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Episode 2 of the Season 1 subtitled version of The P.Lush Family. In this episode the P.Lush Family goes through the funny and difficult decision to hire a new maid.

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Season 1 Episode 2: "The Maid"

- All right Federica, concentrate, you won't fail, you can do this.

- Federica, instead of forcing him to guess, just tell him you need a maid.

- C'mon Martina! If blackmails, tears and hints were not an effective tool for women

there wouldn't be any bad girls in the soap operas

- It's so late now! I need to leave

- Shoot! Shoot you idiot!

- Now's the time Federica

- Move! Move!

- Sorry! I have so many things to do

If only I could get some help...

- Honey, you should have said that before

- So you do get my hint?

- No, but you should have said it before 'cause now we're watching the match and you're interrupting!

- You see? You never have time for me, not even 5 minutes.

- Just wait for the break and you'll get 15 minutes

- You always ignore me

- Sorry honey, but you're interrupting in the middle of the match

- It's over now, its halftime

- But I need to watch the summary of the goals I already watched

- I need a maid to clean up so much filth!!

are you listening?? Otherwise I'll call my mom to come!

- So our filth is not enough for you? You need to bring your mother, too?

- I'll call her to help me with the house cleaning, you horse face!

and don't insult my mother! Have I ever told you your mom

is a chicken that laid only one ball??

- Excuse me but I have two! Two of my kids are present here

and I don't want to argue in front of them!

Let's cool down, shall we?

- You're right. Look, I'm so cool and calm now, you see?

- Ludovico, please I need a maid to help with the house chores.

you hear me stingy donkey??

- Look, let's not argue, the second half is starting now. Let's discuss about it later.

- Either you give me an answer right now or...

- Or what?? Are you going to turn the TV off?? You wouldn't dare!

- No, but I'll pause the video recorder until you give me an answer!

- No, no! Wait 'till it's over

- You've seen it 8 times already!

- But maybe this time the Cruz Azul team will win

- So??

- All right! But you must hire her by tomorrow evening

or there's no deal!

- Yes!

At the Office

- So, then I told her: "why don't you hire a maid to help you with the house chores?"

- What did she reply?

- At first she refused, but I convinced her

- She became very affectionate and she even played the Cruz Azul match for me

- But you've seen that match 7 times

- 8

- But I watched it again so she wouldn't feel bad

- The only issue I see in all this is that since we are neighbors

I'm sure Federica will tell Martina to get our own maid, too.

- Not at all, Flavio. Federica would never do that

- Of course! Demand that Flavio hires a maid for you

- Hmm, I doubt it Federica, it's too expensive

Besides Flavio doesn't make that much money to get that luxury

-So?? Ludovico makes half of that and I was able to convince him with a little manipulation

- Plus, that's a good way to ensure he doesn't have enough money to go to a stripping club

to see brainless women

- Brainless women? You are right: I need a maid

- The only problem is that I have to hire her by this evening

- Impossible. You won't have time to place an ad

- I have an idea! Come with me

- Come over here, come so that all of P.Lush City sees you on TV. What is it?

- I'm willing to divorce if there's a good match out there

- Are you looking for a husband?

- No, I meant a match as in soccer match,

'cause where there's a good match, my husband ignores me!

- Aah, and I want to announce that if you're a woman looking to make lots of money

you should go for a casting tonight at my house: 1327 P.Lush Ave.

The job is easy and I promise you'll feel at home. Thanks!

- Hey, what are you doing with those paper planes?

- I'm playing Osama bin Laden

- How does that work?

- You have to hit in the middle

- So how is Federica going to hire a maid? It's not easy nowadays

- That's the trick

The deadline is tonight; she won't be able to place an ad

so she won't be able to hire one

- What if she makes your kids distribute flyers?

- She would never use them for that!

- This kid is being rescued right now.

after several attempts and he's finally with his mother

- Ma'am, what do you feel?

- I feel...disgusted 'cause he stinks

- But I'll take a moment to tell all women

who are trying to make lots of money that they should go apply for a job at my house tonight

1327 P.Lush Ave. The job is super easy and I swear you'll feel at home

- My baby, be more careful

- But you pushed me into the manhole

- Quiet!

- Well, remember the casting for the job is tonight

- You're too generous

Hiring a maid with your salary

- No, that's not enough, I'll have to work overtime

- But without the ad, no girls will show up

- In the end, I'll avoid having to pay for a maid

- What if she finds a way to find candidates?

- She only does that when she wants to make me miserable

- Imagine, her going to live TV for that!

- This morning there was protest in the city...

- Leave her alone, please.

- How are you, sir? I just stopped by quickly

Like many who work here: they just "stop by"

- I only came to say to all women that tonight I'm having a casting

1327 P.Lush Avenue

The job is super easy and I swear you'll feel at home

- That's it. I'm leaving now

- I never miss your TV shows

I see you every Thursday night

Thanks, but my show's on Friday

Shortly after...

- You see? She's not even here. Her chance is gone

and I did want to please her this time

- I'm here!

- What happened? Do we have a maid?

- Did anyone show up?

- No one came

- Let me explain: we'll select a winner by direct elimination

- First of all, you should let go the ugliest ones automatically

- Okay, so my sister- and my mother-in-law should leave now

- Enough! Stop playing dumb and give me a kiss!

