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10 Commandments of the Cafeteria

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    [intense guitar solo]
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    Oh, sorry! You caught me doin' a few simple tunes.
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    Hi, I'm Brad Green, I'm the
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    Manager of Food Services here at
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    Kentucky Christian University.
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    I'd like to introduce you to your
    college dining experience.
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    So come, follow me, as I show you...
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    The Ten Commandments of the Cafeteria.
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    Commandment number one:
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    [man grunts, dishes break]
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    [wilhelm scream]
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    [man grunts]
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    Oh well.
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    Commandment number two:
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    [screams in pain]
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    Commandment number three:
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    Commandment number four:
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    Commandment number five:
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    >>Morning, Clyde, how are you?
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    >>Whatever...
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    [music intensifies]
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    [robotic voice] This could scare you.
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    [intense music]
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    Commandment number six:
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    Commandment number seven:
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    Commandment number eight:
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    [ding!]
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    >>[Boy] Excuse me?
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    [Boy yelps]
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    Commandment number nine:
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    [students chatting]
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    >>[Girl]* Excuse me? Excuse me...
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    I'd like to get through now...
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    'Scuse me!!
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    'Scuse me!!!!
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    'scuse me, scuse me.. scuse me...
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    [screams]
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    Commandment number ten:
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    So just follow these simple rules
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    and you will have an incredible
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    cafeteria experience.
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    [Sighs happily]
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    Boy, I am stuffed.
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    >>And don't forget to swipe your cards!
Title:
10 Commandments of the Cafeteria
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:43

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