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Hey man!

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You just back from a run?

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Yeah I just ran a marathon

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Now way, how’d you get on?

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Brilliant, 3 hours 36, beat my

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personal best by 15 minutes

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No, sorry, where’d you come?

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Hmm?

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Like did you come first?

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Did you win?

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Ah, no

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Second?

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I came like 1,258th or something

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And you’re pleased about that?

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Well like it’s not a race

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Eh, It is a race.

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If you came first they’d give you a medal.

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You don’t get a medal

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for 1,258th

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Well, actually you do

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But you lost!

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I didn’t lose! Everyone who takes part get a medal

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What is this? Sports day in kindergarten!

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It’s a huge physical achievement.

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That’s why you get a medal

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Kinda takes away from the winner though doesn’t it?

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I mean they’re going home on the bus

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after a beating 16,000 other people

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in a gruelling 26 mile battle

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and every other loser on the bus has a medal?

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seems a bit ridiculous to me

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It’s extremely tough

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people break down crying crossing

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the finish line

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I just thought they were upset

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cause they lost

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I can’t believe you’re making me feel shit

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about running a marathon.

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I did it for charity!

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Well if I were you I wouldn’t show my

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face around the hospice any time soon.

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One thousand two hundred and fifty eighth

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Embarrasing.

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Well, I beat my personal best okay

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Personal best?

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You mean the last time that you lost?

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Wow,

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one loser against another

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Inspiring.

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Yeah well at least I actually

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got out there and did something

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Instead of just

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sat on my arse all day

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like a loser, playing computer games

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LOSER?!

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I just won the World Cup!

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WITH IRELAND.

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Okay, so don’t taking your inadequacies

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out on me.

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Loser.

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Guys, guys, easy on the ammo!

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it’s a marathon, not a sprint

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Ahh noobs!

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DOOMDAH!

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Oh, you don’t do it when I want you to do it

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