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Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so!

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I am going to Firefox!

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Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox,

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I am going to... wait! What is that down there?!

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MARIO KART 9?!

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Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it!

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Yes I want to install it!

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Wait, what does that small text say?

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Oh Well, I guess I have to install it.

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Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no!

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"Oh no!" is right!

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And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me!

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And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS!

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Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy!

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Yep I am!

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And I am going to make you install this OS!

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Wow! The installation is already done?!

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That always happens every time!

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But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS!

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No! I will not install this OS! It sucks!

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How dare you refuse to install my OS‽

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That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it!

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NO(19x)! Don't do it, please!

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Wait, why is the screen yellow?!

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Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽

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A Caillou Wallpaper!?

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That's so(4x) mean!

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Hello, welcome to Caillou OS.

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I will be your guide.

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Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper?

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I want a Mario wallpaper!

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Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy.

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OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!

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OK, OK! Fine! I will give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper!

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There, happy now?!

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Yup, I am!

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I will draw a picture.

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Draw a picture.

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Go ahead.

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OK! I will draw a picture.

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Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later...

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So, what do you think of my art?

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It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this!

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I am going to erase it!

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Hey! Why did you do that?!

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Because it contains mature content.

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Whatever!

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Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal!

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Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever!

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I will go on Facebook.

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Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS.

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No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS!

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How dare you refuse to click the like button‽

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That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself!

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Oh crap, don't do it please!

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Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post!

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Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS?

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And why is Wanda and Alien still here?

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He's already dead at November 20th, 2015.

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Oh, Yeah. He's already dead.

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But do not let anybody know, it's a secret!

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I will now go on NotePad!

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Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans?

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I hate Comic Sans!

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It's one of the worst fonts ever!

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I want to change the font!

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Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font!

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It will not be changed!

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If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death!

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You can't do that! That's stupid!

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Do you know who else is stupid? You!

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That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time!

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Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer.

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(Narration) One restart later...

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Welcome back!

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Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~

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There was a Windows 10 Taskbar.

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And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over.

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Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016.

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But oh well. We will fix it at the next update!

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I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever!

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I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount.

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Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning!

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What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!!

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Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria!

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I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account.

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Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals!

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G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon!

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I wil now go on YouTube.

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I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much.

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What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos!

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I want to watch something else!

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Too bad!

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I know! I will play games!

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Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck!

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Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke!

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Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke!

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OK! I am going to test it out right here!

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HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!!

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You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS!

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This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history!

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I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon!

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Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!!

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NAH "OO"(14x)!

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Yay! My windows XP Computer is back!

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No more Caillou OS!

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