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Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death

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    [Eddie Izzard:] You can't do that in Church of England.
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    You can't say you must have tea and cake with the vicar. Or you die!
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    You can't have extreme points of view.
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    You know the Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked with Church of England
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    "Talk! You Talk!'
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    "But it hurts"
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    " Well loosen it up a bit will you"
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    [audience laugh]
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    [Eddie:] That's what it will be : "Tea and cake or death!"
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    Tea and cake or death!
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    [laughter]
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    Tea and cake or death!
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    Students with their tea and cake or death!
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    Tea and cake or death!
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    Little red cook book. Little red cook book.
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    [laughter]
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    [Eddie:] Because cake or death?
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    That's a pretty easy question - anyone can answer that.
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    "Cake or death!?"
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    "Ahh cake please."
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    [laughter]
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    "Very well! Give him cake."
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    "Oh thanks very much. It's very nice."
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    [laughter]
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    "You. Cake or death?"
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    "Ah cake for me too please."
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    [laughter]
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    "Very well. Give him cake too."
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    "We're gonna run out of cake at this rate."
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    [laughter]
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    "You. Cake or death?"
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    "Ah death please. No cake! Cake! Cake!"
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    "You said death first. Ahhh!"
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    "No I meant cake."
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    "Oh alright."
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    "You're lucky I'm Church of England."
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    [laughter]
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    "Cake or death?'
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    "Ah cake please."
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    'Well we're out of cake. We only had three left - we didn't expect such a rush."
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    "So what do you want?"
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    "So my choice is 'or death'?"
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    "Well I'll have the chicken then please."
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    "Tastes of human sir."
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    "Would you like a white wine?"
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    "Oh, thank you, thank you very much"
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    "Thank you for flying Church of England. Cake or death?"
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    [applause]
Title:
Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death
Description:

A lego animation to one of comic Eddie Izzard's most popular jokes, 'Cake or Death?'
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01:50
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