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(slow jam music)
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- Wait.
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Uh, hold on.
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- Am I crushing you?
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- No, of course not.
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I just thought we should talk,
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you know, or check in before we you know.
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Just so no one gets mad.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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That's a really good idea.
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- Yeah.
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- You start.
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- OK.
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Well, I like you a lot, Maya,
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but I don't think I'm ready
for a relationship right now.
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- Well that's ridiculous.
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We're already in a relationship.
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I mean, just not a monogamous one,
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but every connection that
you have with someone
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is a relationship.
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- True.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is
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that I'm not really ready for
a monogamous relationship.
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- What do you mean "ready"?
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- Well, just with work
and you know things--
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- 'Cause I don't think that I will ever
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be ready for monogamy.
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- What?
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- I don't believe in a
monogamous lifestyle.
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I've tried it before and it
just doesn't work for me.
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- Oh, well, nice.
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- No, but I mean, if
that's what you're most
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comfortable with then we
probably should't sleep together
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'cause we don't want the same things.
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- This some kind of trick?
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Like a mind trick?
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Getting me to commit?
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- Yeah! (laughs)
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After years of self-reflection
and experimentation,
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I've formed this very
specific life philosophy
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for the sole purpose of forcing some guy
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into a exclusive relationship.
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Yeah.
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- I'm sorry.
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I should just go.
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- Why?
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- Because, I just thought,
you know, you're pissed.
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- Why would I be pissed?
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- I don't know.
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- OK, first rule of date club,
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if I'm pissed, I'm gonna tell you.
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Come here.
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Let's figure this thing out.
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Do you enjoy spending time with me?
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- Yes.
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- Are you attracted to me?
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- Obviously.
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- Are you comfortable with
me seeing other people?
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- Well see, is this a
hypothetical question
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or are you actually seeing other people?
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- I'm seeing some other people, sure.
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- Like how many?
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There's that many?
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- No, it's just not
that easy of a question
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to answer because it changes all the time.
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Like, you know, my friend, Jessie.
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- [Man with Black Hair] Yeah, that girl
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you always work out with.
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- Yeah, well, Jessie's actually a guy
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and sometimes we hang out after,
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but other than that, it's just
some friends here and there,
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and my best friend from high school.
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But what about you?
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I mean, we haven't been seeing
each other for that long.
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There must be some other
girls floating around.
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- I mean, I don't know.
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There was like this one girl
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who I was sort of chatting with online.
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- Oh that's awesome.
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What was she like?
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- I don't know.
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We actually never met up.
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- That's too bad.
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So are you still online?
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- No, no.
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- Why, I've met some
really great people online.
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Like I met this guy, Paul.
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- Hi, Maya.
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- [Maya] And Dave.
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- Hey, Maya.
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- [Maya] Oh and Raul.
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- Hey, Maya.
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- That's what so great about it.
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Everybody offers you something different.
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- What do I offer you?
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- So far, companionship,
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a little bit of sexual tension.
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- Are you fucking that
guy from your office?
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The one that always writes
on your Facebook wall?
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(moaning in pleasure)
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- Ryan?
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Awwwww.
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No way.
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He has a girlfriend.
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You guys are so cute.
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- So?
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- They are monogamous.
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That's against the rules.
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- So there are rules?
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- Well of course there are rules.
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Do you think I just
hump anything that moves
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regardless of the situation?
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- Well my gut's telling me yes,
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but your tone's telling me no.
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You are not who I thought you were.
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- Who did you think I was?
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- I don't know.
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Normal?
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Not a--
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- Slut?
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- Woah.
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Woah, woah, woah.
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You said that, not me.
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- Yeah, but when I say it,
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I don't think of it as a bad thing.
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- It's not a bad thing.
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It's definitely not a bad thing.
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- I know.
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- (laughs) Of course you know.
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It's just isn't it a little bit unusual?
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Don't you get jealous?
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- Sometimes.
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But then you talk about it
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or you move on.
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It's just all about figuring out
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what you can and can't handle.
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Like right now.
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Could you handle a back
rub to help you relax?
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- I think so.
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(Maya laughs)
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- Wow, you're really good at that.
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- What else could you handle?
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- Stuff.
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- Can you handle this?
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- Yeah.
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- Can you handle this?
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- Yeah.
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- Can you handle me?
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("Truth in Their Eyes")