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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey man!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.90,0:00:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just back from a run?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.22,0:00:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I just ran a marathon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.22,0:00:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now way, how’d you get on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.68,0:00:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant, 3 hours 36, beat my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.36,0:00:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,personal best by 15 minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.96,0:00:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, sorry, where’d you come?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.06,0:00:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.56,0:00:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like did you come first?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.30,0:00:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you win?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.48,0:00:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.04,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came like 1,258th or something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.16,0:00:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you’re pleased about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.44,0:00:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well like it’s not a race
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.68,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, It is a race.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you came first they’d give you a medal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.10,0:00:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t get a medal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.02,0:00:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for 1,258th
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.58,0:00:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, actually you do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.76,0:00:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t lose! Everyone who takes part get a medal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.58,0:00:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this? Sports day in kindergarten!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.30,0:00:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a huge physical achievement.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.90,0:00:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s why you get a medal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.90,0:00:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinda takes away from the winner though doesn’t it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.42,0:00:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean they’re going home on the bus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.86,0:00:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after a beating 16,000 other people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a gruelling 26 mile battle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.26,0:00:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and every other loser on the bus has a medal?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.30,0:00:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seems a bit ridiculous to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.98,0:00:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s extremely tough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.86,0:00:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people break down crying crossing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.04,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the finish line
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought they were upset
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause they lost
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t believe you’re making me feel shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.48,0:00:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about running a marathon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.46,0:00:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it for charity!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.48,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if I were you I wouldn’t show my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face around the hospice any time soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.84,0:00:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thousand two hundred and fifty eighth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.28,0:00:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Embarrasing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.78,0:00:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I beat my personal best okay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.76,0:01:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Personal best?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.78,0:01:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean the last time that you lost?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.18,0:01:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.68,0:01:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one loser against another
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.32,0:01:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inspiring.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.12,0:01:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah well at least I actually
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.34,0:01:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got out there and did something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.66,0:01:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of just
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.46,0:01:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sat on my arse all day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.82,0:01:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a loser, playing computer games
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.24,0:01:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LOSER?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.24,0:01:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just won the World Cup!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.78,0:01:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WITH IRELAND.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.74,0:01:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so don’t taking your inadequacies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.84,0:01:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.08,0:01:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Loser.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, guys, easy on the ammo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s a marathon, not a sprint
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh noobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.16,0:01:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOOMDAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.80,0:01:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi we’re Foil arms and hog, thanks for watching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.74,0:01:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ve got a new video every Thursday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.36,0:01:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every Thursday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.18,0:01:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see us live
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.98,0:01:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Live!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.48,0:01:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have got loads of dates all over Ireland
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.84,0:01:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ireland
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.40,0:01:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you don’t do it when I want you to do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.80,0:01:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re going to be announcing a UK tour
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.66,0:01:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dates for the new year so em..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.02,0:01:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh doomdah