Hey man!
You just back from a run?
Yeah I just ran a marathon
Now way, how’d you get on?
Brilliant, 3 hours 36, beat my
personal best by 15 minutes
No, sorry, where’d you come?
Hmm?
Like did you come first?
Did you win?
Ah, no
Second?
I came like 1,258th or something
And you’re pleased about that?
Well like it’s not a race
Eh, It is a race.
If you came first they’d give you a medal.
You don’t get a medal
for 1,258th
Well, actually you do
But you lost!
I didn’t lose! Everyone who takes part get a medal
What is this? Sports day in kindergarten!
It’s a huge physical achievement.
That’s why you get a medal
Kinda takes away from the winner though doesn’t it?
I mean they’re going home on the bus
after a beating 16,000 other people
in a gruelling 26 mile battle
and every other loser on the bus has a medal?
seems a bit ridiculous to me
It’s extremely tough
people break down crying crossing
the finish line
I just thought they were upset
cause they lost
I can’t believe you’re making me feel shit
about running a marathon.
I did it for charity!
Well if I were you I wouldn’t show my
face around the hospice any time soon.
One thousand two hundred and fifty eighth
Embarrasing.
Well, I beat my personal best okay
Personal best?
You mean the last time that you lost?
Wow,
one loser against another
Inspiring.
Yeah well at least I actually
got out there and did something
Instead of just
sat on my arse all day
like a loser, playing computer games
LOSER?!
I just won the World Cup!
WITH IRELAND.
Okay, so don’t taking your inadequacies
out on me.
Loser.
Guys, guys, easy on the ammo!
it’s a marathon, not a sprint
Ahh noobs!
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