My Lupine Life - Episode 01 - Crib Notes
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0:01 - 0:03Hi, I'm Louis Pine, and I'm a werewolf.
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0:03 - 0:08Some of you may be wondering:
"Louis, how do you know for sure that you’re a werewolf?" -
0:08 - 0:11Well, it’s because I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side.
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0:11 - 0:15Look at this: Exhibit A, my dad. Louis Sr.
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0:15 - 0:19Note the hair growth patterns.
Obviously lycanthropic. -
0:19 - 0:23If he were here today himself he would tell you: “I’m a werewolf.”
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0:23 - 0:26You can watch me transform into a werewolf on the next full moon.
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0:26 - 0:30My friend Mauricio is helping me get ready for it. Come on Mauricio, let's go.
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0:30 - 0:37What about the pizza? I thought we were getting pizza?!
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0:46 - 0:53-Grunting-
HEY! -
1:00 - 1:07-grunting-
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1:10 - 1:13Louis, where are we going?
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1:13 - 1:20Louis: You'll see!
Mauricio: See what?
Louis: Right there -
1:20 - 1:24Mauricio:What, an old fish shack?
Louis: No, Mauricio. It's a werewolf containment crib. -
1:24 - 1:29For the full moon.
So you can wolf out and not hurt anyone. -
1:29 - 1:33Mauricio: Oh yeah, right (sarcastically)
Louis: No, I'm serious, come here, check it out, see that? -
1:33 - 1:35Mauricio: You put that there!
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1:35 - 1:38Louis: No, I didn't.
It's the international symbol for werewolf safe zone. -
1:38 - 1:43Come on.
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1:43 - 1:47Mauricio: Hello? Hey, Werewolf, you want out?
Louis: Don't!!
Mauricio: Why? -
1:47 - 1:54I wanna meet a real werewolf.
Louis: Come on. -
2:01 - 2:04See that? Broke out.
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2:04 - 2:07Could be watching us right now!
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2:07 - 2:11Probably thinks we're messing with his stuff.
[wolf howls] -
2:11 - 2:16Hear that? He's mad.
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2:16 - 2:20Uh oh, no clothes. Someone took them,
now they'll never be human again! -
2:20 - 2:21Mauricio: Seriously?
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2:21 - 2:26No, Mauricio. I'm kidding. Werewolves get used to
waking up naked in all kinds of weird places. -
2:26 - 2:28Come on.
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2:29 - 2:34Mauricio: How much longer do we have to stay out here?
Louis: Only 'til sunrise. -
2:34 - 2:38Mauricio: Sunrise, like morning?
Are you crazy? But it'll kill me! -
2:38 - 2:40Louis: We just have to wait to see if he comes back.
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2:40 - 2:43If he doesn't, that mean I can
fix it up and use it. -
2:43 - 2:46Louis: Wait, you hear that?
Mauricio: What? -
2:46 - 2:51Louis: THAT! Follow me.
Mauricio: No way. -
3:03 - 3:07Mauricio: What is it?
Louis: Aaah, a werewolf! -
3:07 - 3:10-Louis laughing-
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis. I gotta go. -
3:10 - 3:13Louis: No, no, no. Wait, wait.
It's just getting good! -
3:13 - 3:17Mauricio: See you at school, Lobo.
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3:24 - 3:26-wolf howling-
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3:26 - 3:29Louis: Mauricio?
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis! -
3:29 - 3:31Louis: That wasn't me!
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3:33 - 3:36Mauricio: Aaaagh!
Louis: Mauricio!!! -
3:36 - 3:39Mauricio: Aaah, Louis, help!
Louis: Mauricio!! -
3:44 - 3:46-wolf growling-
- Title:
- My Lupine Life - Episode 01 - Crib Notes
- Description:
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My name is Louis Pine and I'm a genetic werewolf on my dad's side. Don't believe me? Watch my videos, I'm going to prove it.
Episode 01 - Crib Notes:
After a hard day of lycanthropy tests, Mauricio and I go check out an old werewolf crib I found in the woods.Watch the next episode - Were's Mauricio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKbvlvG7jrw
And get the Lupine Life app (Free on the iTunes App Store): https://itunes.apple.com/app/lupine-life/id537354036
Or visit: http://yourlupinelife.com
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 03:48
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