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Marathons are for Losers - Foil Arms and Hog

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    Hey man!
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    You just back from a run?
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    Yeah I just ran a marathon
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    Now way, how’d you get on?
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    Brilliant, 3 hours 36, beat my
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    personal best by 15 minutes
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    No, sorry, where’d you come?
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    Hmm?
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    Like did you come first?
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    Did you win?
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    Ah, no
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    Second?
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    I came like 1,258th or something
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    And you’re pleased about that?
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    Well like it’s not a race
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    Eh, It is a race.
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    If you came first they’d give you a medal.
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    You don’t get a medal
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    for 1,258th
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    Well, actually you do
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    But you lost!
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    I didn’t lose! Everyone who takes part get a medal
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    What is this? Sports day in kindergarten!
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    It’s a huge physical achievement.
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    That’s why you get a medal
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    Kinda takes away from the winner though doesn’t it?
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    I mean they’re going home on the bus
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    after a beating 16,000 other people
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    in a gruelling 26 mile battle
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    and every other loser on the bus has a medal?
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    seems a bit ridiculous to me
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    It’s extremely tough
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    people break down crying crossing
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    the finish line
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    I just thought they were upset
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    cause they lost
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    I can’t believe you’re making me feel shit
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    about running a marathon.
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    I did it for charity!
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    Well if I were you I wouldn’t show my
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    face around the hospice any time soon.
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    One thousand two hundred and fifty eighth
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    Embarrasing.
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    Well, I beat my personal best okay
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    Personal best?
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    You mean the last time that you lost?
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    Wow,
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    one loser against another
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    Inspiring.
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    Yeah well at least I actually
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    got out there and did something
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    Instead of just
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    sat on my arse all day
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    like a loser, playing computer games
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    LOSER?!
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    I just won the World Cup!
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    WITH IRELAND.
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    Okay, so don’t taking your inadequacies
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    out on me.
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    Loser.
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    Guys, guys, easy on the ammo!
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    it’s a marathon, not a sprint
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    Ahh noobs!
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    DOOMDAH!
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    Hi we’re Foil arms and hog, thanks for watching
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    We’ve got a new video every Thursday
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    Every Thursday
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    If you want to see us live
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    Live!
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    We have got loads of dates all over Ireland
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    Ireland
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    Oh, you don’t do it when I want you to do it
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    We’re going to be announcing a UK tour
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    Dates for the new year so em..
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    Eh doomdah
Title:
Marathons are for Losers - Foil Arms and Hog
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Video Language:
English
Team:
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Duration:
01:51

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