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Hi, I'm Louis Pine, and I'm a werewolf.

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Some of you may be wondering: 
"Louis, how do you know for sure that you’re a werewolf?"

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Well, it’s because I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side.

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Look at this: Exhibit A, my dad. Louis Sr.

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Note the hair growth patterns.
Obviously lycanthropic.

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If he were here today himself he would tell you: “I’m a werewolf.”

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You can watch me transform into a werewolf on the next full moon.

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My friend Mauricio is helping me get ready for it. Come on Mauricio, let's go.

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What about the pizza? I thought we were getting pizza?!

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-Grunting-
HEY!

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-grunting-

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Louis, where are we going?

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Louis: You'll see!
Mauricio: See what?
Louis: Right there

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Mauricio:What, an old fish shack?
Louis: No, Mauricio. It's a werewolf containment crib.

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For the full moon. 
So you can wolf out and not hurt anyone.

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Mauricio: Oh yeah, right (sarcastically)
Louis: No, I'm serious, come here, check it out, see that?

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Mauricio: You put that there!

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Louis: No, I didn't. 
It's the international symbol for werewolf safe zone.

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Come on.

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Mauricio: Hello? Hey, Werewolf, you want out?
Louis: Don't!!
Mauricio: Why?

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I wanna meet a real werewolf. 
Louis: Come on.

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See that? Broke out.

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Could be watching us right now!

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Probably thinks we're messing with his stuff.
[wolf howls]

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Hear that? He's mad.

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Uh oh, no clothes. Someone took them, 
now they'll never be human again!

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Mauricio: Seriously?

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No, Mauricio. I'm kidding. Werewolves get used to 
waking up naked in all kinds of weird places.

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Come on.

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Mauricio: How much longer do we have to stay out here?
Louis: Only 'til sunrise.

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Mauricio: Sunrise, like morning? 
Are you crazy? But it'll kill me!

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Louis: We just have to wait to see if he comes back.

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If he doesn't, that mean I can
fix it up and use it.

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Louis: Wait, you hear that?
Mauricio: What?

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Louis: THAT! Follow me.
Mauricio: No way.

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Mauricio: What is it?
Louis: Aaah, a werewolf!

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-Louis laughing-
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis. I gotta go.

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Louis: No, no, no. Wait, wait. 
It's just getting good!

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Mauricio: See you at school, Lobo.

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-wolf howling-

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Louis: Mauricio?
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis!

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Louis: That wasn't me!

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Mauricio: Aaaagh!
Louis: Mauricio!!!

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Mauricio: Aaah, Louis, help!
Louis: Mauricio!!

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-wolf growling-