpkin. Okay. 
I'll eat the pumpkin.

285
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, the gerbil food. 
Oh, thank god.

286
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, thank god.
I thought we were gonna eat the gerbil.

287
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I... Oh.

288
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I thought we were - oh. 
Gerbil food.

289
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I thought that we were 
gonna eat the gerbil.

290
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I thought for a second 
that it was just gonna

291
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
put us right in there.

292
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh my god. 
I need some water.

293
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I need some water after that. 
My god.

294
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I got so worried 
that we were gonna actually

295
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
have to eat the gerbil. 
Okay, let's eat this pumpkin, though.

296
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, that's not a real pumpkin.

297
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That's true, actually. 
Why would she have a pumpkin.

298
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright.

299
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So...

300
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So, mom, not the best.

301
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
The gerbil food? 
Don't mind if...

302
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah, sure, eat the gerbil food. 
Alright.

303
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Cool.

304
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright.

305
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Now back to sleep.

306
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Not back to sleep? 
Oh, door's open.

307
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

308
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Let's see what's this.

309
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh no. 
Oh, oh no.

310
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, this is - oh. 
Oh.

311
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why - no. 
Those aren't real.

312
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Those aren't real!

313
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why would you eat those?

314
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, that's no good.

315
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why is the toothpaste high - 
not the toothpaste.

316
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No, I'm not eating the tooth -

317
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Uh-huh.

318
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I swear to god if you eat the bird, 
alright?

319
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
If you eat the bird, I -

320
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
oh, please don't eat the bird.

321
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Please don't eat the - nope. 
Not eating the bird.

322
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Not eating the bird. Nope. 
Not eating -

323
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
not eating the bird.

324
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Nope. 
How do I -

325
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I can - how do I get anything else -

326
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I have to have a snack somewhere 
that is not a bird!

327
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, oh god. 
Oh no.

328
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, I have to continue the story. 
Oh, god.

329
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, okay. 
We're okay.

330
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, no, don't go through. 
Don't go through the window.

331
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Don't... What?

332
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What?

333
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Hello?

334
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Someone just said 
"eat the toothpaste".

335
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm not gonna eat the toothpaste. 
That'll kill me.

336
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Now I'm a cat for some reason.

337
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

338
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

339
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It's a dream? 
Oh, okay. It's a dream.

340
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, thank god. 
It's okay.

341
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah, it has to be a dream or something.

342
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[grunts]

343
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Ah, okay.

344
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm really confused.

345
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

346
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, I gotta pounce.

347
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[grunts]

348
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Aw, it's not working.

349
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, okay. 
I can do this.

350
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

351
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

352
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Um...

353
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, okay, how do I...

354
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
How do I get up there?

355
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, over there, I think.

356
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Then [grunts]

357
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright, so...

358
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I think I've accepted the fact -

359
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I think that we glossed over 
the fact that I am now a cat

360
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
a bit too quickly, 
if I'm entirely honest.

361
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm still really confused 
as to how that's happening.

362
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Very agile.

363
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That's interesting. 
Gotcha!

364
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh. 
Stupid bird.

365
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[grunts]

366
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You've gotta be kidding me.

367
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Get over here.

368
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah, see, I'm upset now.

369
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm upset. 
"How did it happen?" I don't know.

370
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Ah, gotcha! 
Oh...

371
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah, I'm gonna -

372
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, you've gotta be 
kidding me.

373
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Uh-huh.

374
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

375
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, okay!

376
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So it is gonna be eaten.

377
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, that's lovely. 
That's great.

378
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No, that's... 
Okay. Okay.

379
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[grunts] 
There we go.

380
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And now I'm an owl!

381
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Sure.

382
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

383
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm an owl now.

384
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Let's just accept that 
and then move on.

385
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Rabbits!

386
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on! Get em! 
Get em!

387
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah!

388
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, god.

389
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yes!

390
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, Jesus. 
Oh, Jesus.

391
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, my god - 
oh, that is just going down the hatch.

392
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, Jesus Christ.

393
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, no, you need to chew. 
You need to chew.

394
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Lore update?" 
I don't know how to update this.

395
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I do not know how to update this, 
I'm gonna be real.

396
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I do not know how to update this.

397
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh! A rabbit!

398
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
A momma one!

399
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Die! Get em!

400
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yeah!

401
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

402
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
This is awful.

403
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Uh-oh. Stop eating.

404
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Stop eating!

405
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And now you're a shark in the -

406
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
okay.

407
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

408
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No!

409
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

410
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[grunts]

411
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, I can't move! 
Wait -

412
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
There we are. 
Oh, sorry.

413
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Just lemme roll down this hill.

414
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

415
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What the hell?

416
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Whee!

417
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Ah, person!

418
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Go, go, go, go, go.

419
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
How do I go down? 
How do I go down?

420
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, this way.

421
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Where did we go wrong"? 
I don't know.

422
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Those berries did something, I think.

423
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Eat it.

424
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No! The seal!

425
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No!

426
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
The seal!

427
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Get over here!

428
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I feel bad, but then I'm like, 
" Oh yeah!"

429
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
My thirst for blood 
just outranks everything else right now.

430
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh! 
Where'd you go?

431
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It's like, bruh!

432
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Come on. 
Let me get you.

433
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I gotta get you.
Come on.

434
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You jumped out of the water?

435
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What the hell is this?

436
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm a...

