(slow jam music)

- Wait.

Uh, hold on.

- Am I crushing you?

- No, of course not.

I just thought we should talk,

you know, or check in before we you know.

Just so no one gets mad.

- Yeah, yeah.

That's a really good idea.

- Yeah.

- You start.

- OK.

Well, I like you a lot, Maya,

but I don't think I'm ready
for a relationship right now.

- Well that's ridiculous.

We're already in a relationship.

I mean, just not a monogamous one,

but every connection that
you have with someone

is a relationship.

- True.

I guess what I'm trying to say is

that I'm not really ready for
a monogamous relationship.

- What do you mean "ready"?

- Well, just with work
and you know things--

- 'Cause I don't think that I will ever

be ready for monogamy.

- What?

- I don't believe in a
monogamous lifestyle.

I've tried it before and it
just doesn't work for me.

- Oh, well, nice.

- No, but I mean, if
that's what you're most

comfortable with then we
probably should't sleep together

'cause we don't want the same things.

- This some kind of trick?

Like a mind trick?

Getting me to commit?

- Yeah! (laughs)

After years of self-reflection
and experimentation,

I've formed this very
specific life philosophy

for the sole purpose of forcing some guy

into a exclusive relationship.

Yeah.

- I'm sorry.

I should just go.

- Why?

- Because, I just thought,
you know, you're pissed.

- Why would I be pissed?

- I don't know.

- OK, first rule of date club,

if I'm pissed, I'm gonna tell you.

Come here.

Let's figure this thing out.

Do you enjoy spending time with me?

- Yes.

- Are you attracted to me?

- Obviously.

- Are you comfortable with
me seeing other people?

- Well see, is this a
hypothetical question

or are you actually seeing other people?

- I'm seeing some other people, sure.

- Like how many?

There's that many?

- No, it's just not
that easy of a question

to answer because it changes all the time.

Like, you know, my friend, Jessie.

- [Man with Black Hair] Yeah, that girl

you always work out with.

- Yeah, well, Jessie's actually a guy

and sometimes we hang out after,

but other than that, it's just
some friends here and there,

and my best friend from high school.

But what about you?

I mean, we haven't been seeing
each other for that long.

There must be some other
girls floating around.

- I mean, I don't know.

There was like this one girl

who I was sort of chatting with online.

- Oh that's awesome.

What was she like?

- I don't know.

We actually never met up.

- That's too bad.

So are you still online?

- No, no.

- Why, I've met some
really great people online.

Like I met this guy, Paul.

- Hi, Maya.

- [Maya] And Dave.

- Hey, Maya.

- [Maya] Oh and Raul.

- Hey, Maya.

- That's what so great about it.

Everybody offers you something different.

- What do I offer you?

- So far, companionship,

a little bit of sexual tension.

- Are you fucking that
guy from your office?

The one that always writes
on your Facebook wall?

(moaning in pleasure)

- Ryan?

Awwwww.

No way.

He has a girlfriend.

You guys are so cute.

- So?

- They are monogamous.

That's against the rules.

- So there are rules?

- Well of course there are rules.

Do you think I just
hump anything that moves

regardless of the situation?

- Well my gut's telling me yes,

but your tone's telling me no.

You are not who I thought you were.

- Who did you think I was?

- I don't know.

Normal?

Not a--

- Slut?

- Woah.

Woah, woah, woah.

You said that, not me.

- Yeah, but when I say it,

I don't think of it as a bad thing.

- It's not a bad thing.

It's definitely not a bad thing.

- I know.

- (laughs) Of course you know.

It's just isn't it a little bit unusual?

Don't you get jealous?

- Sometimes.

But then you talk about it

or you move on.

It's just all about figuring out

what you can and can't handle.

Like right now.

Could you handle a back
rub to help you relax?

- I think so.

(Maya laughs)

- Wow, you're really good at that.

- What else could you handle?

- Stuff.

- Can you handle this?

- Yeah.

- Can you handle this?

- Yeah.

- Can you handle me?

("Truth in Their Eyes")