- A casting to hire a maid, sis? Only a dumbass could think of that

- Yes, only a failed man with a miserable salary would think of hiring one of them as a maid

- A maid?? - How dare you!! You lied to me!

- What will you do now with these women?

- I'm not sure, but if I'm going to spend my salary on a maid

at least it should be one that I like

- Okay, attention! Do you know why you're here?

- Yes, to sing

- To dance

- To act

- Yes, but before you'll have to put up with me

- Put up? I knew it! All TV producers are the same

- TV producers? I'm not such thing!

- Federica, you told them this is not X-Factor, right?

- Not X-FActor? I'm leaving now!

- As I was saying...

- Daddy, daddy! It's itchy

- What is?

-The tail's itchy

- Didn't your mom worm you?

- I mean the tail of the rat I found when I fell into the manhole. Look.

- Dad, can we keep it as a pet?

- Yes daddy! We can chase it, step on it, throw rocks at it

- Junior! If you want to throw rocks at rats, do it with your Aunt Lucrecia!

- Besides you'll scare your sister with this rat

- He's right, we can scare Bibi. Good idea!

- We'll throw it in her room, lock it and the come back

- Okay we have two final candidates for the job

- Sorry, sorry.

-Who are you?

- I'm Excelsa.

I'm here because there are many problems in my country:

devaluations, the national team is eliminated in the first round of the World Cup

- So you're Argentinian? Why are you in Mexico?

- I came to triumph. All Argentinians triumph here

So many Argentinians here have made it big

All you need to make it big in Mexico is being Argentinian

Maybe I can even find a husband like Brad Pitt

or perhaps I'll get naturalized to play in the national soccer team

- Come here a sec. How will you choose one of those 3?

- Good night, welcome to Miss P.Lush Contest

our first candidate is Ms. Azalea

Hi, I'm Azalea, and I have Master's in cleaning and housekeeping from P.Lush University

I was born in a small town but I was raised over by India

- Near Tibet?

- No, I was raised, by and Indian cook. She's the one that hired me as a maid

- But, are you a good cook?

- Of course! International food is my area of expertise

I learned to make spaguetti in Italy, paella in Spain, sushi in Japan, hamburghers in Hamburgh...

and at the Vatican I learned to peel Popeatoes

I'm also a prepared babysitter so that you don't worry about disciplining your kids!

- She's the one

- Wait! There's one more

- Our second one sweeps like this!

- She got all 10s!

- She hasn't even shown anything!

- She can show me all she wants later

- Ludovico!

- I meant her resume

- She looks completely useless

- So?

- She can't even grasp the broom properly!

- So?

- She can't even speak!

- Better that way mom, you don't like anyone talking back

- Do you or do you not want a maid?

- I do!

- Careful Federica, this is one of those brainless girls he sees at the stripping clubs

Of course my Flavio would not even look at her!

- Do you or do you not want a maid?

- Doesn't seem trustworthy

What if she steals from us?

- I'll watch her even in the shower!

- We have a tie here!

- It's my turn, my turn!

- Be quiet!!

- Silence! This is an important decision for the P.Lush Family. Take it seriously

- That's right, daughter.

- You can divorce your husband any time

but a good maid should be with you for life

- Grandma is right, mommy. Let's finish this and hire the mute girl

- Why the mute one?

When I'm yelling, you always say I should be a mute boy

- That's the best decision

Besides, remember that you didn't finish nursing Ludoviquito

- Never!

- We'll hire Ms. Azalea. She's better prepared

and she will make the kids change for the better

- Look mom, I'll be honest.

I won't change just because you hire a grumpy, bulldog-faced old woman

- I decide in this home and I'll decide who the maid will be

- But I'm the one who makes the worst mess, so I decide

- But I've had diarrhea for 3 days and that's why...

wait, that's not related to this

- Why don't you flip a coin?

- You're right, I'll flip in bed with the mute girl and I'll be right back

- I meant flip a coin in the air and if you win, then you decide

If I win twice, can I flip with two girls?

- No, I meant that you flip a coin, not that you flip in...

- Enough, here's the coin

-Heads

- I'll choose the breast

I meant tails. I got confused

- Ludovico will choose the new maid

- We all agree?

The brainless mute girl

Let me remind you all that the decision cannot be overturned

and cannot be changed

- The winner is...the brainless!

- I don't like to be called "brainless"

but if that means getting the job, I'll forgive you this time

- The decision cannot be changed

- You're hired. Welcome the brainless one!!

- I wasn't referring to her

I was talking about the other brainless

- I'll make dinner

- Thanks for coming, we have a maid

- Don't be sad, Dad. We fell but our pride stands still

- Thanks for your words of support, baby

But it's not fair!

-C'mon dad, get over it

- I was so close to her

- What's this? What's this Federica?

- Dinner, I guess.

- Don't worry boss, I promise I'll learn to cook in 6-7 months

6-7 months??

- Honey, first she needs to learn to wash, clean up, ironing

- Don't be so impatient with her

- I was so close!

- "Ludovico: I'll appreciate it if you could send me a couple of sugar cups with my new maid." -Flavio

Son of a...

I was so close!

Don't leave, please!

There's something left here