437
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am a singlar tentacle now.

438
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

439
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I don't -

440
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
okay.

441
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs] 
I don't -

442
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Sorry, I've just been silent for the 
past thirty seconds

443
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
because of this.

444
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

445
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Where do I go?

446
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, hello.

447
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, I'm moving. 
Okay.

448
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
This is awful. 
This is the worst sound -

449
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm gonna become a cannibal, 
you say?

450
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
This is perhaps the worst sound 
that I have ever heard.

451
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Just in my life.

452
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Gonna eat people now.

453
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm gonna eat people.

454
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Yep, real quiet. 
Yep, quiet.

455
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[triumphant shout] 
Yes!

456
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I just ate a whole dude.

457
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I just ate a whole dude.

458
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Welcome, everyone. 
Welcome to the stream, by the way.

459
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
If you're first joining, 
I ate some berries and now I'm a sea monster.

460
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So, you know, having a...

461
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm having a time.

462
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

463
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[sailor singing]

464
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Heh-heh-heh.

465
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm gonna getcha.

466
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Guys, I don't know how to -

467
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I do not know how to 
commentate this.

468
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am just a tentacle monster.

469
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[sailor shouts]

470
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm - I -
Okay, lets go.

471
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Lets just - 
ah, you didn't see anything, buddy.

472
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
You didn't hear anything either. 
Alright, on my way.

473
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"You're not you when you're hungry."

474
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, listen. 
That was good.

475
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright, that one was good, but...

476
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

477
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
" You're not you when you're hungry" 
is actually a perfect way

478
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
to describe what's going on.

479
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs] 
Like, that is legitimately just a perfect way.

480
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Like "you're not you when you're hungry, 
you're a giant tentacle monster

481
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
with a thirst for blood! 
Get 'em, boys!"

482
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Whoo!

483
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright.

484
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What was it?

485
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

486
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

487
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, okay.

488
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

489
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

490
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[gasps]

491
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Gonna go - oh...

492
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Into the pipe? 
Alright.

493
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh! 
That's not how toilets work!

494
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am sure that there is a lot more 
to that.

495
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am fairly certain 
that it is not just a drop down.

496
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Am I gonna eat...

497
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Am I gonna...

498
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Am I gonna eat mys... 
Am I gonna eat mysel - ?

499
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Now, hold on.

500
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Am I...

501
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Am I going to eat myself? 
Is that what is going to happen?

502
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[ominous music]

503
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

504
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

505
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm gonna... 
Okay.

506
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So I'm under my own bed.

507
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What happened there?

508
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What -

509
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What happened there?

510
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What... Wait.

511
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm really confused.

512
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Was it just poisoning? 
Is that - ?

513
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay. Alright.

514
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
She... So... 
Died from getting eaten by herself.

515
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That is...

516
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That's... Definitely one of the ways 
to go, I guess. Alright.

517
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay. Alright.

518
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Sure. 
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

519
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Now, the thing is, right, 
if it was really the berries,

520
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
then why on earth - ?

521
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay. Thank you. 
Anyway, I was talking, okay,

522
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
so calm yourself, 
wall text.

523
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why would you have hallucinogenic 
berries

524
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in a bathroom with a toddler?

525
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Right?

526
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Why would you, as a decorator,

527
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
knowingly put edible, 
hallucinogenic berries

528
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in a toddler's room, 
and then not only that,

529
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
but constantly send the toddler to bed 
without dinner

530
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
and then expect everything 
to go okay?

531
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"She was ten?" 
That's not a toddler?

532
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That is a toddler. 
I would call ten a toddler.

533
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I would call ten a toddler.

534
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What is ten then?

535
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
What is ten?

536
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No, tell me. 
What is ten then?

537
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"A toddler is like, one to two 
years old"?

538
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs] 
A child.

539
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I know it's a child! 
But there's sub-categories.

540
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Fine, fine. 
It was a child.

541
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
My point still stands, alright?

542
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That is not the part that 
we should be focusing on right now, alright?

543
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
That is nowhere near the part 
that we should be focusing on, okay?

544
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Alright? Oh - 
[gasps]

545
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, the cat...

546
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, hello.

547
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Can I - 
okay, I can't walk off.

548
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Uh-huh.

549
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

550
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

551
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh, okay. Okay.

552
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay, so this is the grandma 
that we were like,

553
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
" Let's put her in a home," 
and then, like, one person

554
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
was like, " Let's put her in a home," 
and then the rest were like, not.

555
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
So that's that one. 
That's all I remember from this person.

556
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is that great-grandma Edie?

557
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is that her?

558
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is that h - wait, no.

559
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm pretty sure...

560
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, no.

561
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, no, that is definitely not...

562
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Wait, no, it couldn't be -

563
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Is that great-grandma Edie?

564
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I can't tell.

565
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I'm gonna be real,

566
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I cannot tell.

567
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
No? Are you sure?

568
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Are we 100% sure?

569
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Okay.

570
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
It says Odin.
Oh my god!

571
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

572
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am so dumb!

573
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
[laughs]

574
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I am so stupid!

575
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Actually!

576
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
How do I...

577
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
How on Earth do I function

578
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
in society in general?

579
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
I was looking up right here,

580
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
there's a name right there,
and I'm just like,

581
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
"Is that the grandma?"

582
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
And then I look -

583
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
all it took was thirty degrees down,
and then...

584
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
Oh my god. Okay.