WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 See, this is why I started the game now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because I think we just get thrown right in - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god, we actually just get thrown right into it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, uh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First thing that I notice, I'm short. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Already at a disadvantage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like, look at how big this backpack is next to me, so... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mmkay. I'll figure it out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, hello! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just had to look down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, can I - Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay, good. I can pause it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One second, uh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do they not have... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do they have captions in this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Does anyone know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look at my resolution. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do they have subtitles in this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Audio... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They do not, I don't think. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. That's fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They're in the game? Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, it's on the book. Wait. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's on the book. I'm an idiot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sorry. It's in the book. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really stupid. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I heard text and then I was expecting it to show up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 at, like, the bottom. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's in the book. Okay. That makes a lot more sense. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, sorry, sorry. I'll stop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The house, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That makes so much more sense. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, Shift is zoom. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And so is Ctrl. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Isn't that the house from Hello Neighbor? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, sorry. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wasn't allowed inside half the rooms. Okay, that sucks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm 98% sure that's just the house from Hello Neighbor. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ooh, mailbox. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's going on here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, if we still have the house, they must not have been that bad. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know. We're fine. We're good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Could you turn it up?" Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will turn up the game. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, how do I - okay, there we are. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, cool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Sorry to hear that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, there go the - okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, thank you for the ten Tier 1s right after the - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do like the way that they're doing the words. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, do I go down here, or up there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, a choice, I'm gonna go this way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I swear, if text pops up that just say "wrong way", 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I started to go the completely wrong direction. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna be really upset. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The game is loud. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Everyone's saying "down". 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, guess what? I went up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, deer! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait - no, am I -? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm right about that. That is a deer. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where'd that deer - how'd that deer...? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How'd that deer just, like, run? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did it like, jump? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really confused. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-huh? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You inherited a whole house? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's awesome! What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I inherited a house... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. No, I'm sorry, but, like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a whole house? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Renovate it and then live in it, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or sell it or something, especially when it looks like that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna be real, a little bit of it is impractical, but... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sorry, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really just being an idiot in, like, a... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know when you watch, like, a movie - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's like, you know when you watch a movie with your friends, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then there's just one person that just never shuts up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's just what I'm doing right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is just exactly what I'm doing right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, I'm sorry about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just gonna keep on - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, missing kid. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, Milton's missing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is there anything in here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just not gonna shut up over this, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and there's gonna be - oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I'm sorry about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's rough. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I keep on getting interrupted when I'm trying to - okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But, like, it is a story game after all, so. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, well, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can I - oh, wait, can I look? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, yo, they've got one of those - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They've got one of those, like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 those old people things! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They've got one of those old people things 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where they show it in the old commercials 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where it just shows them slowly going up the stairs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's awesome. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've always wanted one of those. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know? I wanted to get one 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in a one-story house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know, just having a railway system in my house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would just be awesome. I would love that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd just get to sit down and then just move everywhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Be great. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's like the old commercial 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where it shows the old lady slowly going up the stairs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not old. I just don't wanna walk. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's the thing. I just don't wanna walk everywhere. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like, in my house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, we're fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh? Hello? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, am I just crawling in? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's fair. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop calling me old. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm 18. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's not bad, okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's not a bad thing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My body's already deteriorating. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Light switch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doesn't a - no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay, what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 First time in years, what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's nice. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm happy for you, Edith. You're Edith, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm Edith, right? Oh, nevermind. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, sorry. Sorry about that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That pot's looking at me odd. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gonna make an apple pie using salmon. That's just awful. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's fair. I've been there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have been there, where only one restaurant delivers, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so it's all you have. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have had the same - whenever I order something now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 from my food place, I always get the same sandwich. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like, they're sick - oh, sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Why'd you leave? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. I need to stop talking so much. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know - I'm just in a very talkative mood right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I feel like I need to talk, but then that's, like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the worst thing for a story game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's the worst thing to do for a story game. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I should listen and take in the story, but instead I'm just like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 " Oh yeah, I remember when I did that!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not the bomb part, but the ordering food part. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So we have a grandma. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We have a brother that works at the cannery. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Again, these pots are just looking at me weird. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I keep on having a double take every single time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I look at one of these things. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. That's uncomfortable. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ooh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The house sank? