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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Eddie Izzard:] You can't do that in Church of England.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.87,0:00:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't say you must have tea and cake with the vicar. Or you die!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.87,0:00:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't have extreme points of view.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.18,0:00:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked with Church of England
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Talk! You Talk!'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.11,0:00:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But it hurts"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.22,0:00:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," Well loosen it up a bit will you"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[audience laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Eddie:] That's what it will be : "Tea and cake or death!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.16,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tea and cake or death!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.90,0:00:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.82,0:00:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tea and cake or death!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.60,0:00:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Students with their tea and cake or death!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.60,0:00:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tea and cake or death!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.60,0:00:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little red cook book. Little red cook book.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.65,0:00:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.72,0:00:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Eddie:] Because cake or death?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.90,0:00:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a pretty easy question - anyone can answer that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.34,0:00:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cake or death!?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.37,0:00:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ahh cake please."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.27,0:00:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Very well! Give him cake."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.11,0:00:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh thanks very much. It's very nice."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.47,0:00:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You. Cake or death?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.22,0:00:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah cake for me too please."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.54,0:00:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.19,0:01:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Very well. Give him cake too."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.36,0:01:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We're gonna run out of cake at this rate."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.80,0:01:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.69,0:01:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You. Cake or death?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.73,0:01:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah death please. No cake! Cake! Cake!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.52,0:01:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You said death first. Ahhh!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.99,0:01:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No I meant cake."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.23,0:01:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh alright."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.63,0:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're lucky I'm Church of England."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.61,0:01:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.90,0:01:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cake or death?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.41,0:01:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah cake please."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.82,0:01:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Well we're out of cake. We only had three left - we didn't expect such a rush."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.65,0:01:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So what do you want?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.22,0:01:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So my choice is 'or death'?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.56,0:01:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well I'll have the chicken then please."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.02,0:01:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tastes of human sir."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.80,0:01:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Would you like a white wine?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.43,0:01:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, thank you, thank you very much"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.43,0:01:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Thank you for flying Church of England. Cake or death?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.67,0:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[applause]