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Spanish couple on scottish holiday

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    We arrived home this morning
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    From our Scottish holiday
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    My wife, she was keen to get home
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    Infact she was very keen to get home
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    She is a difficult woman
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    hard woman to please, the weather,the food
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    Sideways rain washed the colour from her
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    It's true
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    It's true
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    When I got her home
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    I had to defrost her in the microwave
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    It's true
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    That country is colder my mother in law
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    I spent 2 weeks standing at 45 degrees
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    It's so damn cold
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    Even the animals wear woolly jackets
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    And all the men . . .they wear skirts
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    Honest to God
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    They call them 'Kilts'
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    But they are skirts
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    And they wear nothing underneath
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    It's true
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    It's so cold they hang a small furry animal
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    From there belts to keep there Willys warm
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    They call that a Sporran!
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    It's like a hamster
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    Hanging on a chain!
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    My wife wanted to adopt one
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    To keep as a pet
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    But Customs would not allow it
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    Anyway, weather aside, lets talk about the food
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    We knew nothing off the Scottish food
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    Before we got there
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    Thank the Lord for that!!
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    Fourteen days sitting on the toilet!
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    Haggis
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    Black Pudding
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    Porridge
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    I crapped so much
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    I whistled in the wind!
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    The Lady . .
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    The Lady . .
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    The Lady at the airport . .
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    Noticed my obvious discomfort
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    And offered me a rubber ring
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    To sit on for my flight home
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    Host: And did you take it
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    Too damn right I did!
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    The Haggis was the worst part
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    I don't even know what animal that was from!
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    But seriously . . that weather was Biblical!
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    Host: Do you have any happy memories?
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    Yeah sure . . I had some good times
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    On more than one occasion I almost lost the wife
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    If the wind didn't take her . .
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    Then i thought maybe the hailstones would!
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    Hailstones like fucking Golf balls!
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    I thought we were under attack
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    one more thing . .
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    the men were fierce . . .
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    but the women fiercer!
Title:
Spanish couple on scottish holiday
Description:

Old spanish couple visit scotland on there holidays
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Video Language:
Spanish, Mexican
Duration:
03:41

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