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There go the - wait - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hold on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The house sank? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Flood"? That's - I wouldn't call it the house sinking. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, wait, did it break off and fall into the sea? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that what happened? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I wanna know how the house sank. That's the real mystery here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know? That's what I wanna know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, in here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Honestly, all things considered, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd live in a house like this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I like the books everywhere, despite, like, I never read. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would live in a place like this. I would, you know? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, what's in here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, wait, whoops. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, no, go back to it. Go back. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Aw. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, we're learning more. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So the house was built by the grandpa. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The grandma was gonna be put in a nursing home, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then everyone was like, "No." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Brother works at the cannery. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And that's what we've got so far. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's your Ranboo Story Lore Recap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And also, everyone else is just gone, apparently. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, is that me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which one is me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kinda looks like a young Marty McFly in the middle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know if it's, like, the jacket, but. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. We'll figure it out. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's cool. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, what's this? Can I see? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh... [nervous laughter] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not going in the library then. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughter] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] Can't riff off of that one. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That one's just sad. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's see. Let's look into everyone's room. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, so we have another person now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So the brother is missing. I don't know if it's the can brother 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or the not-can brother. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So he was, like, missing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This girl died in 1947. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandma, nursing home. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Grandfather built the house. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Other person just drilled holes in everything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, Molly was ten. Oh, that's really - that's... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's really sad, actually. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, what's this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Will this work? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! It works! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I gotta, like, move my arm up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whoa. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So it's just... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Did you have a plan? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, we're in the room! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So we're in Molly's room now. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's actually great. I would do that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Huh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So Edie is another person. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone in chat just said "Prepare for a trip." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kinda worried. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's really sad. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's see what this is all about. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't like that that is highlighted. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't like the fact that that is highlighted. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can that no longer be highlighted 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 after the sentence "something to eat", please? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, pumpkin. Okay. I'll eat the pumpkin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, the gerbil food. Oh, thank god. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, thank god. I thought we were gonna eat the gerbil. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I... Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought we were - oh. Gerbil food. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought that we were gonna eat the gerbil. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought for a second that it was just gonna 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 put us right in there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god. I need some water. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need some water after that. My god. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got so worried that we were gonna actually 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have to eat the gerbil. Okay, let's eat this pumpkin, though. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's not a real pumpkin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's true, actually. Why would she have a pumpkin. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, mom, not the best. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The gerbil food? Don't mind if... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, sure, eat the gerbil food. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cool. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now back to sleep. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not back to sleep? Oh, door's open. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's see what's this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh no. Oh, oh no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, this is - oh. Oh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why - no. Those aren't real. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Those aren't real! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why would you eat those? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's no good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why is the toothpaste high - not the toothpaste. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, I'm not eating the tooth - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-huh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I swear to god if you eat the bird, alright? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you eat the bird, I - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh, please don't eat the bird. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please don't eat the - nope. Not eating the bird. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not eating the bird. Nope. Not eating - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not eating the bird. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Nope. How do I - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can - how do I get anything else - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have to have a snack somewhere that is not a bird! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, oh god. Oh no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I have to continue the story. Oh, god. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. We're okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, no, don't go through. Don't go through the window. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't... What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hello? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Someone just said "eat the toothpaste". 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not gonna eat the toothpaste. That'll kill me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I'm a cat for some reason. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a dream? Oh, okay. It's a dream. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, thank god. It's okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, it has to be a dream or something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [grunts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really confused. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, I gotta pounce. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [grunts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Aw, it's not working. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, okay. I can do this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Um... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, okay, how do I... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do I get up there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, over there, I think. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then [grunts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, so... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think I've accepted the fact - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think that we glossed over the fact that I am now a cat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a bit too quickly, if I'm entirely honest. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm still really confused as to how that's happening. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Very agile. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's interesting. Gotcha! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh. Stupid bird. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [grunts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You've gotta be kidding me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get over here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, see, I'm upset now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm upset. "How did it happen?" I don't know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, gotcha! Oh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, I'm gonna - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-huh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So it is gonna be eaten. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, that's lovely. That's great. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, that's... Okay. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [grunts] There we go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now I'm an owl! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm an owl now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's just accept that and then move on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Rabbits! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on! Get em! Get em! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, god. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, my god - oh, that is just going down the hatch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, Jesus Christ. