Hi, I'm Louis Pine, and I'm a werewolf.

Some of you may be wondering: 
"Louis, how do you know for sure that you’re a werewolf?"

Well, it’s because I’m a genetic werewolf on my dad’s side.

Look at this: Exhibit A, my dad. Louis Sr.

Note the hair growth patterns.
Obviously lycanthropic.

If he were here today himself he would tell you: “I’m a werewolf.”

You can watch me transform into a werewolf on the next full moon.

My friend Mauricio is helping me get ready for it. Come on Mauricio, let's go.

What about the pizza? I thought we were getting pizza?!

-Grunting-
HEY!

-grunting-

Louis, where are we going?

Louis: You'll see!
Mauricio: See what?
Louis: Right there

Mauricio:What, an old fish shack?
Louis: No, Mauricio. It's a werewolf containment crib.

For the full moon. 
So you can wolf out and not hurt anyone.

Mauricio: Oh yeah, right (sarcastically)
Louis: No, I'm serious, come here, check it out, see that?

Mauricio: You put that there!

Louis: No, I didn't. 
It's the international symbol for werewolf safe zone.

Come on.

Mauricio: Hello? Hey, Werewolf, you want out?
Louis: Don't!!
Mauricio: Why?

I wanna meet a real werewolf. 
Louis: Come on.

See that? Broke out.

Could be watching us right now!

Probably thinks we're messing with his stuff.
[wolf howls]

Hear that? He's mad.

Uh oh, no clothes. Someone took them, 
now they'll never be human again!

Mauricio: Seriously?

No, Mauricio. I'm kidding. Werewolves get used to 
waking up naked in all kinds of weird places.

Come on.

Mauricio: How much longer do we have to stay out here?
Louis: Only 'til sunrise.

Mauricio: Sunrise, like morning? 
Are you crazy? But it'll kill me!

Louis: We just have to wait to see if he comes back.

If he doesn't, that mean I can
fix it up and use it.

Louis: Wait, you hear that?
Mauricio: What?

Louis: THAT! Follow me.
Mauricio: No way.

Mauricio: What is it?
Louis: Aaah, a werewolf!

-Louis laughing-
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis. I gotta go.

Louis: No, no, no. Wait, wait. 
It's just getting good!

Mauricio: See you at school, Lobo.

-wolf howling-

Louis: Mauricio?
Mauricio: Very funny, Louis!

Louis: That wasn't me!

Mauricio: Aaaagh!
Louis: Mauricio!!!

Mauricio: Aaah, Louis, help!
Louis: Mauricio!!

-wolf growling-