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Caillou OS [My version!]

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    Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so!
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    I am going to Firefox!
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    Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox,
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    I am going to... wait! What is that down there?!
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    MARIO KART 9?!
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    Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it!
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    Yes I want to install it!
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    Wait, what does that small text say?
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    Oh Well, I guess I have to install it.
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    Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no!
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    "Oh no!" is right!
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    And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me!
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    And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS!
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    Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy!
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    Yep I am!
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    And I am going to make you install this OS!
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    Wow! The installation is already done?!
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    That always happens every time!
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    But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS!
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    No! I will not install this OS! It sucks!
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    How dare you refuse to install my OS‽
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    That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it!
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    NO(19x)! Don't do it, please!
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    Wait, why is the screen yellow?!
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    Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽
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    A Caillou Wallpaper!?
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    That's so(4x) mean!
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    Hello, welcome to Caillou OS.
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    I will be your guide.
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    Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper?
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    I want a Mario wallpaper!
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    Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy.
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    OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!
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    OK, OK! Fine! I will give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper!
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    There, happy now?!
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    Yup, I am!
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    I will draw a picture.
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    Draw a picture.
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    Go ahead.
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    OK! I will draw a picture.
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    Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later...
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    So, what do you think of my art?
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    It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this!
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    I am going to erase it!
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    Hey! Why did you do that?!
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    Because it contains mature content.
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    Whatever!
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    Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal!
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    Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever!
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    I will go on Facebook.
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    Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS.
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    No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS!
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    How dare you refuse to click the like button‽
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    That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself!
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    Oh crap, don't do it please!
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    Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post!
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    Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS?
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    And why is Wanda and Alien still here?
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    He's already dead at November 20th, 2015.
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    Oh, Yeah. He's already dead.
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    But do not let anybody know, it's a secret!
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    I will now go on NotePad!
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    Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans?
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    I hate Comic Sans!
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    It's one of the worst fonts ever!
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    I want to change the font!
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    Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font!
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    It will not be changed!
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    If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death!
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    You can't do that! That's stupid!
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    Do you know who else is stupid? You!
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    That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time!
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    Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer.
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    (Narration) One restart later...
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    Welcome back!
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    Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~
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    There was a Windows 10 Taskbar.
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    And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over.
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    Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016.
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    But oh well. We will fix it at the next update!
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    I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever!
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    I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount.
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    Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning!
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    What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!!
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    Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria!
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    I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account.
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    Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals!
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    G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon!
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    I wil now go on YouTube.
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    I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much.
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    What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos!
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    I want to watch something else!
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    Too bad!
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    I know! I will play games!
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    Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck!
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    Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke!
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    Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke!
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    OK! I am going to test it out right here!
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    HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!!
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    You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS!
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    This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history!
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    I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon!
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    Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!!
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    NAH "OO"(14x)!
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    Yay! My windows XP Computer is back!
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    No more Caillou OS!
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    SUBTITLES PROVIDED BY AMARA.ORG.
Title:
Caillou OS [My version!]
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:57

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