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, no, you need to chew. You need to chew. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Lore update?" I don't know how to update this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not know how to update this, I'm gonna be real. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not know how to update this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! A rabbit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A momma one! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Die! Get em! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is awful. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-oh. Stop eating. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop eating! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now you're a shark in the - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [grunts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, I can't move! Wait - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There we are. Oh, sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just lemme roll down this hill. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What the hell? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whee! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, person! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Go, go, go, go, go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do I go down? How do I go down? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, this way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Where did we go wrong"? I don't know. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Those berries did something, I think. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Eat it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! The seal! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The seal! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get over here! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I feel bad, but then I'm like, " Oh yeah!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My thirst for blood just outranks everything else right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! Where'd you go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's like, bruh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. Let me get you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I gotta get you. Come on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You jumped out of the water? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What the hell is this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm a... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am a singlar tentacle now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] I don't - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sorry, I've just been silent for the past thirty seconds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because of this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where do I go? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, hello. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I'm moving. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is awful. This is the worst sound - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna become a cannibal, you say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is perhaps the worst sound that I have ever heard. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just in my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gonna eat people now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna eat people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yep, real quiet. Yep, quiet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [triumphant shout] Yes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just ate a whole dude. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just ate a whole dude. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the stream, by the way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you're first joining, I ate some berries and now I'm a sea monster. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, you know, having a... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm having a time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [sailor singing] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Heh-heh-heh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna getcha. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Guys, I don't know how to - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I do not know how to commentate this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am just a tentacle monster. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [sailor shouts] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm - I - Okay, lets go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lets just - ah, you didn't see anything, buddy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You didn't hear anything either. Alright, on my way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "You're not you when you're hungry." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, listen. That was good. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, that one was good, but... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 " You're not you when you're hungry" is actually a perfect way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to describe what's going on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] Like, that is legitimately just a perfect way. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like "you're not you when you're hungry, you're a giant tentacle monster 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 with a thirst for blood! Get 'em, boys!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whoo! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What was it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [gasps] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gonna go - oh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Into the pipe? Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! That's not how toilets work! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am sure that there is a lot more to that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am fairly certain that it is not just a drop down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Am I gonna eat... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Am I gonna... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Am I gonna eat mys... Am I gonna eat mysel - ? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, hold on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Am I... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Am I going to eat myself? Is that what is going to happen? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [ominous music] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna... Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So I'm under my own bed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What happened there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What... Wait. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really confused. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Was it just poisoning? Is that - ? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She... So... Died from getting eaten by herself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's... Definitely one of the ways to go, I guess. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Alright. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, the thing is, right, if it was really the berries, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 then why on earth - ? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. Thank you. Anyway, I was talking, okay, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so calm yourself, wall text. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why would you have hallucinogenic berries 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in a bathroom with a toddler? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why would you, as a decorator, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 knowingly put edible, hallucinogenic berries 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in a toddler's room, and then not only that, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but constantly send the toddler to bed without dinner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then expect everything to go okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "She was ten?" That's not a toddler? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is a toddler. I would call ten a toddler. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would call ten a toddler. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is ten then? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What is ten? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, tell me. What is ten then? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "A toddler is like, one to two years old"? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] A child. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know it's a child! But there's sub-categories. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fine, fine. It was a child. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My point still stands, alright? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is not the part that we should be focusing on right now, alright? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is nowhere near the part that we should be focusing on, okay? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright? Oh - [gasps] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, the cat... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, hello. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Can I - okay, I can't walk off. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Uh-huh. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, okay. Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, so this is the grandma that we were like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 " Let's put her in a home," and then, like, one person 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 was like, " Let's put her in a home," and then the rest were like, not. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So that's that one. That's all I remember from this person. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that great-grandma Edie? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that her? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that h - wait, no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm pretty sure... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, no. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, no, that is definitely not... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, no, it couldn't be - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that great-grandma Edie? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can't tell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna be real, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I cannot tell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No? Are you sure? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are we 100% sure? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It says Odin. Oh my god! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am so dumb! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [laughs] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am so stupid! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Actually! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How do I... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How on Earth do I function 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in society in general? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was looking up right here, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's a name right there, and I'm just like, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Is that the grandma?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then I look - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all it took was thirty degrees down, and then... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god. Okay.