Hi, I'm Louis Pine, and I'm a werewolf.
Some of you may be wondering: "Louis, how do you know for sure that you’re a werewolf?"
Well, it’s because I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side.
Look at this: Exhibit A, my dad. Louis Sr.
Note the hair growth patterns. Obviously lycanthropic.
If he were here today himself he would tell you: “I’m a werewolf.”
You can watch me transform into a werewolf on the next full moon.
My friend Mauricio is helping me get ready for it. Come on Mauricio, let's go.
What about the pizza? I thought we were getting pizza?!
-Grunting- HEY!
-grunting-
Louis, where are we going?
Louis: You'll see! Mauricio: See what? Louis: Right there
Mauricio:What, an old fish shack? Louis: No, Mauricio. It's a werewolf containment crib.
For the full moon. So you can wolf out and not hurt anyone.
Mauricio: Oh yeah, right (sarcastically) Louis: No, I'm serious, come here, check it out, see that?
Mauricio: You put that there!
Louis: No, I didn't. It's the international symbol for werewolf safe zone.
Come on.
Mauricio: Hello? Hey, Werewolf, you want out? Louis: Don't!! Mauricio: Why?
I wanna meet a real werewolf. Louis: Come on.
See that? Broke out.
Could be watching us right now!
Probably thinks we're messing with his stuff. [wolf howls]
Hear that? He's mad.
Uh oh, no clothes. Someone took them, now they'll never be human again!
Mauricio: Seriously?
No, Mauricio. I'm kidding. Werewolves get used to waking up naked in all kinds of weird places.
Come on.
Mauricio: How much longer do we have to stay out here? Louis: Only 'til sunrise.
Mauricio: Sunrise, like morning? Are you crazy? But it'll kill me!
Louis: We just have to wait to see if he comes back.
If he doesn't, that mean I can fix it up and use it.
Louis: Wait, you hear that? Mauricio: What?
Louis: THAT! Follow me. Mauricio: No way.
Mauricio: What is it? Louis: Aaah, a werewolf!
-Louis laughing- Mauricio: Very funny, Louis. I gotta go.
Louis: No, no, no. Wait, wait. It's just getting good!
Mauricio: See you at school, Lobo.
-wolf howling-
Louis: Mauricio? Mauricio: Very funny, Louis!
Louis: That wasn't me!
Mauricio: Aaaagh! Louis: Mauricio!!!
Mauricio: Aaah, Louis, help! Louis: Mauricio!!
-wolf growling-