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(slow jam music)

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- Wait.

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Uh, hold on.

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- Am I crushing you?

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- No, of course not.

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I just thought we should talk,

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you know, or check in before we you know.

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Just so no one gets mad.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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That's a really good idea.

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- Yeah.

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- You start.

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- OK.

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Well, I like you a lot, Maya,

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but I don't think I'm ready
for a relationship right now.

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- Well that's ridiculous.

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We're already in a relationship.

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I mean, just not a monogamous one,

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but every connection that
you have with someone

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is a relationship.

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- True.

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I guess what I'm trying to say is

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that I'm not really ready for
a monogamous relationship.

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- What do you mean "ready"?

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- Well, just with work
and you know things--

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- 'Cause I don't think that I will ever

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be ready for monogamy.

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- What?

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- I don't believe in a
monogamous lifestyle.

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I've tried it before and it
just doesn't work for me.

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- Oh, well, nice.

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- No, but I mean, if
that's what you're most

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comfortable with then we
probably should't sleep together

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'cause we don't want the same things.

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- This some kind of trick?

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Like a mind trick?

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Getting me to commit?

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- Yeah! (laughs)

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After years of self-reflection
and experimentation,

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I've formed this very
specific life philosophy

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for the sole purpose of forcing some guy

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into a exclusive relationship.

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Yeah.

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- I'm sorry.

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I should just go.

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- Why?

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- Because, I just thought,
you know, you're pissed.

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- Why would I be pissed?

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- I don't know.

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- OK, first rule of date club,

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if I'm pissed, I'm gonna tell you.

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Come here.

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Let's figure this thing out.

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Do you enjoy spending time with me?

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- Yes.

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- Are you attracted to me?

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- Obviously.

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- Are you comfortable with
me seeing other people?

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- Well see, is this a
hypothetical question

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or are you actually seeing other people?

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- I'm seeing some other people, sure.

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- Like how many?

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There's that many?

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- No, it's just not
that easy of a question

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to answer because it changes all the time.

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Like, you know, my friend, Jessie.

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- [Man with Black Hair] Yeah, that girl

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you always work out with.

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- Yeah, well, Jessie's actually a guy

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and sometimes we hang out after,

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but other than that, it's just
some friends here and there,

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and my best friend from high school.

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But what about you?

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I mean, we haven't been seeing
each other for that long.

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There must be some other
girls floating around.

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- I mean, I don't know.

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There was like this one girl

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who I was sort of chatting with online.

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- Oh that's awesome.

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What was she like?

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- I don't know.

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We actually never met up.

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- That's too bad.

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So are you still online?

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- No, no.

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- Why, I've met some
really great people online.

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Like I met this guy, Paul.

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- Hi, Maya.

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- [Maya] And Dave.

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- Hey, Maya.

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- [Maya] Oh and Raul.

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- Hey, Maya.

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- That's what so great about it.

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Everybody offers you something different.

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- What do I offer you?

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- So far, companionship,

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a little bit of sexual tension.

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- Are you fucking that
guy from your office?

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The one that always writes
on your Facebook wall?

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(moaning in pleasure)

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- Ryan?

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Awwwww.

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No way.

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He has a girlfriend.

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You guys are so cute.

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- So?

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- They are monogamous.

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That's against the rules.

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- So there are rules?

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- Well of course there are rules.

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Do you think I just
hump anything that moves

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regardless of the situation?

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- Well my gut's telling me yes,

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but your tone's telling me no.

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You are not who I thought you were.

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- Who did you think I was?

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- I don't know.

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Normal?

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Not a--

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- Slut?

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- Woah.

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Woah, woah, woah.

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You said that, not me.

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- Yeah, but when I say it,

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I don't think of it as a bad thing.

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- It's not a bad thing.

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It's definitely not a bad thing.

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- I know.

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- (laughs) Of course you know.

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It's just isn't it a little bit unusual?

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Don't you get jealous?

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- Sometimes.

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But then you talk about it

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or you move on.

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It's just all about figuring out

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what you can and can't handle.

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Like right now.

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Could you handle a back
rub to help you relax?

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- I think so.

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(Maya laughs)

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- Wow, you're really good at that.

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- What else could you handle?

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- Stuff.

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- Can you handle this?

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- Yeah.

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- Can you handle this?

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- Yeah.

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- Can you handle me?

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("Truth in Their Eyes")