Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so!
I am going to Firefox!
Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox,
I am going to... wait! What is that down there?!
MARIO KART 9?!
Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it!
Yes I want to install it!
Wait, what does that small text say?
Oh Well, I guess I have to install it.
Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no!
"Oh no!" is right!
And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me!
And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS!
Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy!
Yep I am!
And I am going to make you install this OS!
Wow! The installation is already done?!
That always happens every time!
But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS!
No! I will not install this OS! It sucks!
How dare you refuse to install my OS‽
That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it!
NO(19x)! Don't do it, please!
Wait, why is the screen yellow?!
Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽
A Caillou Wallpaper!?
That's so(4x) mean!
Hello, welcome to Caillou OS.
I will be your guide.
Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper?
I want a Mario wallpaper!
Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy.
OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!
OK, OK! Fine! I will give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper!
There, happy now?!
Yup, I am!
I will draw a picture.
Draw a picture.
Go ahead.
OK! I will draw a picture.
Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later...
So, what do you think of my art?
It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this!
I am going to erase it!
Hey! Why did you do that?!
Because it contains mature content.
Whatever!
Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal!
Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever!
I will go on Facebook.
Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS.
No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS!
How dare you refuse to click the like button‽
That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself!
Oh crap, don't do it please!
Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post!
Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS?
And why is Wanda and Alien still here?
He's already dead at November 20th, 2015.
Oh, Yeah. He's already dead.
But do not let anybody know, it's a secret!
I will now go on NotePad!
Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans?
I hate Comic Sans!
It's one of the worst fonts ever!
I want to change the font!
Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font!
It will not be changed!
If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death!
You can't do that! That's stupid!
Do you know who else is stupid? You!
That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time!
Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer.
(Narration) One restart later...
Welcome back!
Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~
There was a Windows 10 Taskbar.
And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over.
Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016.
But oh well. We will fix it at the next update!
I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever!
I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount.
Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning!
What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!!
Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria!
I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account.
Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals!
G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon!
I wil now go on YouTube.
I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much.
What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos!
I want to watch something else!
Too bad!
I know! I will play games!
Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck!
Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke!
Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke!
OK! I am going to test it out right here!
HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!!
You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS!
This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history!
I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon!
Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!!
NAH "OO"(14x)!
Yay! My windows XP Computer is back!
No more Caillou OS!
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