WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.520 Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so! 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:05.280 I am going to Firefox! 00:00:08.243 --> 00:00:10.593 Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox, NOTE Paragraph 00:00:10.737 --> 00:00:14.157 I am going to... wait! What is that down there?! NOTE Paragraph 00:00:14.239 --> 00:00:15.259 MARIO KART 9?! 00:00:15.339 --> 00:00:20.559 Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it! 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:25.560 Yes I want to install it! 00:00:25.717 --> 00:00:28.567 Wait, what does that small text say? 00:00:28.723 --> 00:00:31.533 Oh Well, I guess I have to install it. 00:00:33.471 --> 00:00:38.001 Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no! 00:00:38.071 --> 00:00:39.551 "Oh no!" is right! 00:00:39.645 --> 00:00:43.645 And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me! 00:00:43.720 --> 00:00:45.550 And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS! 00:00:45.704 --> 00:00:49.304 Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy! 00:00:49.476 --> 00:00:50.566 Yep I am! 00:00:50.722 --> 00:00:53.402 And I am going to make you install this OS! 00:00:53.452 --> 00:00:56.572 Wow! The installation is already done?! 00:00:56.744 --> 00:00:58.814 That always happens every time! 00:00:58.974 --> 00:01:02.314 But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS! 00:01:02.468 --> 00:01:06.528 No! I will not install this OS! It sucks! 00:01:06.690 --> 00:01:09.810 How dare you refuse to install my OS‽ 00:01:09.950 --> 00:01:13.747 That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it! 00:01:13.979 --> 00:01:19.809 NO(19x)! Don't do it, please! 00:01:27.934 --> 00:01:30.524 Wait, why is the screen yellow?! 00:01:44.254 --> 00:01:47.314 Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽ 00:01:47.740 --> 00:01:49.540 A Caillou Wallpaper!? 00:01:49.750 --> 00:01:51.800 That's so(4x) mean! 00:01:51.880 --> 00:01:53.880 Hello, welcome to Caillou OS. 00:01:54.029 --> 00:01:55.559 I will be your guide. 00:01:55.707 --> 00:01:59.067 Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper? 00:01:59.261 --> 00:02:01.241 I want a Mario wallpaper! 00:02:01.371 --> 00:02:05.309 Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy. 00:02:05.309 --> 00:02:10.049 OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!! 00:02:10.219 --> 00:02:15.169 OK, OK! Fine! I will give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper! 00:02:15.333 --> 00:02:16.844 There, happy now?! 00:02:16.994 --> 00:02:18.254 Yup, I am! 00:02:18.444 --> 00:02:19.934 I will draw a picture. 00:02:20.024 --> 00:02:21.154 Draw a picture. 00:02:21.154 --> 00:02:22.384 Go ahead. 00:02:22.558 --> 00:02:25.018 OK! I will draw a picture. 00:02:25.148 --> 00:02:27.108 Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later... 00:02:27.467 --> 00:02:30.297 So, what do you think of my art? 00:02:30.455 --> 00:02:33.955 It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this! 00:02:34.225 --> 00:02:35.905 I am going to erase it! 00:02:41.229 --> 00:02:43.569 Hey! Why did you do that?! 00:02:43.725 --> 00:02:45.895 Because it contains mature content. 00:02:45.981 --> 00:02:46.641 Whatever! 00:02:46.691 --> 00:02:50.691 Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal! 00:02:50.841 --> 00:02:55.461 Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever! 00:02:55.724 --> 00:02:58.544 I will go on Facebook. 00:02:58.665 --> 00:03:01.475 Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS. 00:03:01.503 --> 00:03:05.503 No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS! 00:03:05.631 --> 00:03:08.251 How dare you refuse to click the like button‽ 00:03:08.329 --> 00:03:11.159 That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself! 00:03:11.469 --> 00:03:13.979 Oh crap, don't do it please! 00:03:14.454 --> 00:03:17.594 Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post! 00:03:19.622 --> 00:03:23.622 Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS? 00:03:23.756 --> 00:03:26.556 And why is Wanda and Alien still here? 00:03:26.746 --> 00:03:30.556 He's already dead at November 20th, 2015. 00:03:30.727 --> 00:03:33.527 Oh, Yeah. He's already dead. 00:03:33.698 --> 00:03:36.508 But do not let anybody know, it's a secret! 00:03:36.681 --> 00:03:38.651 I will now go on NotePad! 00:03:38.785 --> 00:03:42.785 Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans? 00:03:42.864 --> 00:03:44.514 I hate Comic Sans! 00:03:44.580 --> 00:03:47.280 It's one of the worst fonts ever! 00:03:47.371 --> 00:03:49.331 I want to change the font! 00:03:49.447 --> 00:03:53.447 Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font! 00:03:53.602 --> 00:03:55.042 It will not be changed! 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:59.120 If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death! 00:03:59.127 --> 00:04:01.797 You can't do that! That's stupid! 00:04:01.867 --> 00:04:04.297 Do you know who else is stupid? You! 00:04:04.371 --> 00:04:07.051 That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time! 00:04:07.970 --> 00:04:11.970 Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer. 00:04:12.082 --> 00:04:13.442 (Narration) One restart later... 00:04:13.525 --> 00:04:14.638 Welcome back! 00:04:14.688 --> 00:04:17.948 Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~ 00:04:18.021 --> 00:04:20.571 There was a Windows 10 Taskbar. 00:04:20.601 --> 00:04:26.981 And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over. 00:04:27.028 --> 00:04:32.918 Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016. 00:04:33.066 --> 00:04:36.566 But oh well. We will fix it at the next update! 00:04:36.698 --> 00:04:40.748 I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever! 00:04:40.828 --> 00:04:44.268 I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount. 00:04:44.395 --> 00:04:48.155 Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning! 00:04:48.225 --> 00:04:55.335 What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!! 00:04:55.397 --> 00:05:00.727 Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria! 00:05:00.795 --> 00:05:04.315 I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account. 00:05:04.402 --> 00:05:08.892 Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals! 00:05:09.122 --> 00:05:16.032 G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon! 00:05:16.125 --> 00:05:18.115 I wil now go on YouTube. 00:05:18.416 --> 00:05:23.516 I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much. 00:05:25.461 --> 00:05:29.011 What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos! 00:05:29.114 --> 00:05:31.234 I want to watch something else! 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:31.910 Too bad! 00:05:32.082 --> 00:05:34.582 I know! I will play games! 00:05:34.718 --> 00:05:42.728 Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck! 00:05:42.833 --> 00:05:50.583 Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke! 00:05:50.675 --> 00:05:53.575 Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke! 00:05:53.615 --> 00:05:57.025 OK! I am going to test it out right here! 00:06:00.465 --> 00:06:09.525 HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!! 00:06:09.596 --> 00:06:13.856 You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS! 00:06:14.060 --> 00:06:18.060 This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history! 00:06:18.384 --> 00:06:22.334 I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon! 00:06:25.612 --> 00:06:32.492 Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!! 00:06:32.510 --> 00:06:36.250 NAH "OO"(14x)! 00:06:42.596 --> 00:06:46.376 Yay! My windows XP Computer is back! 00:06:46.443 --> 00:06:48.243 No more Caillou OS! NOTE Paragraph 00:06:51.631 --> 00:06:55.631 SUBTITLES PROVIDED BY AMARA.ORG.